LOD: The Book of Rambles
Insanity at it's best: Ramble 1 -- THE GIANT TRUKEYS OF RUTHA!
(((This was a thanksgiving day ramble i made for the forum i'm a part
of to wish everyone happy holidays!! marvel at my insanity!! This one
includes all the characters! And please dismiss my typos. i wasnt paying
attention and i don't care!!)))--------
THE GIANT TURKEYS OF RUTHA (written the holiday of 2000)
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(Basically, I, Rap's, am sending all the characters from LOD to my home
planet to catch me a giant 3-story turkey for thanksgiving. I begin by
snapping them all into existence and then sending them off)
::In a sudden spurt
of magic that comes streaking from her claws, all the characters from
LOD are now standing dumbfounded on the message board::
Lloyd: Whoa.. WHOA- HOLD THE PHONE!!!
Rose: Oh god.... Rap's have MERCY!!! It's the HOLIDAYS!!!
Albert: Well- we're doomed...
Haschel: WHOO!! Sounds fun!
Meru: YEAHH!!! heheh!!!
Kongol: SMASH!!!!
Lavits: dude!
Dart: bu.. but...
Shana: *cries*
Doel: I'll get a shotgun....
Emily: ... Why does Rap's always include me and Doel in these roleplay
things?
Rap's: Because I like you Emily! your Spunky! Doel is just hot.
Emily: great....
Doel: Should I be flattered or horrified?
Albert: How about we order pre-sized bodybags?
Rose: *sigh* I'll get a shotgun too...
Rap's: Now now- no further arguments! Get me the Fattest 3-story Giant
turkey you can find!
Dart: Did... she just say...
Haschel: 3-STORY HIGH!?
Lloyd and Lavits: Whooaaa!!!! DUDE!!!
Kongol: KONGOL SMASH GIANT TURKEY!!!
Rap's: Off you go! *raises her claws and summons another burst of magic*
And Have fun all! Be careful! Rutha is unpredictable this time of year!
((Let the madness begin.... MWAHAHAHAHHAH!!))
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Over the mountainous regions of Rutha- a field appears over the horizon.
Just above this beautiful area of grassland a flash of energy bursts into
life. With a crackle, a snap and a pop, Raptor's magic desposits the disoriented
LOD characters on the ground. From five feet up, I should add.::
Meru: OOOOOooooooowwwwwww *blink* LETS DO IT AGAIN!!!!
Albert: UGH! NO! most certainly NOT! *rubs the back of his head* Rap's
couldn't have *placed* us on the ground, could she?
Rose: Whatever. Lets just find the damned turkey Rap's wants and get out
of here. *cocks her shotgun* We've all been through enough with her to
know these things won't end unless we just go with the flow.
Doel: I'm with that! *cocks his shotgun too.*
::Rose and Doel start off::
Haschel: HELLO!!!! Wait for us!
Rose: *blink* Sorry. it's just that I and Doel are the Oldest here.
LLoyd: EXCUSE ME!? *runs up to them and takes out the Dragon Buster* NOW
lets go!
Meru: HEYY!!! NOT WITHOUT ME YOUR NOT!!!!
Albert: HOLD IT HOLD IT HOLD IT!!!!! *waves his arms* Lets split up into
two groups. We can cover more ground that way in any case. Rose, Uncle,
Meru, Lloyd and...
::Lavits starts to jump up and down::
Lavits: ME ME ME ME ME!!!!!
Albert: uh... Lavits... *Watches Lavits run up and high five Lloyd. The
two begin to smack each other over the head.* will make up team one. Team
two will consist of Myself, Emily, Kongol, Haschel, Dart and Shana. Is
that everyone?
Dart: HEY!!! Who died and made you the king of Turkey Hunting?! I'm the
leader!
Albert: One- I AM a king. Two- I'm Raptor's favorite character. Three-
i'm smarter then you. Now shut up
.
Dart: *pout*
Shana: HEY!
Albert: Shut. up.
Shana: *lip quiver*
::everyone shakes their heads in agreement.::
Rose: Okay then, let's move out!
Meru: YEAH baby!!!!
::The two teams begin their search as the sun begins to fade, completely
unaware that-at this very moment- slanted, EVIL eyes are watching their
every move. These beings start to laugh amongst themselves, delighted
with a sinister plan that were brewing in the eyes of their leader.::
Evil mysterious voices: Mwa-cluck! Mwa-cluck! Mwa-cluckHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Time passes....
