Disclaimer: The Soul Calibur characters rightfully belong to Namco etc.

P.S: This is not a yaoi fic! Read on! 3

Accidents Happen

"Oh, no! What do we do now?" Maxi panicked, pulling the drowned Kilik out of the lake.

It all started when Xianghua and Talim suggested that they all go fishing. Everybody rose to the occasion and, after packing a picnic and their fishing rods, they headed towards the nearest lake.

Maxi was excited over his first catch. Over excited, one might say. In the middle of reeling in the fish, the enthusiastic pirate knocked into Yunsung who tripped and bumped into Kilik to regain his balance. The boat rocked violently, and poor Kilik fell into the deep, black lake.

"If it wasn't for you who pushed me, this wouldn't have happened!" Yunsung cried.

"Guys, let's not panic." Talim said. "We have to do something to help him, quick!"

"Poor Kilik-kun." Xianghua said sympathetically, stroking Kilik's wet hair.

"So, what do you have in mind?" Maxi asked.

"Hm…" Seung Mina said thoughtfully. "There's only one way we can do."

"What?" The four of them asked.

"The mouth-to-mouth respiration." She continued.

Xianghua looked at Kilik's hot, sexy lips. "M-mouth-t-to-Mouth…?" She imagined herself bending over and kissing Kilik in the lips. Her face suddenly turns bright tomato red. But I can't do it in front of everybody!

"N-no way!" Yunsung protested, backing away, his hands roused as if trying to block them.

"Girls are better at these stuff." Maxi added, agreeing with Yunsung.

Talim blushed.

"Kids nowadays are so useless" Seung Mina said with a sigh. "One day, you'll learn how to be mature like me."

"Erm, Mina, how old are you?" Yunsung asked.

"Twenty-three. Why?"

"Geez, I dunno. You're beginning to sound like Heihachi!"

Someplace far away, Heihachi sneezed.

"Guys, focus!" Talim cut in.

After a moment's thought, Yunsung came out with a plan.

"Why didn't I come out with this sooner?" Yunsung said, hitting the palm of his hand with his fist. He took Kilik's Bamboo Staff. "We'll put one end into Kilik's mouth and blow from the other end!"

"W-w-wait. If you're blowing from the other end, how are you going to pinch his nose and pump his chest, stupid?" Maxi said.

"You pinch and pump and one of us will do the blowing, moron!"

The five of them stared down at the now pale-faced Kilik.

"Who's gonna do the blowing?" Maxi said, breaking the silence.

"I don't know!" Yunsung said sharply and shove the Bamboo to Maxi. "Why don't you do it!"

"Hey, it's your idea!"

The both of them started bickering. Talim tried to stop the duo but to no avail. Xianghua was kneeling beside Kilik, shouting at them to stop. Surprisingly, at such a scene, Seung Mina was still able to feast on the picnic food.

Somehow, Maxi managed to step into the slimy bucket. He tripped, knocked into Yunsung again, and Yunsung failed to regain his balance this time, thus falling onto Kilik.

Shwuuuk!

Everybody stared wide-eyed at the scene. Even Seung Mina stopped on her doughnut.

Yunsung, had actually fallen onto Kilik's face, mouth-to-mouth! Which made Kilik sat up with a jolt.

"N-n…" Yunsung backed away, out of breath. "NOOOOOOOOO!"

The End

A/N: I have to admit that this is a stupid story. It just came into my head, so I planned to write it down and post it up. 3 Anyway, like it or not, it's up to you. -