Bedazzled: The Ron Factor
Ron drove down the Middleton road at dreary speeds on his battered, sky-blue scooter. The blonde-haired teen was lost in his own imagination missed his naked mole-rat buddy, Rufus, jumping up and down in the front basket squeaking
"Stop! Stop!" which had eventually broken Ron out of his daydream and noticed that he was almost passing his best friend's house. Ron jumped off his scooter and strode to the door, Rufus running by his heel.
"Hey KP!" He called in his usually happy-go-lucky voice, knocking on the door, "You comin' to school or what?" The door opened and the face of Kim Possible's dad smiled back at him.
"Oh hey Dr. P, is Kim home?" He asked
"No, sorry Ron, she walked off with a boy some fifteen minutes ago." He said, his voice a little distraught when he mentioned the 'boy'.
"Monkey boy…," Ron said, his eyes fixed in a state of seriousness for a moment, "Okay, thanks Dr. P, tell Mrs. P I said 'hi'." He said as he rushed over to his scooter, Rufus snuggled up in his pocket.
"Will do, Ronald!" He called before he turned back into the house.
The sun shone down as a silver blur sped down the roads of Middleton, quickly reflecting the sun in many directions. As the blue sped up a slight hill it flew slightly in the air and landed with a slight thud, only to keep going at neck-break speeds
"Woah! Gotta watch those hills, eh?" Josh joked
"Yeah" Kim laughed. The car sped past many cars and as it turned corners it scared the nearby pedestrians.
"Woah…cool" He said as he saw the looks on people's faces. The car pulled a corner and skidded into the school driveway. Josh Mankey got out of the car, moved to the driver's side and opened the door for Kim to get out.
"Thanks Josh!" She thanked, holding onto his hand as she got out of the Porsche Boxter Meridian. Kim hooked her arm around Josh's and walked into school, Ron pulled into a small spot between two cars. As Ron got off he heard a screech, he looked to the other side and noticed a fairly big scratch made. The freckle-faced boy looked around to find witnesses, seeing none he moved his scooter to another part of the car park. Rufus was shaking his head squeaking "Tut, tut, tut" at the blonde
"Not a word…" He said, eyeing the rat square in the eyes.
Kim looked up at a poster, showing two young and highly attractive dancing couples. She sighed for a moment, noticing what it said at the top "Spring Dance!" She thought to herself
"Didn't we already have one?...Doesn't matter, me and Josh'll go together" She smiled to herself
"Hey KP!" Ron called as Kim was fiddling with her Locker combination
"Hey Ron, where were you this morning?" She asked
"I was at your house at the right time, you left fifteen minutes earlier…" He said, not seeming to hold a grudge against it
"Oh yeah…About that, Sorry Ron. I guess I forgot," She apologized, "Did you see the new posters? There's gonna be another dance. Who're you going with?" Ron looked a little confused but continued the conversation
"Why don't we go? We've usually always gone to dances" He asked
"Yeah but Ron! Josh's my boyfriend now, it's like an unwritten law that I gotta go with him. I'm not saying I wouldn't want to, I would have most likely asked him anyway." She explained until a chime of her Kimmunicator, instead of pulling it out of her pocket, she opened her locker to be greeted by a face of genius
"Hey Wade, what's the sitch?" She asked as she had done, many-a-time before.
"Drakken's been spotted in Hungary, I thought something might be up"
"Hungary? They got food there?" Ron joked, Rufus jumped out of his pocket and rubbed his belly
"Yum! Food…!" He squeaked
"Ron…Not funny." Kim stated "We're there, got us a ride?"
"Sure thing, it's waiting outside" Wade said, tapping on his keyboard which shut the computer off. Kim and Ron rushed to the door, passing Josh, where Kim gave him a Peck on the cheek and said
"Be back soon!"