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Doel: *Having traveled nearly an hour, he lifts up a hand and signals
the group to stop.* okay guys- hold up a second. We've been searching
for awhile now and Still no Luck!
Rose: Seriously... *sighs and spins her shotgun*
Meru: Well- if I was a giant Turkey- Where would I hide!?
Lloyd: Dude... THATS IT!!! *looks at Lavits*
Lavits: *looks at Lloyd* YEAH!!! Right on!!!
All: ....
Lavits: We must *think* like the giant 3-story Turkey!
Lloyd: Yes.. we must *become* the giant 3-story Turkey!
Lloyd and Lavits: HAHA!! WE ROCK!!! *chest thump*
Meru: Does anyone other then me find that *slightly* disturbing?
::Rose, Doel and Meru back away from Lloyd and Lavits::
Doel: Bah! Whatever! I'll call up the others and see if they've had any
better luck... *Doel takes out a small Walkie-Talkie from his pocket.*
Rose: WHA? Where'd you get THAT!?
Meru: COOOOOLLLL!!!!!!!
Doel: I dunno. I had it on me when we were dropped off- so I guess Rap's
is responsible. Where there's one, there has to be two, right!? *holds
the button on the com and speaks into it*
Lloyd and Lavits: DUDE!!!!
Doel: Pansy Ass!? Calling Pansy Ass Nephew, do you copy? I repeat, Calling
pansy ass nephew- Do you read me!?
::Static crackles over the line, and then Dart picks up::
Dart: hey.. whoa.. COOL!!! is this Doel?
Doel: Yes. Get me the Pansy.
Dart: I'm here!
Doel: i.. ugh.. My NEPHEW, Dart!
Dart: *static* uh.... Whats a nephew?
Doel: Ugh NO! you STUPID-!!!!
::Rose stops Doel from throwing the Walkie Talkie to the ground and picks
it from his hands.::
Rose: Dart? This is Rose.
Dart: hey Rose, Sup!
Rose: *eye roll* Get Albert for me, okay?
Dart: oh, Okay!
Lavits and Lloyd: hehee- LOS~ER!!!!
Meru: SHHHH!! Dart might hear!!!
Lavits and Lloyd: *louder* LOS~ER!!!
Meru: *giggles*
::Shuffling is heard over the com::
Albert: This is Albert. is that you, Rose?
Rose: Yes. had any luck as of yet?
Albert: None whatsoever- but we have been hearing strange sounds in the
distance. Other then that.. I... AGH!!! *static* ((Dart! NO- No one called
you a loser!!! Stop. Dart- I SAID-!!!))
::Rose blinks as a smack and a thud echo off over the com::
Albert: *cough* Sorry. Now- other then that we've come across nothing
to make us believe that these -giant turkeys- Rap's is after are in the
area.
Rose: hmmm- well, Should we meet up?
Albert: Alright. What is your position?
Rose: About five miles east of where we started off.
Albert: good. Just head west from there. You'll come across a river. Once
at this point travel north until you come to a fork- and my group will
be waiting.
Rose: No prob. How do you know so much about the area?
Albert: Considering the amount of times Rap's has abducted me from my
castle in bale? Don't even ask.
Rose: heh... alright then.
Albert: *static* I'll see you there. Albert out..
::Rose clicks off the Walkie Talkie and sighs::
Rose: Okay all- We're going to meet up with the rest of the group. I figure
we'll start search again tomorrow morning. *she hands the com back to
Doel* lets get moving- We want to make it there in fair time.
Evil mysterious voices: Mwa-cluck! Mwa-cluck! Mwa-cluckHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Meru: uh... Did anyone hear that!?
Lloyd: huh? hear what?
All: *listen*
Doel: *yawn* it's nothing. lets continue
Evil mysterious voices: Mwa-cluck! Mwa-cluck! Mwa-cluckHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Lavits: Dude.... I heard THAT!!!!
Rose: huh!?
Evil mysterious voices: Mwa-cluck! Mwa-cluck! Mwa-cluckHAHAHAHA!!!!! MWA
AHAHAHHHA!!!!
Doel: What the-!?
Meru: SEE!!! I told you! What is it?
