A/N: Ever notice how the teen titans only seem to be in the main room, their bedrooms (both seem to be on the top level) or in the garage/basement? What about the middle part of the T WHAT THE HECK IS IN THERE? WHY THIS INJUSTICE? Time to find out…
It was your average day in the tower, Robin was obsessing over Slade, Cyborg and Beast Boy were playing video games, Raven was reading a book and Starfire was doing whatever she normally does, then she thought of something.
"Friends," she said, "I have only been on the top floor and in the basement of our dwelling, what does it contain in it's remainder?"
"It's just storage," Robin said, "nothing important is in there."
B.B paused the game, "How come I've never been in there? And what the heck do we keep in all of that storage space?"
"It's just a bunch of junk," Cyborg said
"I wanna see our junk! I say me and Starfire go and see what's in there!"
"Yes," Star said, "let us see!" Raven looked up from her book as B.B and Star opened the door leading to a staircase. Then I guess she, Robin and Cyborg decided they wanted to see what was in the rest of the tower and followed them.
Just like Robin said, the first few floors underneath them were storage. There were boxes of Robin's masks, Cyborg's replacement limbs, books Raven didn't have enough room for, old video games that sucked and a ton of junk.
They went down a few more floors and saw tons of gears just like the ones in Slade's hideout… actually it looked exactly like Slade's hideout, then they saw a huge pile of pixy sticks, and underneath it was Slade.
"SLADE!" they all said in shock and horror.
"Guess it's true," Slade said, "good things don't last forever."
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN OUR TOWER!" Robin demanded.
"Um, I live here."
"WHAT!"
"You idiots never come in this part of the T and I figured it'd be the perfect place to spy on you." Robin's eyes got bigger, "How do you think I could easily send you all of those video messages and how I'm always one step ahead of you and how I always know where you are? When Robin was my apprentice I was holding him here!" Robin fainted at this, "You stupid morons were too idiotic to even look here! I better call all of the other villains we had a bet on which one of you would find me first-"
"Wait a minute!" Cyborg said, "You've been living here, using our electricity, living off of our stash of pixy sticks-"
"Actually I bought the pixy sticks, and I'm stealing your cable."
"-and NOT EVEN PAYING RENT! GET OUTTA HERE NOW!"
Robin is still on the floor unconscious.
"Just one minute-" Slade said then he ran to the wall and started ripping out all of the copper wires, "MUHAHAHA! Think of all the counterfeit pennies I can make! So long suckers!" Then he grabbed a handful of pixy sticks and jumped out the window.
"How much you wanna bet crack was in those pixy sticks?" Raven asked. Robin began to wake up,
"I had the worst dream," Robin said, "Slade was living in the tower-"
"You were not dreaming," Starfire said, "Slade was living here, then he pulled wires out of the wall, grabbed some sugar filled straws and jumped out the window." Robin fainted again.
"This fanfiction has been brought to you by windows!" B.B said, "They let the sun and wind in and they're the perfect thing to jump out of when you don't feel like dealing with other people!
A/N: Yes I know they searched all of the tower in "Can I Keep Him?" but they never really show you what's in it…