Disclaimer: I do not own Dawn of the Dead, Night of the Living Dead, Resident Evil or any other Zombie related games, pictures or movies…sure wish I did though.
Bedazzled: The Ron Factor – Chapter Four Part One
"Go ahead- Four!" Said Lucy as she hit another ball at a minimum 400 yards, smack into the back of an elderly man's head. She smiled in triumph,
"That's another one in the pit," she thought, "Come on then" she said, turning to the freckle-faced blonde. Ron seemed to think a little extra hard before his eyes focussed as if concocting the perfect wish in his head.
"I got it! I wanna be just like Kim, in the sense of me saving the world. I wanna be big, and strong! I also wanna be fast, smart, and-and know how to use my muscles." He said as if he were picking off lists of toys for Christmas, surely these things are what every guy wanted to be
"Sooo…You want to be some sort of crime-fighting hero, who can kick butt, huh?" She said, raising her eyebrows. This is one wish she had not been asked to perform
"Yeah! That's what I mean. I want Kim to love me too!-" He was interrupted before he could continue
"Ah ah ah! Can't do that, I'm afraid. It was in the contract that you have seven wishes in which you can ATTAIN her love, not for it to be wished." She said, Ron's features dropped
"Fine…," Ron seethed, "Anyway, I wish to be strong, and fast, and really-"
"Blah blah blah, you got it hero" She finished before another white flash blinded him.
Ron looked around, these surroundings were new to him and he didn't know where he was. He looked through the darkness, moonlight illuminating tall buildings, which cast long shadows along the road, and in deep alleyways. Ron continued along the path, padding his arms down and discovering that he was ripped!
"Woah! Watch out Shego and Drakken," he smiled with a sense of excitement, "Gotta find KP" he thought to himself. He carried along down the path, noticing a few wrecked cars, and crimson stains along the road. He bent down and picked up a wet newspaper, the print was barely readable
"Peadly halocaust wlpes oot three tuwns." All of this made barely any sense to Ron at all; the ink was running down the page, making it harder to read. Only one word stood out at him "Halocaust" which sounded like another word he had read before. He dropped the paper and looked around for someone, because he couldn't find a person at all.
"Hello?...KP? Anybody!...Hello? Is anybody there?" He shouted, hoping to attract some sort of attention. He dug into his pocket, and pulled out Rufus
"Phew…At least you're still here" He sighed with relief; Rufus stretched and looked tired so Ron placed him back into his trouser pocket. He carried on for another ten minutes before Ron heard a clunk, as if a garbage bin had been tipped over.
"Hello? Anybody there?- Damn I'm gonna kill Lucy when I see her…" Ron heard gorilla-like grunts. But the only thing coming towards him was a man, whose arms dangled as if he had no will to use them.
"Hello? I'm just looking for Kim Possible, do you know where she- Argh!" Ron yelled as the man approached him, mouth open and his eyes silver. The man closed in, but Ron only took a few steps back before they met, Ron held up a hand across his throat, trying to keep away his biting jaws.
"Dude! What're you doing!" He (Ron) screamed before a shot was fired and a bullet blew off the man's head
"Move!" Ordered another man in a type of Military uniform, with Kevlar helmet and body armour. Ron approached the gun-wielding man, looking out of breath
"Thanks, man. What the hell was he trying to do?" Ron asked. The man lifted up his Visor and looked at Ron as if he had just come from another country or something
"Are you for real?- Doesn't matter, you gotta get to the bridge and evacuate."
"Dude! What the hell was he trying to do!"
"Kill you! Now if you want to survive, you kill anything that gets close and doesn't talk. Now move." He said before he rushed down an alleyway, firing a few more rounds. Ron was left stunned, he turned to get safety, but another man grunted towards him. Taking the man's advice, Ron ran. He ran for a long, long while, being careful not to go into loud areas.
"Lucy!" He screamed at the top of his lungs
"Yes?" She said, appearing out of nowhere and sounding as casual as ever.
"Where the heck am I?" He panted
"Why, you're in Middleton of course, you silly boy."
"This is NOT Middleton…tell me where I am."
"Like I said, this is Middleton, but now it is overrun with its population, hungry for human flesh. That a problem?" She stated. Ron looked at her with wide, shocked eyes…She has got to be kidding.
"And Kim?" He asked, "What about her?"
"Oh she's alright. In fact, she's one of the few that are, and are doing quite well for themselves, considering the situation might I add." A woman with an arm missing droned in their direction
"Oh bugger off" She said to the…thing. And indeed, that's what it did. She walked off and joined a larger group of whatever they are. Ron looked at her with questioning looks
"Zombies…Don't tell me you haven't seen Night of the Living Dead or something? Ah well, just aim for the head and you'll be okay, okay? I look forward to see you with your top off, and muscles bulging" She said, passing Ron another one of her winks "Must be off, I have a show to see!" she said before walking off to enjoy her "show"
"KP…-Rufus! We gotta find KP." He said, before he looked for the most useful shop he could find…
Writer's Note: Okay, so this chapter is sucky, sorry about that. This is just a mid-story prologue….sorta. All this is is the beginning of Ron's Second Wish. I assure you that a lot of action will come up during the next chapter/s. I've not been sure as to whether I want each wish to be one chapter each, two, or more. But ah well. What's done is done. I hope you enjoy it.