Lloyd: Oh man- it's coming from that real ominous patch of darkness up
ahead! *points*
::Everyone looks towards a very ominous patch of Darkness, squinting into
the thick black.::
Lavits: uhhh... okay. Someone go check it out...
Doel: Well don't look at me!
Meru: ooooo... I dunno about this!
Rose: Bah! Lloyd- you pointed it out- YOU go look!
Lloyd: ME!? NO WAY!
Meru: Come ON Lloyd! Not even for some Scooby Snacks!?
Lavits: Dude... isn't that a dog on a cartoon show?
Lloyd: hey- sure! I'll... WAIT a second!!!
Doel: OH WHATEVER! Lets all go in at the same time! Ready!?
::The group slinks into the darkness::
Evil mysterious voices: Mwa-cluck! Mwa-cluck! Mwa-cluckHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Meru: No-!
Rose: *gasp*
Lloyd: AGHHH!!!
Doel: HOLY-!
Lavits: AAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh.............
::Silence reigns over the grassland::
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::Meanwhile- Back with Albert and the others, the party now sits at the
divide of a large, rolling river with the moon high above. Shana is kicking
her feet back and forth- sitting on a large rock by the waves. Kongol
and Haschel are skipping stones into a small pool nearby.::
Shana: *swing, swing, swing*
Kongol: KONGOL THROW FARTHER!
Haschel: HELL NO! I did!
Dart: Will you two HUSH UP!!??
Albert: *sighs and smacks the Walkie Talkie in his palm*
:;Emily walks up to Albert, looking at the com::
Emily: problem?
Albert: Rose and the others are way overdue... I can't seem to contact
them on this device either.
Emily: here- lemme see... maybe you just need to shake it around a little...
::Albert hands her the com::
Emily: now... hmmm... *shakes it* Rose? Doel? *shakes it again and holds
the button* HELLO!?!?!? *throws it on the ground and stomps on it* HELLOOO!!!!!!?????
Albert: Ermm.. Emily...
Emily: *shaking it again* ANYONE!? Meru? Lavits? Llyod? *Slams it against
a tree trunk*
Albert: *wince* Emily!
Emily: Wait! I think I got it! *grabs a convenient baseball bat and slams
it into the river*
Albert: EMILY!!!! *runs to the bank and looks in* now look what you've
done!!!
Emily: *walks up to him* Well, it made a -plunk- sound when it hit the
water, right!? That's a start, ain't it?
Albert: ugh...... here- maybe we can get it out. Dart? Kongol? Haschel?
Shana? Some Help please?
Dart looks up from where he is sitting::
Dart: ooohhhh- so NOW the brainiac wants help! *rubs at his blackeye*
hell with you!
Albert: Don't be childish. It's not MY fault you insisted on grappling
with me for the com! Shana?
Shana: NOOOO!!! I'll get my hands wet! *swing, swing, swing*
Albert: ..... haschel? Kongol?
Kongol: KONGOL THROW FARTHER!!!
Haschel: NO KONGOL DID NOT!!!!!
Albert: *sigh* oh well.. I suppose I'll just have to... HEYYYY!!!
::A chipmunk has dove into the water, grabbed the Walkie Talkie, and begins
to run off with it::
Emily: um- Can chipmunks do that?
Albert: ugh- you little bastard! Come BACk here! *chases the chipmunk*
Dart: Go Chipmunk!
:: Albert flings a pile of mud into Dart's bruised eye::
Dart: AGH!!! SH*T!!!! you damned-!!!! *gets* up and starts chasing after
Albert, Who is chasing the chipmunk.*
Emily: oh dear!
Shana: Da~art! Stop it! Come back here and worship me! *whimper*
Kongol: KONGOL... SEES CHIPMUNK!
haschel: I... wha!?
::Kongol losses interest in the game of skipping rocks with Haschel and
Chases Dart, Who is chasing Albert- who is after the chipmunk::
Albert: *leap* AH -HA!!!! *catches the chipmunk* So there, you! Now give
me that back!
Chipmunk: *nose wiggle* -the com drops into the water and is swept away*
Albert: WHY YOU-!!!
Dart: *skids to a stop* awww- look! it gave a nose wiggle!!!
Kongol: AWW!!!! NOSE WIGGLE!!! ME LOVE!!!!
All: awwwwwwww!!!!!
Emily: isn't it cute!? Now dont you DARE hurt it, Albert!
