A/N: sing along for those who know the tune!

The Llama Song (Nokoru's Version)

I'm a llama You're a llama

We're all very pretty llamas

Llama in the council office

Llama llama duck

Today's a really boring day

I didn't want to work

Suoh made me do it

Isn't he a jerk?

Behind a stack of paperwork

I wrote this silly song

I hope you all will like it

Let's all sing along

Llama llama Takamura

Ninja llama Blue-haired llama

Llama Takamura llama

Suoh llama duck

I'm really very sorry

I just can't help but write

Now I'm at a loss for words

I'm staring at a bike

Llama llama ride a llama

On a llama At a llama

In a llama To a llama

Llama llama duck

Llama llama hot tamala

Constipated big fat mama

Donkey llama ass-o-rama

Llama llama duck

I have no plans to work at all

It's still very early

I out-of-boredom at my fan

And it is very tasty

Llama llama corncob llama

Shoes-shorts-skirts-socks tongue-tied llama

Llama is my bodyguard

Suoh is a duck

That's enough bashing

I'm already feeling fine

Lest Suoh ticks me off again

I'll drown him in red wine

Llama llama llama llama

I forgot what comes next karma

I still won't do paperwork

Llama llama duck

Hope you all enjoyed that! Hehe…we are the bored…taruuussh!