The jet flew fast through the air, a picture of Z-Boy on the side
"Thanks once again Mr. Nakasume-San" Kim thanked, Yoshiko translating what was said in Nakasume-San's ear. Nakasume-San replied back in Yoshiko's ear
"Mr. Nakasume-San said, it was no problem after you had saved him multiple times, Ms. Possible." She said, giving a bow to Kim
"It's no big…Though I still don't see the idea of having a translator if we've already heard you-" She said, being interrupted by a loud crash in the other room. Kim rushed next door to see Rufus and Ron playing with some fairly big robot toys
"Ron…" She said, cocking an eyebrow.
"Oh, come on Rufus! I still think Gundam Zero is better!" He said as his robot got knocked down by Rufus' toy missile attack. Rufus, ran up on Ron's shoulder and gloated.
"Now Shego, when I put in this electro-static illuminator under this giant magnifying glass, it will unleash a giant thunder bolt to the satellite which will reflect it to anywhere I choose!" The blue-skinned self-proclaimed genius laughed. Shego stood with her hands on her hip and giving him a questioning look
"What now, Shego?" Drakken asked
"Oh nothing…But I thought a 'genius' like you should have known that magnifying glasses DO NOT MAGNIFY ELECTRICITY!" She shouted, throwing he arms in the air to show how much she couldn't believe his stupidity.
"Oh, but the magnifying glass works both ways, Shego…" Drakken said, trying to prove his theory wasn't completely stupid.
"I'm going to harness the world's collective static electricity and aim it at the Electro-Static Illuminator." Shego still raised her eyebrow to his theory, "This will super-charge the ESI and make it's charge time a lot faster."
"Uh huh, I'm just going to go along with this…though I really don't see the science." She whispered. As Drakken was about to press the button Kim possible Para-glided through a skylight in the roof.
"Kim Possible!" Drakken shouted
"You're surprised?" She asked, her eyebrow still raised, "Who else could it have been?"
"Well…Umm..Ahh, Argh! Just get her Shego!" He ordered.
"Whatever…" The raven-haired woman sighed, before lashing out at Kim with her glowing claws.
"What's his hair-brained plan this time, Shego?" Kim asked as she was thrown back a bit
"Tch! Like I can understand his whacked up plans?" Shego laughed. As Kim and Shego fought Ron hung down from the skylight, dropped and landed on top of the huge magnifying glass with a thud. As Ron looked down, he saw the electro-static illuminator
"Hey, wasn't that destroyed?" He asked
"Indeed…But I found the plans and rebuilt it! Quite a shocker, wouldn't you say?" Drakken replied, looking proud of himself
"Yeah, whatever dude, leave the jokes to me." Ron retorted before he continuously jumped on the thick glass, causing it to tip and letting him slide down and fall on top of Drakken.
"Booyah!" Ron shouted, punching a fist in the air. "Rufus, go and get it." He said to the pink rat, who scurried off and shoulder-barged the Electro-static illuminator which fell on it's side and the bulb began to light up.
"Rufus…!" Ron said, raising his arm in front of his face in fear, the naked mole rat squeaked an "Uh oh!" as the ESI set off, sending a jolt of lightning at Shego and Kim.
"Any last words?" Shego said, powering up her claws with green energy.
"Yeah. Duck." Kim replied, shielding her eyes from the impending blast of lightning. Shego looked to her side to see the blue energy charging at her……
"Kim possible, you think you're all that! But you're not!" Drakken screamed his usual words as he was loaded in a police van with Shego who looked like she had a severely bad hair day.
"Thanks, Ron" She smiled; Ron returned a smile "Now I gotta get back, I was meant to meet Josh at the mall in like, five minutes!" She said, rushing off to the Nakasume jet, the smile leaving Ron's face.
"Josh Mankey…" He seethed, Rufus jumping out of his pocket
"Mankey…" He said, pretending to be a little sick.
"No matter what I do, I'll always be second best that that guy." Ron said, still keeping his seething voice.
Writer's Message: Okay! First chapter, It didn't have much of the "Bedazzled" theme in this, but I was going for more of a "Show the Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable Relationship" type. Be sure I'll have the "Bedazzled" in the next chapter ;-) and then…The Fun Begins!
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By the way, I do not own Bedazzled or Kim Possible...Just thought I'd better put this in, lol.