Shana: *jumps over and takes the chipmunk from Albert* YEAH! big meany!
*tickles the chipmunk's nose* your just so cute! aren't you-boo boo? little
wiggy chip-munky cutesy-poo!? hehehe!!
Chipmunk: RRAAGAGAGAAGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *tries to eat Shana*
Haschel: WTF!??!?!
Emily: OMG!!!!!
Kongol: *runs away screaming*
Dart: CRAP!!! SHANA!!! *grabs the killer chipmunk from Shana- who is screaming,
and hurls it into a tree. The chipmunk bounces back and dives for his
throat*
Albert: oh this is just typical.... *grabs Emily's baseball bat and twacks
it into another tree*
Chipmunk: hhwwwhhhHAHAHAHHAAAGGHHHHHH!!!! *bares teeth and lunges at Albert*
Albert: GAKKK!!! *Chipmunk lands in his hair, gets stuck, and continues
to try and claw at his face*
Chipmunk: RGGAAHHHHH!!!!
Albert: AAHHHHHHH!!!
Chipmunk: RRAAGAGGGHHHHH!!!
Albert:AAAHHHHHHHH!!!
Chipmunk: RAAGGHHHHHH!!!
Albert: AAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Emily: BITCH-ASS CHIPMUNK!!! *tears the chipmunk away and eats it*
::very loud crunch::
Dart: She did not just.....
Haschel: She did....
Shana: eeewww!!!!
Albert: *light cough* Emily- I had everything under... *eye twitch* perfect
control. You know your sister told you to stop eating small animals. It's
bad for both your health and your figure.
Emily: *dainty burp* I'm sorry, dear.... but it was attacking you and
you KNOW how i get when stuff trys to claw apart your face! *pout*
Albert: it's okay...
::They smile and hug.::
Dart: ooookkkaaayyyy..... ::backs up:: uh- look... The Walkie Talkie is
screwed, Shana's been nearly disemboweled by a rabid forest creature,
and the others are still missing. Maybe we should go look for them?
All: ......
Albert: I know! Lets all go look for them!
Haschel, Emily and Kongol: Yeah!!!
Dart: HEYYYYYY!!!!!
::Everyone has already begun out into the field, searching. Dart hurries
to catch up, when a sudden darkness falls over the group::
Emily: Agh!! i can't see!!!
Shana: AHHHH!!! help me!! i'm lost!!!
Kongol: WAHHHHAA!!!! KONGOL SCARED OF DARKK!!!!!!
Haschel: HEY- Who the **** just grabbed my ass!!!???
Albert: oh shut up! Quite shoving! Dart- is that you!?
Dart: MY LEG!! MY LEG!! SOMETHING HAS MY LEG!!!
Emily: oh.. sorry.... I thought you were Albert!
Albert: Heh. ^_^
Shana: *crying*
Haschel: I STILL wanna know who touched my ass!!!!! Kongol- I swear to
god, if that was you.....
Kongol: *scream*
::a silence sweeps the blind group::
Albert: Did you hear that? Kongol just.... ahhh... AGAHHH!!!! *scream*
::Another silence::
Emily: ALBERT!? .... Kongol? Where did they.. *Scream*
Dart: Emily!? NO! I- *scream*
Haschel: okay- What the... *scream*
Shana: *screaming anyway*
Evil mysterious voices: Mwa-cluck! Mwa-cluck! Mwa-cluckHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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::hours later, in the dark of an underground cave, the forms of all 11
travelers are slowly waking up inside a vast chamber. Large torches adorn
the ceiling- and below them each person is tied to an individual stake
along the circular walls.
Rose: ugh.... *blinks and starts to focus her vision* Wh... where are
we? *She looks over and see's albert's group* guys!!! your here too?
Haschel: *yawns and opens his eyes* Here? huh? *looks around* Where the
hell are we!?!?!
Rose: I was hoping maybe you knew!
Doel: Ugh- well- THIS SUCKS!!! *has just woken up*
Albert: rrr... *cough and blink* huh? wha? what sucks?
:;Albert and Doel, who are tied side by side, look to one another.::
Albert: Your right. This does suck.
Doel: Shut up, brat!
Albert: Well Excu~USE me!!!!
