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Notes to reviewers:
futaba: Thank you. O.O I am sorry! Please fogive me! I'm not worthy, i'm not worthy! XD J/K However i dedicate this chapter to you and the others like you who threatened me to the point i cowered in fear under my computer desk. Hope you like it.
deathrosekitty: lol yeah isn't little Naru-chan the cutest (especially when being mauled by Sasuke!)
Chaotic Prayer: No worries, we all know there is more than a little perv in all of us! Embrace your inner perv!...then run considering the fact its a perv it could get bad. XD
Everyone else: Sorry I couldn't comment back to everyone, thanks for the reviews though, I love you all and hope to see you for this chapter too -glomps- XD
Without further ado...-whispers- what's ado?...well anyways onto the fic!
Sweet Medicine
Naruto knew he should have ran. He poked his head out from under the blankets again and saw that Sasuke and Sakura were still there. Damn it! Sasuke wasn't just a pervert he was a freaky stalker pervert! He ducked his head back under the blankets and tried to wish Sasuke away hoping a miracle would happen and he would just vanish. But after almost 15 minutes of him hiding from the quiet Uchiha and curious Sakura he felt a hand come down on his back and jumped shooting out of the blanket and straight up the wall. He finally stopped and looked down at them from the ceiling hanging there with his Chakara and noted it was Sakuras hand now on the empty blanket, well...better safe then sorry.
"What are you doing Naruto?"
He slowly dropped down to the bed again and glared at Sasuke while getting back under the covers, Sakura sighed mumbling something about idiots who make her feel like climbing up a wall before holding up a baggy.
"Whatever. Anyways I am going to make you soup!"
He paused in his glaring at the still bored looking raven haired boy and looked over at Sakura.
"Can't I just have ramen-...?"
"Idiot! Sick people eat soup!"
She stormed out of the room growling and he immediately scooted away from Sasuke and glared suspiciously. Sasuke sighed pulling up a chair and knocking the clothes off it before sitting down.
"Calm down Dobe, I'm not going to do anything."
Naruto didn't buy it and scoffed, Sasuke only smirked. "Whatever. Your just going to make Sakura curious acting the way you are, and if she asks me why I am going to tell her its because I fuc-..."
Sasuke stopped and pulled the pillow from his face to see Naruto blushing, "Don't say it like that!"
He smirked, "Would you rather me tell her we made love?"
Naruto felt his face go completely red at that and grabbed his other pillow throwing it at him again only for him to catch it that time, "Shut up! Who would love you Sasuke-teme!"
"Hn. It loses effect if your blushing when you say it."
Naruto scoffed, "You're the one who jumped me, maybe you love me!"
Sasuke shrugged and Naruto almost fell out of the bed as his heart stopped, WHAT THE HELL! Sasuke chuckled a little and Naruto glared over at him.
"Usuratonkachi. Who has the patience to love you?"
Naruto wasn't sure if he should be sighing in relief or pouncing on the asshole! He decided to get offended.
"Like your one to talk! If it weren't for your looks no one would like you!"
He smirked and nodded, "Probably."
Damn it! He wasn't supposed to agree, that took the fun out of it! He went to shout at him again but a cheery voice came from the doorway signaling Sakura's appearance. She came over and plopped a bowl on his lap, he stared at it blankly...it didn't even look edible.
"Eat up!"
He glanced over at her where she was smiling proudly then over at Sasuke who was looking smug, he fought the temptation to throw the bowl at Sasuke claiming it slipped and looked back at the slightly bubbling mess. He swallowed hard and gulped down the thick soup almost choking while Sakura plopped down in a chair next to Sasuke.
"I don't see how you got sick from staying with Sasuke-kun. I was with him for longer than you yesterday and I feel fine."
Sasuke smirked, "Probably because Naruto was on the bed with me."
Naruto did choke that time, he coughed sputtering and almost spilling the soup as he blushed and Sakura looked at Sasuke.
"Why was he in the bed?"
Naruto glared, that asshole, he wouldn't...he couldn't...
"We were practicing."
He blushed worse staring at the soup hoping he could get sucked into it and away from the clueless curious Sakura, she wasn't helping at all!
