Bwip.
(Snake.) "This is Snake, I'm in."
(Meryl.) "I read you Snake, how's everything look?"
(Snake.) "There's a few guards patroling around, but it's nothing to worry about."
(Raiden.) "Snake, I'm at the first watch tower, everythi-"
(Meryl.) "Allright Snake, be carefu-"
(Raiden.) "Hey! I was talking! Snake, who the hell does she think she is?"
(Snake.) "That's-"
(Meryl.) "Who the hell am I? Who the hell is she?"
(Raiden.) "She? Me?"
(Snake.) "Sh-"
(Meryl.) "Ok, so she's got nicer hair, and her breasts are nearly as big as mine, but honestly Snake, you don't like her better, do you?"
(Raiden.) "What!"
(Snake.) "Uhhh..."
(Meryl.) "Well Snake?"
(Raiden.) "..."
(Snake.) "Uh..."
(Meryl.) "Well?"
(Snake.) "Raiden, help me out here."
(Raiden.) "You can't possibly like that bitchy redhead more than me, right Snake?"
(Snake.) "!"
(Meryl.) "Bitchy red- Oooh, you're asking for it, you bleached blonde!"
(Raiden.) "Bleached! I'm a natural blonde!"
(Snake.) "Otacon, a little help here?"
(Otacon.) "Shhh, Patlabor the movie."
(Snake.) "?"