I'm gonna update more quickly now! And I'm gonna introduce some famaliar and some unfamaliar faces to this story...Here's Chapter 8!

Chapter 8

Questions 56-60

"We're back folks!" Sonic declared to the viewers (That's you guys reading! Thanks again!).

"Yes! We're back and better than ever! Now we have Kung-Fu grip!" said Knuckles as he clenched his fist over and over again. "See?"

"Yes...anyway, today we're gonna get in touch with our feminine side. Yep, questions 56-60 are gonna be about the women and girls in the Sonic universe!" said the author hedgie.

"Oh yeah, last chapter, it was supposed to be questions 46-55. We only did questions 46-50. What happened to questions 51-55?" Tails asked.

"Well, questions 51-55 were on the uncut, uncensored version of this story and we don't have the kind of technology to show them to the viewers." said the author hedgie.

"That reminds me, how long are you gonna stay here, author hedgie?" Shadow asked.

"I dunna know. I'll go whenever. Maybe when the readers get sick of me, I'll go." said the author hedgie.

"Anyway, let's bring out our girls!" said Sonic.

Amy, Rouge, Cream, and Tikal walked forwards to the guys in a line. "Ok ladies, let's get started with the questions." said Sonic. Just then, the wall fell down and was shattered. That was when...they came.

It was Sally and Mina.

"Sonic! What do you think you're doing?" Sally screamed at Sonic with rage.

"Uh, nothing! Heh heh." said Sonic in defense. He then scooted over to the author hedgie. "I thought you said she was trapped in the jungle!" Sonic whispered to the author hedgie.

"Hmm...they're smarter than I thought. Oh yeah! That reminds me!" said the author hedgie as he rose from his seat and walked towards a stage curtain. "I went to the trouble to go the faaaaaaar reaches of Sonic history and brought back a very loved character from the old Sonic kids cartoon. Let's see if you remember her...". The author hedgie pulled the curtain and behind it, was Breezie the robohedgie.

Sonic aroze from his seats as he hadn't seen Breezie for so long.

(Seriously, that show was made in 1991! Does anyone even remember it? I do! And for those of you who don't know Breezie the robohedgie, she was a hedgehog android with feelings created by Dr. Robotnik (AKA Eggman) in order to distract Sonic from another one of Robotnik's hairbrained schemes. She distracted him and was going to destroy him with this machine that would definitely have destroyed Sonic, but Sonic was infatuated with Breezie and wrote her a love poem. She was so touched by the poem, she saved Sonic from his iminate doom. She then disappeared but left Sonic and Tails with a love poem addressed to Sonic. Sonic never saw her after that...until now...)

"Yeah, you never were nice to me!" Tails yelled with anger at Breezie.

"I'm sorry Tails." said Breezie kindly.

"You know, that outfit is kinda...out dated. Get with the times!" said the author.

(For those of you who don't know what Breezie wears, Breezie wears a red dress, red high heels, red lipstick and she has long blue hair.)

"I know what to do." the author hedgie said. He took Breezie behind the curtain again. About 1 minute later, the author hedgie came back out. "Everybody, introducing...the new and improved Breezie!" Breezie stepped out and she was wearing new clothes. Her hair was flowing down in a curled fashion. She wore a light blue belly shirt with a short blue skirt. Sonic walked over to Breezie and took her hands.

"So faker, who's this? Your old girlfriend?" Shadow asked, teasing Sonic.

"Oh Sonic, it's been so long..." said Breezie happy to see Sonic. She then turned to Shadow. "Sonic, you didn't tell me you had a brother."

Shadow's eyes twitched as he stared at Breezie with anger filled eyes. "Yep. I'm gonna kill her. I'M GONNA KILL HER!" screamed Shadow as he attempted to charge towards Breezie before Knuckles and Omega held him back. "HOW DARE YOU COMPARE ME TO THAT BLUE DEMON! I'M TOUGHER AND FASTER THAN HE IS!"

Then Rouge walked over to Shadow. "Not to mention sexier." She then took Shadow down and started kissing him and touching him.

"Question 56: Why has this happened to Shadow twice in the story so far?" the author asked.

"Because Shadow's sexy." said Amy as she attempted to join Shadow and Rouge, but Knuckles held Amy back. Amy then backed off and shifted her attention so Sonic again. "But then Sonic is hot too..."

"Easy, Seabiscuit!" Knuckles said having trouble keeping Amy back.

"Yes Sonic, who is this? I'm a bit curious about that myself." Sally asked angered as she cracked her fists.

"Sonic! I thought you loved me!" Amy and Mina said at the same time.

Now Sonic was in a 5 way love triangle. Sonic couldn't decide which one he loved the most. Amy, Mina, Sally, or Breezie. Sonic had to choose quickly.

"Haven't you noticed we haven't been asked a single question so far?" Knuckles asked.

"Yeah...anyway let's get started then. Ladies, Question 57: Would you ladies like to see which one of you truly belongs with Sonic?" the author hedgie asked.

All the Sonic-infatuated girls said "YES!"

"Then you must fight each other for him. You know, all four of you. Like, punch each other, slap each other, pull each other's hair...all that good stuff." said the author hedgie.

All four girls started fighting each other as everyone else watched. Sonic ran to the author hedgie and held him up by the shirt. "What do you think you're doing? I don't want them to fight over me!"

"Dude, I'm trying to buy you some time! You better get out of here before they realize you're not here!" said the author hedgie quietly.

"Hey...here's a thought...Question 58: Why do we wear gloves?" Tails asked.

"Hmm...I don't know." said Sonic.

"So, since Sally came, let's ask this question: Question 59: How come a lot of people don't like Sally?" asked the author hedgie.

"I guess it's because of her attitude in the comics." said Tails.

"That, and she and Sonic broke up 1 too many times in the comics to make it tolerable." said Knuckles.

"Now, since little Cream hasn't been asked a question yet, let's bring her up here." said the author hedgie.

"Hi." said Cream kindly.

"Ok Cream, here's your question: Question 60: Why were you called Cream in the first place? I mean, Cream isn't that good of a name."

"Well, when I was born, my mommy Vanilla didn't know what to name me. Then, one day at our house when I was a baby, I found a can of whipped cream and started spraying it everywhere. I guess that's when my mommy decided to call me Cream." Cream explained.

"Wow. I thought Sega just ran out of ideas for names. Kinda like how they did with Black Doom." said the author hedgie.

Sonic, Knuckles, and Tails were still watching the chick fight for Sonic. They examined every last detail of the fight. They then noticed something extraordinary.

"Oh my God! I just now realized why we wear gloves!" screamed Tails.

"What is it? I mean come on! Even I wear gloves and I'm not even a major character!" said the author hedgie.

"The reason we wear gloves is because Sally doesn't!" said Tails with the greatest of logic.

Everyone stood paralyzed for a second as they were astonished by the answer. "YES! It all makes perfect sense!" screamed Knuckles.

"Anyway, that's all for this chapter. But don't worry. We'll give you the results of the Sonic fight next chapter. Because it doesn't look like it's gonna end anytime soon. And, if anyone doesn't win, we'll give away Sonic to a very loyal viewer!"

"Wait a minute! Don't do that!" Sonic screamed at the author.

"Hey, I'm the author. It's my job to make you guys happy, and it's also my job to make you guys angry. Hmm...come to think of it, I don't get paid for this..."

"Anyway, see you folks next chapter!"

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You heard the author man! If no one wins, I'll give away Sonic! Please review and stay tuned for the next chapter!