"Practicing?"
"Yeah, a new technique."
"Oh! Can I see it!"
Damn it someone shut her up! Even Sasuke took a moment after that question and Naruto looked over seeing him smirking, that asshole was enjoying this!
"Maybe."
She smiled and batted her eyes at him, Naruto was tempted to tell it was a waste and he was just a big pervert homo. But then that would lead to her asking him how he knew and he did not want to go there, she would kill him.
"Could I try it?"
Naruto was caught between a laugh and warning her to run but was cut off as Sasuke spoke.
"No."
He looked over at them using the moment of Sakura's distraction to push the soup out of sight and cast a curious look at Sasuke...he had figured maybe he he'd just gotten carried away or was delusional because the cold...was wasn't really gay was he! Sasuke ignored the curious looks and they all were quiet but thankfully the silence was broken by someone knocking at the door.
Sakura stood, "I'll get it."
They waited for her to leave before he glared at Sasuke, "Pervert."
Sasuke scoffed, "You would prefer I tell her the truth then?"
He looked away, "..."
"I didn't think so."
Naruto who had been wishing he were somewhere far far away suddenly jumped as he felt a hand on his thigh! He lurched away and glared blushing at Sasuke as he pulled his hand back.
"You said you weren't going to do anything!"
Sasuke shrugged, "I lied."
He glared but at that moment Sakura came back in, "Naruto, Iruka-sensei is here!"
Upon hearing the name of his favorite adult ninja he forgot about the recent assault on him by a certain Raven haired boy.
"Waii! Iruka-sensei!"
"Hello Naruto." The older ninja came in and smiled as Sakura pointed to the bed.
"Naruto your sick, get back in bed!"
Naruto cast a glare back at Sasuke who smirked and then back at Sakura who looked ready to throw him in the bed...well this should be fine. Not like he would do anything with them in the room anyways. He ignored Sasuke as he climbed back into the bed and Iruka-sensei clicked his tongue behind him.
He turned and gave the teacher a curious look, "What?"
Iruka sighed, "Naruto...you really should clean your house more often."
Naruto pouted, "Its not that bad, I just cleaned it!"
They all looked around at the various ramen cups that covered almost every surface and the mounds of bright orange clothes scattered everywhere, you could barely see the floor. Deciding that if she was going to sit in the room any longer she would have to be able to sit Sakura began straightening up and Naruto smiled. He should have gotten sick sooner! He watched for a moment as Iruka-sensei scolded him for having his friends clean his room, he attention switched as he again felt the movement under the blanket. He glared over at Sasuke who looked for all the world like his usual bored self even as his hand moved up and onto Naruto's thigh again. Naruto glanced at the other two who were tut-tutting his closet which looked like a hurricane had hit it before grabbing Sasukes hand and shoving it off hissing at him.
"Knock it off!"
Sasuke leaned forward, "I wouldn't be so loud if I were you. What would they do if they knew?"
Naruto didn't even want to think about what Sakura would do to him, not to mention what Ino and the others would do if word got out. It was horrifying. Plus to have Iruka-sensei know would be beyond embarrassing, he would never be able to go out for ramen with him again! He growled and Sasuke smirked leaning back and replacing the smug look with the normal scowl, Naruto kept shoving his hand back but it was pretty obvious they were doing something as the blanket moved with their hands.
"Ah! Naruto you didn't finish your soup!"
Naruto froze and brought his knees up hiding the motion of Sasukes still moving hand as she held the bowl and looked at him.
"And now its cold! Oh well, I'll go get you more."
She left and Iruka-sensei came back sitting in one of the chairs they had uncovered as he pinned Sasukes hand to the bed smiling nervously at the older man.
"You know you should feel lucky you have such nice friends."
He kept himself from scoffing but just barely.
"Even Sasuke-kun is here to keep you company, you should remember to thank them properly."
He glanced at Sasuke who smirked and really wanted to hit him, really really badly.
"..H-hai..."