::Little by little, everyone begins to awaken. The large gathering flings
questions at one another- but no one can come up with an explanation other
then each group had walked into a patch of darkness- and was attacked
by someone... or something.::
Haschel: I don't know what it was- but it touched my ass! Someone is gonna
get WHOOPED for that!
Meru: Well whatever! We have to find a way out of here!! *struggles against
her bonds*
Emily: yeah! Meru's right! We must escape!
Shana: *crying her eyes out*
Dart: oh right! Like how!?
Kongol: THIS PISS KONGOL OFF!!!
Lloyd: me too big guy! This totally suckith!
Lavits: yeah! This Suckith big time!
Shana: *sobs*
All: SHUT UP!!!!
Shana: *sniff*
Evil mysterious voices: Mwa-cluck! Mwa-cluck! Mwa-cluckHAHAHAHA!!!!!
::Everyone freezes::
Meru: Thats it! Thats the voice!!! *sticks a foot towards the entrance
to the chamber* It's coming from that hallway- and I think it's getting
closer!
Doel: Damnit- and none of us have our weapons!!
Albert: your oh so bright, aren't you uncle? not that the damned things
would have done us any good in the first place! We ARE tied UP you know!!!!!!
Doel: *growls* if I wasn't chained to a stake i would beat the snot out
of you!
Albert: Now that's just child abuse!
Doel: IT IS NOT!!!
Albert: IS TOO!!! I'm younger- and we're related!!!!
Doel:: RRRRAAAAAGGHHHHHH!!!! DONT REMIND ME!!!!
Rose: WILL YOU BOTH SHUT UP!??!!
::everyone looks at Rose::
Rose: Thank you.
Lloyd: look! Someone's coming!!
Lavits: DUDE!!!!
::All eyes turn on the entrance as huge shadowy forms appear within. The
sounds of laughter have grown very strong- booming over the room::
Evil mysterious voices: Mwa-cluck! Mwa-cluck! Mwa-cluckHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Rose: no....
Doel: it couldn't be...
Emily: OMG!!!!
Dart: No way....
Kongol: BIG BIRD?
Shana *still crying*
Haschel: A GIANT TURKEY TOUCHED MY ASS!!???!
::Four giant 3-story turkeys come looming from the hallway. they fluff
their feathers and gobble amongst themselves, casting evil glares at everyone
within the room. One of them, the tallest, steps fowards.::
Turkey #1: I did NOT *gobble* Touch your ass on purpose! that was SUCH
*gobble* a mistake! You moved!
Haschel: oh SURE. Even Turkeys can't get enough of me!
Emily: Shut up, Haschel...
Haschel: i know....
::The turkeys go back to whispering::
Albert: WELL? Don't just stand there and gobble! What have we been brought
here for!?
Meru: YEAH!! What gives you fluff-for-brains!?
Rose: Smart. Piss them off, why don't you?
Turkey #2: *steps fowards* AH HA!!!! *gobble* that is not the question!
The question should really be.. what were YOU brought here for?
Turkey #3: Yes indeed... Answer us that without a lie, humans! Answer
us that! For we KNOW why you have come!!! You wish to slay one of us,
is this not true?
Shana: *speaks up* Uh huh....
:;everyone glares at Shana.::
Lavits: But DUDE!! it's not our fault! There is this psycho raptor queen
that says we have to bring her back a turkey for Thanksgiving!
::The turkeys gasp and cover their heads with feathers::
Turkey #1: HOLD THY TONGUE DEMON!!! YOU SPEAK OF THE ACCURSED HOLIDAY!!!
*the other two giant Turkeys cower back as the first walks up and smacks
him in the head*
Lavits: *coughs* Dude... i just got bitch-slapped by a turkey! that totally
sucks!!
Lloyd: Say *suckith* dude... it sounds cooler.....
Dart: Lay off, huh!? You think we WANT to!? if we don't, we can never
go home! Rap's is a stubborn freak!!!
Albert: It's true! This is her planet, isn't it? you must have heard of
her!?
Turkey #2: hey... *gobble* Ain't you that king Rap's is always abducting
from Bale?
Albert: ummmm... maybe?
Turkey #3: HE IS! HE IS!!!! *waddles up to Albert* You are the EVIL QUEEN'S
Favorite character from LOD!!! You shall be fed to the oven's first!
The three Turkeys: Mwa-cluck! Mwa-cluck! Mwa-cluckHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Doel: Giant... oven? Oh- this is just wonderful. I swear to god I'm gonna
haunt that raptor queen!!!
