Disclaimer: Jack and Sam and Teal'c belong to...MGM, I believe. Anyway, they aren't mine. The plot is mine, however.
Enjoy.
Jack O'Neill sighed loudly.
Samantha Carter looked up. "What is it, sir?"
"I have been looking through these nuts for an hour and I have yet to find a single cashew."
Sam laughed. "I'm sorry, sir. I'm afraid Teal'c got there first."
Jack groaned. "Why did I share with him the joy of cashews? Why?" He put his face in his hands. "I feel as though my whole life is wasted." He started shaking and quiet noises escaped him.
Sam peered at him. "Sir, are you okay?"
Jack looked up.
"Are you crying?" Sam asked incredulously.
"You couldn't possibly understand. I love cashews so much. Without them…I just can't go on."
Sam raised an eyebrow. "Sir…"
Jack stood up and looked exasperated. "Fine, fine. Just give me your packet of nuts, will you?"
Sam smiled and tossed him the packet. She watched as Jack tore it open and carefully separated the cashews from the rest of the nuts before gobbling them up hungrily. Smiling, he patted his stomach.
"Thanks, Carter. You're a real pal." He winked at Sam and went his way.
"Yes." Sam murmured. "I'm a pal and you're a real nut."
Yep. It was just a short little one-shot I came up with as I was sifting through a large containter of nuts looking for cashews...Reviews are very welcome and motivate me to continue writing. Thanks.