Sakura came bouncing in holding another bowl of the fowl soup and handed it out to Naruto who stared. Shit! He was going to have to release Sasuke's hand! He smiled nervously all too aware of the smug look back on Sasuke's face and took the bowl with a free hand hoping she wouldn't notice he wasn't going to be able to eat any. He didn't even think he could keep any down as his stomach was in knots, pinning Sasuke's hand to the bed like that...it sort of felt like they were holding hands. The thought alone was threatening to make Naruto blush but his thoughts were broken by a angry looking Sakura glaring at him as Iruka-sensei watched him curiously.
"I didn't get it for you to hold, eat it!"
"B-but..."
"No buts! Eat!"
Iruka nodded, "She's right Naruto, you can't get better if you don't take care of yourself."
Naruto knew it! They were all against him! Casting a weary look at Sasuke he reluctantly released his hand and holding the bowl on his knees that were still up he grabbed the spoon and choked the soup down. For a girl Sakura couldn't really cook too well though he was definitely not going to be the idiot who told her so, even he wasn't that dense. He had just picked up the spoon again when he felt the dreaded hand push its way up into his lap, damn it Sasuke was persistent! But they were still watching him...he couldn't move the hand! He fidgeted nervously as Sasuke's hand crawled to the top of his pants and angled downward pushing into the pajama pants and boxers.
"Naruto, are you okay?"
He looked up seeing Iruka watching him full to bursting with concern.
"..Fine...The so-soups hot..."
"Well jeez, Naruto, even academy kids know to blow on it first!" Sakura gave an exasperated sigh and rolled her eyes.
He cringed as Sasuke's hand gripped him and prayed the Uchiha heir came to his senses soon, they were going to notice! He began slowly pumping Naruto and he shivered, reluctantly enjoying the feeling of Sasuke's hand on him, he may be a jerk but he was really good at this. Sakura turned and was talking to Sasuke and he was in mild shock that the other boy could be doing this to him but carrying on a conversation at the same time with no one noticing! Sasuke tightened his grip and ran his thumb over the tip teasing the slit until Naruto knew he was going to lose it, he was all but hugging the bowl and his knees now.
"Naruto are you okay? Your face is all red and your shaking!"
"..F-fine..I'm fine..pant.."
They didn't buy it however and looked worried as they leaned in, "Are you sure?"
"Maybe we should take him to the hokage."
"Yo."
Naruto creaked open a horrified eye and saw Kakashi standing in his doorway! Great why did everyone feel the need to gather in his room now! However on the upside Iruka's attention was now on reprimanding the silver haired ninja for not knocking, Sakura was watching the adults and he saw Sasuke move from the corner of his half open eye before the boys voice came in his ear a second later.
"I would suggest holding your breath."
Naruto gave him a curious look but he wasn't left to wonder as he felt Sasuke's other hand push under his leg and passed his pants which were around his knees now, his fingers which were slicked with something though he had no idea what began lightly touching around his entrance. He slammed his eyes closed and whimpered as a finger penetrated his still sore hole, Gods! No more! He opened an eye and looked over at Sasuke hoping to wordlessly communicate the mental plea, however Sasuke only locked his deep dark eyes on Naruto's and smiled in the typical Uchiha fashion. He pushed his finger in and out of Naruto who was having issues with breathing and balance but as he added another finger and still another Naruto lost it and grabbed his knees gasping as the soup feel from his grasp and tumbled down the slope his knees created spilling all over the bed spread. Sakura jumped up thankfully saving Naruto getting beaten up for getting her dirty but unfortunately they all looked at him then.
"Naruto your all red!"
"And your sweating!"
The pink haired girl and Iruka-sensei both came up and put their hands on his head, "Your burning up!"
Naruto didn't even bother with trying to excuse it away as he forced back moans from the fingers and hand working him, he pulled away from the hands as the two ninja began freaking out.
"We have to take him to Tsunade-sama!"
"Hurry grab him!"
Naruto fought to make his mind work and stop them but thankfully the silver haired ninja behind them all still at the door spoke before Iruka-sensei could remove the blanket.
"He's fine."
Naruto barely heard the words above his own heartbeat and the blood rushing through his ears. Damn Sasuke..but wow...
