Shinju: Hey minna-san!

Kyuki: Hi all!

Shinju: Here is a really short Tai-bashing fic I wrote. I got inspired when I
saw someone
with a keychain on their backpack today in school... 'round 6th period or so.

Kyuki: Inspiration hits you in the oddest places...

The Disclaimer!

Shinju doesn't own Tai or Kari. Nor does she own the keychain in this
fic. ( But I
wanna buy one! ) Flame her and be pointed and laughed at.

Shinju: Comprende?

Kyuki: I think they got it.

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How To Keep An Idiot Entertained For Hours

Kari Kamiya and her brother Tai were shopping at the local Odiaba mall.

" Hey Tai. I wanna go in here for a minute, okay? " Kari said, pointing
to a store
called ' Clare's ' ( a/n I don't own 'Clare's ' either! ). Tai sighed.

" But it's one of those girlie jewelry stores! " he complained as Kari
lead him
inside.

" I just want to buy a necklace. Go look at the keychains or something...
" she said,
turning to the way of necklaces. Tai grumbled and walked over to the keychain
rack. Most
had little sayings on them like ' Make Way For The Princess ' and other weird
stuff like
that. He sighed and rolled his eyes.

" Man. I hate this place... " he whined. Then, out of the corner of his
eye he saw a
shinny keychain. He picked it up and looked at it.

" To see how to keep an idiot entertained for hours, turn over. " he read
aloud.
Following the instructions, he turned it over and read the other side.

" To see how to keep an idiot entertained for hours, turn over. " Again,
he turned
it over and read.

" To see how to keep an idiot entertained for hours, turn over. " he did
so.

" To see how to keep an idiot entertained for hours, turn over. " Again,
the looked
and read.

" To see how to keep an idiot entertained for hours, turn over. "

" To see how to keep an idiot entertained for hours, turn over. "

" To see how to keep an idiot entertained for hours, turn over. "

Tai kept turning over the keychain, hoping to find the answer to the
question, but
never found it. He was soon getting frustrated with the keychain, but
continued to look.

" To see how to keep an idiot entertained for hours, turn over. "

" To see how to keep an idiot entertained for hours, turn over. "

" To see how to keep an idiot entertained for hours, turn over. "

Kari walked over to her brother who stood near the keychain rack. It had
taken
her almost two hours to pick out a necklace and hoped Tai wasn't mad with her.

" Tai? I'm done here. We can go now. " she said. Tai shook his head.

" That's okay. Go ahead without me. I just wanna finish reading this.
I'll be out in a
sec. " the brown haired boy said.

" Okay... I guess so. " she said and left. Tai looked angrily at the
keychain.

" To see how to keep an idiot entertained for hours, turn over. "

" To see how to keep an idiot entertained for hours, turn over. "

" To see how to keep an idiot entertained for hours, turn over. "

" Sir? It's closing time. You'll have to leave the store. " A lady who
worked there
said. Tai sighed, defeated.

" Okay. " he said sadly, replacing the keychain to it's original spot. "
But I'm
coming in tomorrow to find the answer! " With that, he left the store. The
saleslady
sweatdropped after she saw what keychain he had been looking at.

" Hey, Boss! " she yelled into the backroom. " We got another idiot who
stayed
here all day looking at that damn keychain. "

" Another one? How long was this one here? " he asked.

" Since about 11 o'clock or so. "

" He was here since 11?! It's 7:30! " her boss yelled.

" I know, sir. "

" We really have to take those things outta stock.... " the man sighed.

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Shinju: Otoko, that should of been funnier... that really sucked! It was a
lot funnier today
in 6th period! I swear!

Kyuki: Suuuuuure ya do...

Shinju: I'm sorry that sucked, minna-san. Would you be kind enough to review?