Disclaimer: No... I Don't own Saiyuki or it's characters... I only own the four reporters!

Author's note: Hi! This is my ever first fanfic! So...I beg you to be nice! The four reporters were created by yours truly, and they will be interviewing our beloved Saiyuki cast! And the first in line is Saiyuki's Son Goku!

Son Goku

Hello everyone, my name is Chiharu Daiki, your reporter for today! Today we're going to interview one of our favorite monkey in GENSOMADEN SAIYUKI. Son Goku. Oh, look! There's a monkey up in a tree eating pork buns!

C.D.: Hey Goku, how's it going? I see you're pretty busy eating centillions of pork buns! But can we interview you?

S.G.: Sure! (Munch!) Go ahead!

C.D.: So, what do you do on your free time?

S.G: (Munch) Well, I like to eat, sleep, kill demons, fight with the horny water monster, eat, eat… then after that I eat!

C.D.: I see! Very interesting! So, how did you and Sanzo meet?

S.G.: Sanzo found me caged up. He said I was calling him. Then he took me back to his place, which was a relief because I haven't eaten for 500 years!

C.D.: I see! So what were you doing locked up for 500 years?

S.G.: Well, I mostly played with my friend bird… until he died and I couldn't reach to help him! But on my free time, I sleep and dream of eating roasted beef and bacon!

C.D.: Interesting! So how about Hakkai and Gojyo? How did you meet them?

S.G.: (munch!) It all started when the three Buddhas summoned Sanzo, and told him to catch a guy who killed 1,000 demons! (Cho Gono) At that same time Gojyo was helping Hakkai recover from his injuries. I think Gojyo didn't know who he was then 'cause he just picked up Hakkai who was injured badly! Then Sanzo and I found the guy! Cho Gono was really the former name of Hakkai! Then it kinda got complicated, like Sanzo and Gojyo fighting over Hakkai… of course I fought too, and tried to stop Hakkai from escaping! And then… Oh, I'm pretty sure you watched this episode, "The Fated Guys."

C.D.: Yes. So, you guys are starting to have a lot of enemies! Like, Kougaiji and Homura! So, who's the strongest enemy?

S.G.: You know, it's funny you mentioned them! You like them, don't you? oo

C.D.: TT… You know, let's stay in the subject! Maybe I'll answer that question later! Like in then next world!

S.G.: Hee! Hee! Just kidding! (Munch!) Well, Kougaiji is kind of tough. And Homura is a GOD! Fighting god that is! Homura's immortal, while Kougaiji's not… Kougaiji's the son of Gyumao, while Homura's not… Homura defeated Kougaiji before! So that basically means Homura's the stronger one! Hey! Please don't tell Kougaiji I said that!

C.D.: Don't worry! I won't! (I'll try, at least!) Isn't Lilin the younger sister of Kougaiji?

S.G.: Yeah, she is! But she's only his half sister! Lilin's the daughter of that witch Gyokumen Koushu! So… (Munch!) Why did you mention her?

C.D.: Oh, no special reason! He! He! So tell me, is there a special relationship between you and her?

S.G.: (Drops his pork bun on the ground and turning hot red!) N-No! Of course not! Where do you get these ideas? B-Besides! She's Sanzo's girlf….

Sanzo: I CAN HEAR YOU, YOU STUPID MONKEY! DO YOU SERIOUSLY WANT TO DIE THAT BADLY?

S.G.: (Sweat drop) He! He! I was just kidding, Sanzo! Don't need to point that gun! We have a guest!

C.D.: (sweat drop) Right! Let's skip that one shall we? We're almost done! So, what do you think about 4 guys impersonating you and doing idiotic stuff?

S.G.: (Cross eyed) I think they're stupider than me! Not that I'm stupid! But I think that they're such idiots! And if I ever see them again doing stupid things that we wouldn't do, I'll crush them like a pulp, then they'll be sorry that they ever tried to look like us!

C.D.: Thank you, Goku for having the time to interview you! We really appreciate it!

S.G.: Hey, you want some pork buns?

C.D.: Ehehe! (Sweat drop) No thank you!

Gojyo: Hey, monkey! It's time to leave! Or maybe you want to be left here?

Hakkai: No, I don't think we should leave him here; we still have a mission to accomplish!

Sanzo: Leave him, if you want. That way there won't be two idiots in the car!

Gojyo: Are you picking a fight with me?

Goku: Hey you, guys, come on! Don't leave me! Aww! Sanzo! I'm hungry!

Sanzo:(Hits Goku with a fan, hard!) Shut up stupid monkey!

Hakkai: Okay, okay, stop that now, maybe somebody will get hurt of you rolling around in Hakuryu!

Goku: Hey, you water monster, that's my pork bun!

Gojyo: Finders keepers, stupid monkey!

Goku: I'm not a stupid monkey! You horny water monster!

Gojyo: What did you say, you little…

Sanzo: Shut up, before I KILL YOU!

Goku and Gojyo: (Whimpering) Yes Sir!

Chiharu: (sweat drop) silence….

Chiharu stands there watching the four guys, or you could say, a mother hen, a corrupt monk, a horny water monster, and a stupid monkey go to the west!

Author's note: Sigh... So... What did ya think? Hate it? Love it?Oh well! I WILL still continue this! Our next runner-up will be our beloved water imp! Send your reviews, okay? I'd appreciate it a lot! Til' next time!