"He just needs some medicine, we should go get it."
"But what about Naruto?"
"Sasuke can take care of him."
Had he been able to think Naruto would have noticed the odd tone but right about now he was fighting back a climax in front of everyone as Sasukes hand rubbed and squeezed him.
"But-..."
"Do you want to make him wait longer for the medicine?"
They looked back to him and he managed to swallow back the moan and grasped his knees tighter making his fingers turn white.
"...Well.."
"Okay."
The two ninja who had been inches away from a very embarrassing situation turned and headed for the door as Kakashi turned but paused.
"Try not to have too much fun boys." He waved and smiled behind the mask, "Ja."
Naruto held back until he heard the door shut then released his knees gasping out loud as his hand immediately went to Sasukes as the raven haired ninja stood leaning over Naruto who had to lay back.
"Naaaahhhh! St-stop...pervert!"
Sasuke smirked and using his foot tugged once pulling the blanket off the bed and uncovering Naruto so he could look him over.
"If I'm a pervert what does that make you?"
Naruto panted loudly as Sasuke scissored his fingers inside him making his head spin as one of his fingers brushed against the spot inside him.
"Aaah!"
Sasuke chuckled leaning down while still rubbing Narutos weeping erection and lightly licked his ear while whispering into it.
"You know what they call guys who get off to being touched here?"
He again rubbed against that spot and Naruto all but screamed into the pillow he was now squeezing the life out of in an attempt to at least feel anchored down.
"But I won't tell, as long as you don't do this with anyone but me."
"Idiot!...like I co-Aahh!-...could do this...with anyonnnnne else...Its embarrass- pant embarrassing Ahh!"
Sasuke chuckled in his ear before moving down and licking Naruto lips, Naruto without thinking opened his mouth to the probing tongue letting the other boy explore the hot cavern of his mouth. Another moan escaped his throat and Sasuke smiled as he pulled away and moved down until he was even with Naruto's throbbing erection. Naruto could feel his hot breath as he lightly licked the tip caressing just the crown with his lips and tongue making him whimper for the oh-so-close release. Suddenly Naruto all but jumped from the bed at the feel of Sasuke taking him into his mouth completely at the same time he impaled Naruto on now four fingers that were roughly slamming in and out of him. It was too much! With one long lick of Sasukes tongue along his length he came into Sasukes mouth. Naruto forgot to breath arching his back completely off the bed as his hands which had at some point found themselves in the mass of black hair clenched and unclenched with the incredible waves of pure white pleasure wafting through his small frame. Whimpering Sasukes name breathlessly he fell back to the bed shivering and panting feeling Sasuke remove his fingers with a wet squelch as he also released the tight grasp on Narutos now flaccid member. He straightened and lazily licked the seed from his hand reminding the spent fox boy of a cat, granted a dangerous, smug, arrogant, self-centered cat. But still a cat.
"Feeling better?"
Naruto glared content eyes at the smug boy and weakly threw the nearest thing he could which was the alarm clock which Sasuke ducked under without losing the arrogant smile.
"Fuck..you, Sasuke-teme."
He smirked and shook his head, "You just came and your begging for me already? And you called me the pervert."
Naruto blushed and growled, he knew he should have killed him when he was sick damn it! He reached down and pulled up his pants and boxers thankful that at least Sasuke had caught his cum saving him from making a mess of his bed. He glared up at the taller ninja icily though the look had no effect on the Ice princess himself considering he had perfected the look.
"Sadist!"
Sasuke scoffed and leaned down pushing his face into Naruto's so their breath was mixing.
"You have no idea."
Naruto couldn't fight back the chills, that sort of sounded like a threat...However he wasn't able to voice his misgivings about the comment as Sasuke was again pushing his way into Narutos still silently compliant mouth.
-Owari-
Okay it took longer than expected but I finally finished it! mini-parties Now I am off to finish my other one-shot and get started on the NaruSasu one flinches in disgust Ugh...Uke Sasuke...that is so wrong. -sigh- The things I will do for my reviewers I am so nice!
Please read and review I am having withdrawals and my ego-monster is in need of a fix. Help a sister out huh! XD