Pokemon People
it's back? Dun-dun-dun! And also...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
This is once again a special chapter 7 and a half months later, and no matter what happens, this will be the final chapter of the fan fic. But don't worry to those who are fans. I have a special announcement for you at the end of this chapter that you'll surely want to look in to. Now don't just skip to the end, because then the little time I went into writing this chapter will be wasted.
Oh and before it begins, this is dedicated to all the FAN that's been with this thing since the beginning, and ignored all the crappiness that went along with it. I'll try my best to make it up to you here. Sorry in advance for failing.
Episode 16/64: Special Announcement
Prime time. That's the time it was in the Pokemon People house hold. The pokemon, Pikachu, Raichu, and Kasumi all sat on an rug in front of the television. Bryan sat on his beloved turtle shaped couch, sniffing a glue stick, it was now jammed up his nose at this point. On the other couch sat Ash, Misty, and Brock.
Ash sat on the far left, wearing a white shirt that said 'Prime Time' on it. Misty in the middle, wore a white shirt that said 'Death Factor Champion.' And Brock on the far right of the couch, wore a black shirt that said 'Sex Addict.'
they were watching a new series that was written by young teenagers, or as it seemed. In the scene currently being displayed on their TV, a group of six green colored aliens(the average joe looking alien get up) sat at a circular table, in circular seats.
"I vote that we continue to send empty space discs to Earth and have them crash, keeping the believers intrigued, and the non-believers more convinced there's no such thing, do to the fact a live alien hasn't been seen." one of them said.
"What about ET: Number 3. He appeared in an interview on camera. No thanks to Victor!" another alien said angrily.
"Good think the general public thought it was a hoax." another one said
"Yeah." one starts laughing "They still think the Roswell autopsy was fake." they all burst out laughing.
"Gentleman. Let us not make fun of those so stupid. It's not their fault they are complete morons." a larger alien entered the room, the boss apparently, according to the name tag he wore.
"Sorry" "Sorry sir" "Wont happen again" the aliens apologized.
"You should be sorry, making fun of a race in which most don't like Michael Moore. You should be ashamed of yourselves. For they are too stupid to realize things are out there. Just because there's tons and tons of galaxies, and three other universes, doesn't mean there's other life besides their own, according to them. So leave them alone." the boss said, slamming his fists on the table.
"ET: Number 8 said you're too up tight." one said
"Hey! I didn't squeal on you after you made a secret guest appearance in Independence Day."
the boss gasped "Is this true?"
"Uh, uh...you stupid square! I'll kill you."
all the aliens gasped, even the one that said that "I can't believed you used that word...s-s-s-sq...i can't even say it." the boss put his face in his hands.
"I'm sorry. I don't know what came over me."
"Go. Your being sentenced to an hour inside the squared cube." the boss ordered, pointing with one of his three fingers.
The profanity using alien walked off, saddened.
"Now, let us go to Earth." the boss said, and they all transformed into humans, while they did, music played 'Transvestites, Aliens in disguise.' and they got in their flying saucers and took off to Earth.
"This is ridiculous." Ash said, standing up on the coffee table, blocking the view of the TV.
"Hey!" Brock threw pop corn at him.
"Fight-fight-fight." Bryan chanted.
"This is completely un-realistic. Aliens dont exist." Ash paced back and fourth on the coffee table.
"You have to respect other's beliefs." Misty said with a finger in the air.
"So you'll have sex with me?" Bryan asked with a huge grin.
"Err, maybe you should be wearing the sex addict shirt." Misty crossed her arms.
"I am." Bryan lifted his blue shirt to reveal a blue 'sex addict' shirt. "With matching boxers." he pulled down his pants.
"Ahh!" Misty and Brock covered their eyes.
"Oh yeah, I didn't put on any underwear today because Cocky needs some breathing room." Bryan rubbed the back of his head.
"Cocky? Whose that?" Ash asked.
"Don't ask, Ash." Misty quickly shouted "And pull your pants back up, Bryan."
Bryan did as told and sat back down on his couch.
"Maybe you think of changing the name to 'Erect.'" Brock suggested.
"I wanted to. But then I found out that's what Misty named her first dildo." Bryan said, depressed
"What?! How do you know that?!" Misty blushed, and covered her face with a pillow.
"Relax, Misty. I just read your diary." Bryan admitted. The next thing he knew, a magazine was thrown at his head. "Ahh! A Play Girl!" Bryan swatted it away.
Brock moved off his seat, and sat by Bryan "So what are her other dildo's names?" he whispered into his ear
"I'll tell you later. One rhymes with the word 'lucky'."