Rose: Well- count me in with that!
Albert: *sigh* At least I'll never get kidnapped again...
Meru: This really DOES Suckith!!!
Turkey #1: For YOU!!! HHEHEHHEH!!! *gobble* HEHEHEH!!!! As leader of the
Giant 3-story Turkeys of Rutha- It shall be a great honor to serve you
at our OWN thanxgiving feast! Number 3!
Number 2! Baste them!
Emily: oh GROSSS!!!!
haschel: I'm to young to fry!!!
::Everyone looks at him::
Haschel: in my MIND people!
Lloyd: THIS SUCKITH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lavits: THIS SERIOUSLY SUCKITH!!!!!!!!!!
?????: UNHAND MY CHARACTERS YOU GIANT EVIL TURKEYS!!!!!!
Rose: No...
Doel: that can't be...
Albert: *cringe* Please say it's another turkey... PLEASE say it's another
turkey!!
????: MW AHAHHAHhAAHHAHHH!!!!!
3 Giant Turkeys: *gobble in panic*
:;Rap's appears in the room in a swirl of magic and dust. Eyes glowing
red with fury, she stalks towards the turkeys- tail swishing back and
forth::
Turkey #2: QUEEN RAP'S!!!!!!!
Turkey #3: THE ALMIGHTY RAP's!!!!!
Rap's: you think you could ACTUALLY get away with this!? How dumb do you
believe I am?
Turkey #1: Well...
Rap's: BESIDES THE OBVIOUS!!!!!
three Giant Turkeys: ......
Rap's: I AM THE RAPTOR QUEEN OF RUTHA AND I WILL HAVE A GIANT TURKEY ROAST
IF I WANT TO!!!!! Stupid turkeys!!!
Dart: hey Rap's- that IS kinda mean.. they're only trying to live!
Meru: *blinks* Hey.... thats true!
Shana: You an awful awful raptor Rap's!!
::Rap's rolls her eyes::
Rap's: WILL YOU GIVE ME BREAK!? These Turkeys are involved in drug smuggling
to baby Chipmunks and assorted politicians!
All: YOU MONSTERS!!!!
::The turkeys back away in shame::
Rap's: Now- Get into my space cruiser outside or I SWEAR to GOD I will
let the feathers fry RIGHT HERE Gravy pants! SHOOOO!!! out with you!!!
*she pushes the Turkeys outside and then returns with some wire-cutters*
Emily: Did Rap's.... Actually save us!?
Rose: I'm beyond speechless...
Doel: i don't trust her and those clippers...
Lavits and Lloyd: COOOLL!!!!!!!!
::Rap's begins to snip everyone free- stopping at Albert::
Albert: ((please don't hug me please dont hug me please dont hug me.....))
Rap's: *giggles* i kinda like you this way....
Lloyd: oooooo!!!!!
Albert: SHUT Up!!!!
Doel: BWA HAHAHAH!!!
Albert: Stop it!
Rose: Come on, Rap's... let him go!
Rap's: *sigh* okay!
::Rap's kneels down, hoists the stake Albert is attached to from the ground,
and slings it over one shoulder::
Albert: AHHHHHH!!!! PUT ME DOWN!!!! *kick*
Rap's: heheheh!!! After we get back to my quarters!
Albert: *sweatdrop* Oh god.....
Rap's: Come on, all! Lets go home! I made pumpkin pie!!!
Lloyd: YES!!!!
MEru and Haschel: WHOOO HOOOOO!!
Rose: She'll be serving coffee too, I gather.
Rap's: And don't you know it!
Emily: *laughs and tugs on Albert's ponytail*
Albert: I SWEAR to GOD I would have rather taken my chances with the turkeys!!!!
::they all begin to leave::
Dart: H- HEY!!! What about us!!!??
Shana: *sniffle* YEAH!!! hey!! Rap's!??!? DON'T LEAVE US!!!!!
Dart: DOEL! MERU! ROSE!! STOP!!!!!
Shana: NNOOOOOOOOOOOooooooO!!!!!!
Dart: Goddamnit... AT LEAST CUT AWAY THE ROPES!!!!!!! ... guys? HELLO!!!!!!???
:outside, the space-cruiser takes off in a puff of smoke::
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THE END!!!!!!
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