Errr... Yeah, 3AM, peoples... and an UPDATE!!! This is just short and sweet, because it's 1AM, but I'll finish it tomorrow... Promise!! XD
Anyone here of Volume 33 coming out around the end of the year! 33333333333 I'm so happy!
Anyway, this chapter kinda' sucks, but, welll... it's been over a year, if I'm going to excuse myself, and I'm too rusty...
Enjoy! 3
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Brynn vs. Everyone: Thin Ice P.1
"Welcome, Ladies and Gentlemen--"
"To another addition--"
"Of Brynn Vision!"
"CH-CHUU!"
"Wow, we're finally back!" Brynn scratched her head. "I'd really like to apologize now to everyone for--"
"Being so laaaaazy?" Hao sat on the sofa, drinking coffee.
"Oi! I'm not la--"
"Sure you are. You haven't touched this fanfiction-thing in almost a year, and that's only because someone commented you on it last month!"
"I'd have to agree." Lyserg stood by the doorway, his arms crossed. "Brynn, you're a bum OC."
"Whaa--"
Manta slammed his laptop shut from a good half-hour of updating his encyclopedia with his brows locked. "I'm sick of listening to this!"
"Manta..." Brynn looked to her left. "I didn't even see you there."
"No one does." Manta sighed. "Anyway... I've been thinking of a good marketing strategy to get this show back on the run."
"Oh really!" Brynn grinned. "What do we need to do?"
"Well, first: fix your schedule, I'm thinking more interviews, new characters, fan-service, coffee--"
"FAN-SERVICE??" Hao spit his drink. "Manta, I swear to Gawd, if I have to hold that little girl man again--"
"You did that on your own, remember?" Manta raised his eyebrow at Hao. Hook, line, and sinker. Lyserg also looked at Hao with a sharp, flustered glare from the other side of the room."
"Err... So... New characters??" Hao slid his hand down his face, annoyed.
Manta reopened his laptop, immediately excited. "Well, I was recently talking to the members of Hanagumi, and--"
"Dead." Hao grinned.
"Anna helped me, and I was also able to contact the other members of the X-Laws--"
"Oh lawwwd..."
"So, what did you discuss with them?" Lyserg blinked, trying to draw them off from eachother.
"Well typically, Hanagumi was majorly distressed from their absence in the Halloween episodes..."
"So?" Lyserg twiddled his thumbs.
"So, I invited them over for an interview."
"Gehh?" Hao turned his head. "Today?!"
"Good, you read my mind."
"AWWW MY GAWWWWD!"
Lyserg raised both eyebrows. "Weren't they your followers?"
"He tried to eat their souls, until Anna kicked him in the nuts and stuff..." Manta continued typing.
"Ahhhhh... Okay then, carry on."
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
"But...they declined for today They'll make a rain-check though."
"YOU ASSHOLE!" Hao wraped his fingers around Manta's head, ready to choke him.
"Gh-gh-gh-gh-gh-gh-gh-gh--" Manta fought for air, trying to pull Hao's hands away with his tiny fingers.
"CH-CHUU!!" Lyssie-Chan, rudely drawn from its wonderful nappy-time from all the bickering, tackled Hao to the floor.
"Get off me! Can't you see I'm trying to kill him here??"
"CHUU!" Lyssie-chan stood atop Hao, pulling ferociously at Manta.
"OI!!! Lets get to the point! I wanna say more before we're done here!" Brynn kicked MAnta out from between them, letting him plop into Lyserg's lap, out cold.
"BR-YNN!!" Hao stood up. "What do you think you're doing?"
"Ehh-"
"You just kicked a little-man!!" Hao twitched in one eye. "Now a whole swarm of little-people are going to come, Brynn." The room seemed to turn to a haunted atmosphere. "They're going to come and kill us AL!!!"
"CHUUUUUU!" Lyssie-Chan skhrieked.
"No way. I saw it on TV," Brynn waved her hand.
"What??" Hao blinked.
"Yeah, it was on some show-er somethin... Some guy kicked this midget, and it was really funny. No one came after him, though..."
"What the Hell were you watching??"
"I dunno, but the midget had a gun, sooo--"
"I'm taking that TV out of your room Brynn..." Lyserg stood up, heading for the kitchen.
"WHAT?!?!!!?!
"You're wasting your time away with it. I bet you spent your whole summer watching anime."
"I did not!"
"Then what else did you do?"
"I...played DDR..."
"That really helps!" Hao laughed.
"Hey! I went jet-skiing to! And-and ice skating!!"
"Since when the Hell did you go Jet-Skiing??" Hao spit his drink again.
"Since you weren't looking..."
"And Ice-skating??" Lyserg turned to face Brynn.
"It's August, Brynn... August." Manta stared, for some reason, quite gravely.
"Ice-skating..." Brynn crossed her arms. "C'mon, I'm taking you too!"
"What?!" Hao looked at her, sternly.
"Get some shoes on! I'm taking you to the Ice-Rink!"
"There's no way in Hell I'm going to some ice-skating place."
-------------------At the Ice-Rink----------------------
"Dammit all..." Hao tied on his skate, thoroughly annoyed.
"Stop whining, she may have a good idea here." Lyserg tie hid shoe happily, likely since he didn't have to pay to get inside. Brynn offered.
"Y'knw, she kicked a midget just a half-hour ago, if you didn't notice."
"At least she's getting out of the house here."
"Stop acting like her mommy. She stole your wallet to pay for this."
"..."
"Shiz--outta camera..." Bryn ginned. "Just hang in till tomorrow! I'll update! Until then, that was our show!
-----Peace Out-----