-At the ice cream parlor-
Ed-so, I would like a Triple Chocolate Utopia please and,(looks up at Al)
Al- I would like a chocolate ice cream cone please
Ice cream dude- all right, that will be $5.20
Ed- that's absurd! i demand a refund!
ice cream dude- but sir, you haven't even paid yet
Ed- exaclty why i want my refund. now hand it over!
ice cream dude-but sir,
Edward- REFUND!
ice cream dude- no sir, I'm sorry but you haven't even ,
Ed- I said I want a refund and that is what I shall get or I will do something horrible!
ice cream dude- rriiiiiiight.(directs his attention behind Ed) next!
Ed growled. Alphonse looked scared.Ed turned heel and marched towards HQ.
Al followed, not sure what he was gonna do next. All the sudden, Edward
turned back around.
Ed- YOUR THE REASON PEOPLE LIKE ME CUT OURSELVES AT NIGHT!
The guy turned to him.
ice cream dude-right.ok will you please leave? Your scaring away all my customers.
Edward turned heel yet again and marched to HQ.
Ed- I'LL BE BACK! YOU'LL SEE! YOU'LL ALL SEE HOW SCARY IT IS! ALL OF YOU!
He pointed to the other three people that were there.
-AT HQ-
Ed- can you beleive how rude he was? I mean i still didn't get my refund even after I asked nicely.
Al- so what are you gonna do now?
Ed looked over to him and smiled evily.
-NEXT DAY AT THE ICE CREAM PARLOR-
Edward walked up to the counter.
Ed- remember me bud?
ice cream dude-(muttering) It's kinda hard not to.
Ed- well today, today you will see how scary my wrath is!
Edward pulled up a dog cage. Smiling evily and opened it slowly. The man yawned and waited til he was done opening the cage. Just then Edward reached at the man and pulled him in.
The man glared out from behind the bars.
Ice cream dude- why have you stuck me in a dog cage? how did i even fit in it anyway? i cant even move!
Ed- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!NOW YOU SHALL FEAR ME!
He pulled out two tooth picks and proped open the mans eyes.
Ed sat the cage in front of a T.V. that suddenly appeared there on my accord and had Barney on it, with out the commercials!
Ed- HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA1 NOW DO YOU FEAR ME?
ice cream man- AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! STOP IT! STOP THIS MADNESS! PLEASE! I'M SCARED! REALLY I AM!
Ed- to late now, cause now you get to sit there and watch a 3 hour marathon of educational television!
Ice cream dude- AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
Ed- MUWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHAHAHAHA!
All right, how was that? I haven't written on this story since this summer i beleive. Please R&R