Ok peoples. This is another One-Shot. Yes the last one had a Simple Plan song in it. Yes the song was called Me Against The World. Yes there will be another song in this one. The song in this story is Crazy by Simple Plan. The story is kinda cheesy but I got kicked off the computer for the day so I just started writing stuff down and this was the end result.
I don't own Inuyasha but you can still enjoy the story.
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"Inuyasha, is it just me or does Kagome look skinnier than before?" asked Shippo as Kagome was climbing out of the well.
"It's not just you Shippo. We all think she's losing to much weight, too fast." Inuyasha said.
Tell me what's wrong with society
When everywhere I look I see
Young girls dying to be on TV
They won't stop 'til
They've reached their dreams
"Hey Kagome." Inuyasha said. "Me and the others have noticed that your, ummmmmmmmm, your losing a lot of weight at once. We're not saying your fat or something." He made sure not to say she was fat. He knew from past experience that saying a woman was fat could be near fatal. He would rather face Sesshomaru than Kagome's wrath.
"Don't worry Inuyasha. I'm just trying to lose a couple of pounds." said Kagome. "It's my dad's idea anyways. Not mine."
Diet pills, surgery
Photos shopped pictures in magazines
Telling them how they should be
It doesn't make sense to me
"What do you mean 'your dad's idea'?" asked Inuyasha.
Is everybody going crazy?
Is anybody gonna save me?
Can anybody tell me what's going on?
Tell me what's going on
If you open your eyes
You'll see that something is wrong
"My dad says I have to lose weight. In his eyes I look like a small elephant." said Kagome. "And it's probably because I do look like a small elephant." said Kagome under her breath, but Inuyasha with his Kawaii dog ears heard her loud and clear. His heart ached when he heard the lies that Kagome's father was telling her.
I guess things aren't how they used to be
There's no more normal families
Parents act like enemies
Making kids feel like it's World War 3
"What about your mom. What does she say? Does she think your fat?" Inuyasha asked stepping closer to Kagome, who was crying really hard and had fallen on her knees.
No one cares, no one's there
I guess we're all just too damn busy
Money's are first priority
It doesn't make sense to me
"She doesn't have time to say something. My dad owed a whole lot of money to the bank so my mom is working 2 jobs 7 days a week. She's NEVER home anymore. My dad has an 'At Home Job' so he's always there to say stuff about me. And he's my DAD. I can't just tell him to shut up or something.
Is everybody going crazy?
Is anybody gonna save me?
Can anybody tell me what's going on?
Tell me what's going on
If you open your eyes
You'll see that something is wrong
"Then stay here. In my... no our era, we don't need the same kind of money that you do. And if we only eat what we catch that'll save your family money. And then you don't have to go back and listen to your dad anymore." said Inuyasha.
"Besides, if you lose anymore weight you'll blow away whenever Kagra (she's my favorite bad guy. Then Kanna. They RULE)comes to fight us. Then I'd have to rescue you even more often than I already have to. Can't have that can we, my wonderful Shard Dector." said Inuyasha. His traditional smirk plastered on to his face. What Kagome wouldn't give to wipe that smirk off his handsome, tanned face.
Tell me what's wrong with society
When everywhere I look I see
Rich guys driving big SUV's
While kids are starving in the streets
No one cares
No one likes to share
I guess life's unfair
Kagome reached over and pulled on the pieces of hair that framed his tanned face. "Thank you Inuyasha. That's a good idea. Maybe I can face my father again in a while. After I gain some of the weight I lost. But ya gotta admit one thing Inuyasha." Kagome said.
"What's that wench?" asked Inuyasha.
Is everybody going crazy?
Is anybody gonna save me?
Can anybody tell me what's going on ?
Tell me what's going on
If you open your eyes
You'll see that something is wrong
"My ass so looked much cuter when I lost those first five pounds." said Kagome with a grin on her face.
"Damn right it did. Looked pretty firm too. Let's test it." Inuyasha grabbed Kagome's ass, squeezed it, and ran. Fast. REALLY fast.
"Hentai!" screamed Kagome chasing after him.
Things were finally starting to get back to normal. Well minus the fact that Inuyasha has found his ummm inner pervert.
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Yeah I know it totally sucks but like I WAS KICKED OFF THE COMPUTER. Anyways my friend got her account set up today so like when she starts to write stories ya might wanna check them out.
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