7th year graduation party.
In the Room of Requirements.
Someone spikes the punch with alcohol and a pregnancy potion.
Beds appear with curtains around them and people start using them.
Pairings
Harry x Draco (Draco gets pregnant), Hermione x Ron (Both get pregnant), Seamus x Dean x Blaise (All three get pregnant), Lupin x Snape (Lupin gets pregnant), (Neville x (Ginny) x Luna) (Both Ginny and Luna get pregnant)
Next morning
Harry wakes up with someone.
He opens his eyes and all he sees is blonde-white hair.
Oh fuck He thinks.
He feels arms around his waist.
Looking down to find out who it is, he sees someone he never wanted to wake up next to; Draco Malfoy.
Harry gets himself out of Malfoy's grasp and stands up.
Only then does he notice that neither Malfoy nor himself are wearing any clothes.
Oh fuck He thinks again.
Quickly, Harry picks up his clothes and puts them on.
Malfoy moves a bit like he is waking up.
I better get out of here before he wakes up Harry thinks and opens the curtains.
With one last look back, Harry closes the curtains.
Without stopping, Harry goes out of the room and back up to his dorm room.
Two out of the five beds are occupied.
One is Ron's with Ron and Hermione.
The other one is Seamus with Seamus and Dean and Blaise.
Harry waves his hand making water appear above all the sleeping people.
Another wave of his hand, the water drops waking 4 of the 5 people.
"Harry!" Hermione shouts seeing one of her best friend smiling at them.
"Morning 'Mione," Harry says. "Did you have fun last night with Ron?"
"What…" Hermione says then sees whom she is lying next to. "Oh."
"The water didn't wake him up," Blaise says.
"Didn't think it would," Harry says.
"He'll sleep through anything," Hermione says.
"Well almost anything," Seamus says.
"Yeah. I bet Hermione could wake him up," Dean says.
"How?" Hermione asks.
"Think about it, 'Mione," Harry says. "While you do that, I'll be down stairs."
"We'll go with you," Blaise says. "I don't want to see this."
"First get dress," Harry says. "I don't mind but some other people might."
"Oh," Blaise says blushing.
"Don't be embarrasses. I did the same thing this morning," Harry says.
"You had sex!" Everyone says waking Ron up.
"Who had sex?" Ron asks.
"Harry did," Seamus says.
"Really mate?" Ron asks. "With who?"
"I'll tell you after you get dress," Harry says and walks out of the room.
He hears the cries of protest as he makes his way down to the commons room.
He sits down in a chair in front of the fire place that is not lit being that it is almost Summer and waits for his friends to come find him.
Quickly his friends come down stairs.
"So spill mate," Ron says. "Who was it?"
"Later. Let's go some breakfast," Harry says standing up and walks out of the room before anyone says anything.
Harry gets all the way to the front entrance before his friends catch up to him.
"Come on, Harry. Tell us," Seamus says.
"Tell them what?" Malfoy asks walking up to them. "You got a secret, Scarhead?"
"None of your business, Ferret face," Harry says.
"He got laid last night," Blaise says.
"Wrong," Harry says.
"But you said…" Ron says.
"I didn't get laid last night," Harry says. "I'm the one who did the laying."
"Good for you, Potter. Didn't know you had it in you?" Malfoy says. "So who's the lucky person?"
"Malfoy, why would I tell you when I haven't told my friends?" Harry asks.
"Well go ahead and tell us all now," Malfoy says.
"In your dreams, Malfoy," Harry says.
"Oh you don't want to know what my dreams are about," Malfoy says.
"I'm sure, Malfoy," Harry says. "You have one sick mind."
"You shouldn't talk about having a sick mind, Potter," Malfoy says. "From what I heard, you have a twist kinky streak."
"From what I heard, no one's complained," Harry says.
"Oh please. Who would take you up on the offer?" Malfoy asks.
"You'd be surprised, Malfoy," Harry says smiling then starts to walk again.
"What do you mean by that, Potter?" Malfoy asks as Harry walks into the Great Hall. "Bloody Potter. Gives me a bloody headache."