"Ok, now that this is all over, can we get back to watching the horrible show?" Misty pushed Ash off the table, and they resumed watching.
"I'm telling you, Scully. Aliens are disguising as transsexuals." Agent Mulder tried to convince her, but she didn't believe it.
"It's true. It's too paranormal for it to be normal." Mulder went on.
"You need to relax."
"No...the truth...is out there." he squinted up close to the camera, then as the credits rolled by, the twilight zone theme played "Whoops. My bad." we hear a guy say. Then the X Files theme plays.
"Ooh. Can't wait till the next episode." Raichu said with a smile.
"Biggie, Ten Inch, Twelve Inch, Blacky, Hot Dog, Weaner, Plastic, Erect, Erected, Orgasm Machine, Ash, Brock, Bryan, Tracy, Professor Oak-" Bryan was interrupted
"What are you telling Brock?" Misty stood in front of them, glaring, and her arms crossed.
"I wasn't telling him anything. hehehehehe...he." Bryan said with a sweat drop.
"You better not have been. Or i'm gonna tell him what you name your ass cheeks." she threatened.
"I already know." Brock admitted "Righty and Lefty."
"ERR!" Misty stomped off angrily.
"So what do you guys want to do?" Ash asked, sitting on the coffee table.
"Have sex/Sniff glue." Bryan and Brock answered in unison
"Ok...but why did you-Brock, answer with wanting to sniff glue?" Ash asked
"I want to know what it's like." he shrugged his shoulders and blushed.
"Don't you want to know what sex is like too?" Bryan asked, with a chuckle. "BURN!" he added.
"Well...yeah, but that's not gonna happen anytime soon." Brock lowered his head.
"Don't worry Brock. Keep your head up. Some day you'll find an unattractive or drunk girl to put out with you." Ash patted his back.
"Thanks, man. And some day you will too. You too Bryan." Brock hugged them both.
"Get off me gay man." Bryan moved away.
"Ever heard of this place called 'Horn Top?'" Brock asked.
"No." Ash, Bryan, and Raichu answered in unison.
"Well you'll have to go find out for your selves." Brock got up and walked away.
Ash quickly ran to his room, turned on his lap top, and typed in 'what is horn top' into askjeeves dot com. But he didn't get good results, as usual from the damn search engine.
"Oh well, I'll go ask Misty if she wants to go to the fair." he decided, and left his room, and walked towards Misty's. He saw the door was cracked, and peeked in through.
His eyes widened when he saw that she wore just a short, tight white shirt, and red panties. "Oh cool." his jaw dropped.
She moved her ass back and fourth, shaking it, and dancing as she listened to some song from the headphones on her head. "Hey-hey-hey-hey I dont like your girlfriend. No way-no way I think you need a new one. I'm the mother bleeping princess." she sang
Ash watched with intent, as she danced, shaking that ass. "Damn, for some reason I feel like saying...I wanna to hit that. I don't understand it. ahhhh." he gulped.
Meanwhile, Brock sat on the toilet in the bathroom, he pulled out a white glue bottle, and sniffed the top. His pupils got bigger, and he started to see things, like his childhood, and him being in school with his class mates. "Woah, man. Sweet."
but somewhere where these pokemon people weren't...
Team Rocket had a device to fast forward time. "Let's find out what the future has in store." Jessie turned the knob of the device, and time went into fast forward, ten years later.
Ash and Misty get married, Brock gets married to some chicks, Jessie and James get married, Meowth gets married, Pikachu and Raichu gets married, and Bryan dies.
Sorry for ending this like this, but I have a special offer below:
Before I tell you about the special announcement, I must first tell you about my other fics. I need all the support I can get:
There's 'Secrets' and the sequel 'More Secrets'
'Good Riddance' and the 'High Spirit' fics
'Coming Out' and the very funny 'Poke-Scenes'
But if you like this story you'll like 'The Best Pokemon Story Ever!' and this fic's spin-off which apparently none of you know about: 'Ash and Bryan: Troublemakers' please read that one.
Now here's the special offer. I have re-submit this story, new and improved. It is written in the proper writing format, revised completely, fixed grammar, spelling, etc.
You will have to add me to your author alert list because it's going to be a completely new fic, but the same story, just re-submitted. I am going to leave this story up until I surpass it's last episode. So this will be known as 'The Old Pokemon People' the new one will be called 'Pokemon People's' so add me to your author alert or the new story to your story alert.
And another thing, with 'Pokemon People's' after each season, an entire new story will be submitted: 'Pokemon People's Part 2' then 3-4-5, and so on
I have re-submit 'Pokemon People'sl already so go check it out and review. You'll find it more attractive than this version here.
Thanks for everything fans!!!