A/N: Yay, my first fic. Finally up after many trial and errors x.x I don't know where I got this idea. It just popped in my head, although I'm sure it's been used many times before. If you review, please be constructive and honest. I'm not really good in the humor section, but I'm trying hehe. And a warning, this story will contain shounen ai/yaoi, so don't whine about it. Oh yeah, SetoxJou! And another note... I don't like Anzu much, so she'll be annoying in this story. -.- Ryou is Ryou and Bakura is Yami Bakura. Malik is Malik Ishtar and Marik is Yami Malik. Haha, hope that doesn't confuse you. Anyway, on with the story!
Disclaimer: Don't own Yu-Gi-Oh. Damn.
/blah/ - Yugi thought-speaking
-blah- - Yami thought-speaking
RRIIINNNGGG. At the sound of the screeching noise, Jounouchi Katsuya instantly jumped… right out of bed and landed on the ground with a great THUMP.
"Damn alarm clock," he muttered as he got up rubbing his neck. It was a crisp, beautiful morning as the sun shone down upon him, illuminating his mass of golden hair and pale skin. He prepared to get dressed for school as he glanced at his clock.
"Shit!" Jou exclaimed for his clock showed the time 7:25, which left him five minutes before school started. Quickly, he dressed himself, grabbed his backpack and ran to school, hoping to make it on time.
Meanwhile in school…
Mr. Takami was getting a headache from his rowdy students in his classroom. He took a quick peek from his grade book and noticed his class doing the usual with Seto Kaiba with his apathetic glare typing away on his laptop and his other students rough housing with each other and throwing spitballs.
'Oh god, why me?' Mr. Takami thought to himself. He then yelled out, "Class, settle down now! We've only a few minutes before the bell rings so we might as well begin our lesson. I have a special…" He was abruptly interrupted by a booming slam of his door and one of his students completely red in the face.
"Oh… my… god… made… it… not… late…" Jou panted. He shot a quick grin to his teacher before ambling his way to his seat. The minute Jou plopped down in his seat, the bell rung and filled the classroom.
"Anyway," Mr. Takami began, "before I was so rudely interrupted by Mr. Katsuya here, I was about to say that I have prepared a special project for you students which requires you to have a partner. I am going to give your partner and you this baby doll. Your partner and you are going to act like you're parents and this is your child. This will teach you how to have responsibility and prepare you for the hardships of parenthood. And no, before you ask, you will not choose your partners; I've already compiled of list of partners for this class. We have more men than women in this class so obviously, some men are going to be paired with other men, whether you like it or not. The list will be passed around now and when you see your name, and your partner's name, I would like you to get up and sit next to your partner please." (A/N: Gee, he talked a lot XD)
As the sheet was being passed around, some people cheered while some people sulked. When Jounouchi read the sheet, he did neither when he saw his partner's name. Seto Kaiba. 'No,' he thought, 'nah.. it must be a mistake.' Jou took another glimpse at the paper and still saw Seto Kaiba next to his name. When he realized that it was indeed Seto Kaiba who was going to be his partner, he yelled "THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL I AM GONNA BE PARTNERS WIT' MONEYBAGS!"
At the sound of his "nickname," Kaiba looked up from his laptop, looked at Jou (like the rest of the classroom) and growled. "There's no way in hell I'll be with the mutt either," murmured Kaiba.
"That's too bad guys. You're partners whether you like it or not," retorted the teacher.
Seto Kaiba growled once more. "I demand another partner. I'd be with anyone except that stupid dog."
"Anyone?" Mr. Takami asked.
"Yes, anyone," Kaiba answered.
"Okay then, you can be partners with Yuki," Mr. Takami quipped with a grin plastered to his face. Suddenly the color from his face drained and turned a ghostly white.
Yuki was the biggest Seto Kaiba fan. Ever. She practically stalked Kaiba and always insisted that she was Kaiba's lover. Kaiba let out a groan of anger.
He looked to his left where he saw the ecstatic fan girl wearing a shirt with the sentence "I love Seto Kaiba" jumping up and down yelling, "OH MY GOD! I GET TO BE WITH SETO KAIBA! IT'S MY DREAM COME TRUE. OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! KAIBA! I LOVE YOU!"
Oh god, it was either the screeching, stalking psycho or the mutt. "Damnit," Seto muttered under his breath. "Fine, Mr. Takami. I'll be partners with the mutt." At hearing this, Yuki broke out in tears at the loss of her "husband."
Mr. Takami smirked and said, "I knew you would."
"What! No! B-But I don't wanna be with him!" exclaimed Jou.
"Shut up and just deal with it," stated Kaiba as he sat next to him. Jou buried his face in his hands and cursed the gods. 'Of all people, why Kaiba!'
Jou looked up from his hands and took a look at who was partnered with whom. He smiled as he noticed Ryou with creamy white hair and light chocolate paired up with Bakura, who looked similar to Ryou with the same white hair, but with darker and more sinister eyes. He also noticed Malik who had violet eyes with wild sandy hair with Marik who also looked similar to Malik except with wilder hair.
Honda, his close friend with the pointy dirt-brown hair was paired with Otogi whose dice earrings were so big, it looked like they were going to stretch Otogi's ear to twice its size. And he couldn't help but feel sorry for Yugi, his best buddy with tri-colored hair for he was paired with Anzu, probably the most annoying person... wait scratch that; the most annoying thing on the earth. "Oh Yugi! We get to be parents! We'll teach our child all about friendship and love… and how friendship can overcome everything!"
"Anzu… the baby isn't real," said Yugi as he sighed trying to ignore Anzu's babbling about friendship and started talking to his Yami.
/Yyyaammmiii, can't you banish her to the Shadow Realm or something/
-Sorry Aibou, I'd love to shut her up but I can't. Especially not in front of the whole classroom.-
/Aaaw... fine. Hrm.. what if there was no one around? Would you send her to the shadow realm/
After Yugi said that, he flashed Yami his cutest puppy dog eyes he could muster. At this gesture, Yami chuckled.
Maybe aibou.. maybe.- (A/N: Do it Yami! Do it!)
"Alright class," Mr. Takami began once more, "I will give each of you your baby doll and you must nurture it and take care of it. You will have to spend as much time together as possible like a couple and really act like parents; one of you will have to stay over at the others for a month. The baby is programmed to be like an actual infant and will cry if hurt, hungry and etc. At the end, if I find out that you and your partner have not been spending time together or take care of the baby properly, I'll fail you immediately. Trust me, I'll know. There's a camera in each one of the doll's eyes so don't even try it. With that said, when the bell rings, please exit with your partner so I may give each of you your dolls."
RRRRIIINNNGGG. That sound signaled release from the clammy room. Jou groaned as he trudged beside Kaiba and received the damn doll.
"Mutt, you're staying at my house. After school, meet me in the front of the school," Kaiba bluntly stated and hastily walked away.
After Kaiba was no more than a mere speck, Jounouchi realized he still had the doll. "DAMNIT KAIBA! I DON'T WANT THIS DOLL!"
Yugi, Ryou, and the rest of the gang appeared by Jou's side.
"It's okay," Yugi comforted, "this thing probably won't be so bad."
'Yeah right…' Jou thought. All he knew for now was that he was sure going to have one hell of a month.
Yay, I'm done! I'm sorry if it's crappy, but I'll try and get the next chapter as soon as possible ;D The camera in the dolls' eyes sound a bit ridiculous and far-fetched but bear with me here lol T.T Review if you want!