Saint H's I Told j00 bitchez I Would Update This Story and I AM! HAH Author's Notes:
Here's the newest chapter of Closet Jocks! Unfortunately I can no longer give review responses, thanks to the Rule Making Admin a.k.a. 'Faggity Fag McFlex Deluxe.'
So, I'll try to review your stories if you have them, note the key word 'try' I'm a fairly busy person and I barely have time to read stories I like and update my own, in fact often times I don't. So if you review often and it seems like I'm not paying any attention to you, don't worry, I am and I appreciate it greatly.
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Chapter Nine: My Gyd! YYS RYGHT THYRY! DYNT STYP DYNT YVYR STYP!
"Mr. Piccolo do we have to go to this camp?" Garth asked ston-ed-ly.
"FRIEZA!" Piccolo shouted, blasting Garth over the horizon.
All our heroes sweatdropped.
The kids were going to a camp for their third quarter with kids from other school. Two camp buses pulled up and a man with wild red hair came out of the bus.
"You Piccolo?" the man asked.
"Yes." Piccolo responded.
"Damn you've got a tight ass."
"What was that?"
"I said, You got the list of kids?"
"Yeah, right here." Piccolo handed the list to the man.
The man brushed red hair out of his eyes to read the list.
List of JCHS students going to Camp Fagina:
Teacher: Piccolo.
Students:
Victor Stone
Is hawt, er I mean, Terra Markov
Roy (is gay
BIG CRABS INFESTED BUSH
Kory
Gar
Garths name had been scratched out.
Raven"Well, that's good. Boys get on this bus, girls on that bus." The man shouted.
Inside the girls bus…Raven and Terra were making out and stripping close off one another in a hot show of lesbian love.
"Who are those two?" a black girl with two buns of hair on her head asked Kory.
"The blonde one with no boobs is Terra, the pale one with cobwebs in her vagina is Raven."
"So they're lesbians huh?" the girl asked.
"Well, bisexual really. They love the c0ck too."
(Somewhere in reality)
"You can't say that!" a man in a black suit told a brown haired teen with a beard.
"Says who?" the teen asked.
"Says the Censor, that's me!"
"Oh, OK buddy I understand. Hey, High Five." The teen raised his hand.
Censor smiled and rose his hand too.
The teen lowered his hand, "Who's gay?"
Censor noticed his hand was in the air still, "Gosh dangit…"
(Back to the story)
"Well, my name's Bee." The girl offered.
"My name is Kory, nice to meet you."
"Fa shizzle."
In the boys bus…
Roy and CLAP STICK where making out and stripping close off one another in a hot show of gay-homo love.
"So, first off, what are your names? Gayness, Cock, Greeny, and Wayne Bradey?" asked a tall, thin, black guy with cornrows. He was sitting across from a handsome blonde guy with sideburns, dazzling blue eyes, and a scar across his throat.
Vic stepped forward, "Close, except for the Wayne Bradey, he makes Bryant Gumble look like Malcom X. So check it, my names Vic, the green kid is Gar, the one taking it is called Roy, and the one giving it is FLESH SHOVEL."
"Cool, cool, my name's Isiah Crockett, but the ladies call me 'Hot Spot' cause I'm on fire!" He said, fondling his crotch.
"And we guys call him Hot Spot because his face gets all red when he jacks off." Said an asian boy sitting behind Isiah.
The whole bus laughed.
"That's not funny, WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Isiah started bawling.
"Well, while 'Hot Jock' is crying his eyes out I'll introduce you to the rest of us who might be of relevance in this fic. I'm Ryuko and that blonde kid is Joe."
(Saint H: Joe is the real name of Jericho, the son of Slade. Ryuko is the real name of Bushido, a Titan from the comic books. If you don't know who they are, then wait because they're coming up in the new episodes, actually, they're both on the screens at the end of 'Homecoming Part 2'.)
Joe waved hi with a warm smile and then hand signed, 'I'm a total ladies man and whenever I meet the girls from your school I'm going to bang them hard all night long. And while I'm doing that I'm going to have Crybaby Isiah over there take pictures while he beats off and then I'm going to have him send the pictures of me plowing your girlfriends to your tents and you're going to cry your frucking eyes out and I'll laugh and laugh and laugh. And you are so god damn stupid you don't even know what I'm saying.'
"Alright guys, take your seats or I'll disintegrate you!" Piccolo said as he started totally making out with the red headed man.
Our friends took their seats.
"Wow, that Joe seems like a nice guy huh?" said Gar.
"Yeah, definitely the kind of guy you would trust not to back stab you." Vic agreed.
In the back of the boys bus Roy and RAY GUN stopped making out long enough to have a conversation.
"Roy, I've got something to admit to you." SMILEY FACE started.
"What is it?" asked Roy.
"I'm straight."
"…"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"Whateva."
The two casual put their close back on and talked about football the whole way to camp.
Saint H's OK so I'm a little Rusty Give Me A Goddamn Break Author's Notes:
Not my best, but not my worst. Anyway, it's good enough to make you pee yourself with excitment, yea I see those yellow stains in your undies. Review Now, and tell me what you think of this chapter. Good night.