So after having tea with Zero Snake left for his house WHICH WAS THE DEATH STAR! When he got there he quietly opened the door. He went in and shut the door just as quietly and turned on the light. CLICK. There was a burger that was dressed like Darth Vader standing n the middle of Snakes living room.

"Snake. I am your MOTHER! Wait…FATHER, yeah that's right."

"And this is supposed to be news to me?"

Snake sat down on the couch and turned on the T.V..

"Umm, this is when you fight me with a light saber snake."

" Sigh. I don't have a light saber dad…"

"Fine. Go get a helium tank and fill up 2 balloons. Oh yeah and right 'Highlander on your chest."

"Oh Jesus Christ not this again dad! WHY DO YOU THINK I GET HIGH ALL THE TIME! BECAUSE OF THIS CRAP!"

"Oh god. I think it's time to have the talk…"

"Like about the birds and bees dad?"

No. About drugs son. It's time I teach you how to really snort rocks."

"AWSOME! Wait…what?"\

HEEEEYYY! I CAN MAKE SNAKE A CRACKIE IF I WANT TO SO UH!\

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