Roo: Great Scott! My first Invader Zim fanfic! Hi everybody! (Waves enthusiastically)

Kari: Ignore her. She's about as annoying as Gir.

Roo: I take that as a compliment! (Smiles)

Kari: See what I mean?

Roo: Anyway, my name is Roo, she is my co-introducer Kari, you are the reader, and this is MY story.

Kari: Which is of the ZAGR clan, so if you don't like the Zim and Gaz pairing, press the back button on your toolbar.

Roo: Yes. The pairings are as followed; Zim/Gaz, Gir/Taco, and Dib/nobody. Okay?

Reader: (nods head)

Roo: So it's all cool! Yay!

Kari: Just get to the disclaimer, cuz I'm not doin' it!

Roo: Fine, be that way!

Kari: With pleasure.

Roo: Alrighty then. (Clears throat) Invader Zim is the rightful property of Jhonen Vasquez, not me. Otherwise, I'd be insanely popular!

Skool Dayz of DOOM

Chappie 1

A Typical Morning

Gaz and Dib were walking down the road to their first day of Middle Skool. All was as it was supposed to be. Dib was reading a paranormal magazine and Gaz was playing Vampire Piggies on her Game Slave 2.

"See! I told you that Pig Foot existed!" exclaimed Dib after seeing a picture of it in the magazine. He pointed to the picture and held it in front of his sister's face.

"That's just a large, overly hairy, normal pig," confirmed Gaz, not even taking her eyes off the game system. Then, a scream loud enough to break the sound barrier came from behind them.

"Get off me, you filthy Earth larvae!" shouted none other than Zim, who had two girls hanging off of his arms, trying to get to Gir, who was clinging to the alien's green head. Gir climbed to the top of Zim's head and wrapped his whole metallic body around it.

"Gir, I can't see!" yelled the alien while swerving around like an out of control race car. Gir could not hear over his own high pitched screaming, so Zim remained temporarily blinded. Soon enough, he swerved right into Gaz, sending one of the girls onto Dib, the other into a light post, and Gir onto a parked car, setting off its car alarm.

"Get off me…now," commanded Dib's frightening sister.

"Huh?" Zim looked below him to see the female Earth worm-baby, who had rolled her hands into fists. Zim's green skin formed a slight blush. He had developed human-like feelings fro the "Queen of Doom", as he had labeled her. She was different from the other Earthlings. She was mean, scary, cold, and distant. And Zim liked it, despite the fact that she was related to the stink pig further known as Dib Membrane. Snapping out of his staring, he pulled himself off her and then offered his black-gloved hand to her. She silently accepted it.

"Gaz! How could you take help from him like he was a normal human being?" asked Dib after getting the rabid Gir fangirl off of him.

The gothic girl returned to the Vampire Piggies, but also chose to answer her brother's question. "Because, unlike you, I'm not a paranoid idiot."

"Ha! Pathetic Earth stink Dib! Even your scary sister is on my side!" Zim lifted his hands to the sky and screamed typical Zim-like dialogue at the top of his lungs (or whatever he uses to breathe O.o). "Fear the wrath of ZIM! BWAHAHAHA!"

"Would you be quiet?" yelled some dude from the window of a nearby house. "People are trying to sleep!" He threw a pop can at Zim's head out of anger.

"One day you'll pay for throwing your aluminum junk at your future ruler!"

"Oooooo!" Gir ran over to the can and shook it up and down violently. "Aw, it's empty," the cute little robot said, disappointed by the fact that there was none of the fizzy liquid he liked so much inside.

"Gir," said Zim, annoyed by the insane antics of his minion.

"Yes, Master?"

"Shut up."

"Okie-dokie!" Gir saluted his master and then smiled cheerfully.

"You call THAT an evil minion, alien boy?" asked Dib with a questioning look on his face.

"No." Zim then realized that the robot had perched himself atop his head. "Gir, get off my head!"

"Whatever. Let's just get to skool," said the stink pig. All three of them left for the large skool, Zim and Dib glaring at each other all the way.

End of Chappie!

Roo: Gasp! Chappie 1 is completed!

Kari: It wasn't even that long.

Roo: I know that much!

Kari: I sure hope so.

Roo: Oh, hush. And on a side note, I plan on this getting funnier. I'm getting over a serious case of writer's block and I've been working on a horror story. My apologies fro the lack of humor.

Kari: Also, she was not trying to dis Dib, cuz she does not hate him.

Roo: Yeah! I find him quite cute! And I find Zim cute too! Really, I don't dislike any of the characters in Invader Zim.

Kari: Anyway, leave her a review. Constructive criticism is welcomed and appreciated. Flames are not welcomed and certainly not appreciated.

Roo: Yeah! She's right on the dot! Until my next update, sayonara!

(Roo and Kari, signing off)

(POOF!)