Summary: Bakura's thoughts on everyone in the Egyptian arc. Don't own Yugioh. Please R/R. Rating for some bad words and safety.

Ramblings of a Tomb Robber:

First Ryou, you want me to explain Atem? Ok, yet it won't be pretty……

Ohhhh, Mr high and mighty himself. My Ra, you should hear him go on. All about crappy justice, his special destiny, yak, yak, yak. I personally think he should shove that "special bloody destiny" UP HIS ARSE! I mean, I tried to be nice to him. When I went to the Palace, I even bought Daddy to say hello. And you know what he did? You know what he did? He pushed me, the mighty not to mention extremely good looking King of Thief to one side, and picked up Daddy kins. Then, when I was just about to blow him to Kingdom come, Daddykins has to appear. That total Kingly Prat cost me my village, my family, everything. And he wears it around his neck to flipping mock me with! Do you expect me to be civil? No, I think not.

Stop looking at me like that Ryou! What, you want to hear to hear about Seto? Well, you asked for it….

Ok, lets start with that hat. My word, that bloody HAT. Have you seen anything like it? It sticks up like Ra's backside. Not to mention bad colour code. UGH. As for his nature, he could freeze the flipping sun itself. He carries that blinkin rod around, to flirt with Isis no less. He stands there and strokes it. And what's worse, when he looks at you and strokes it. I needed therapy after that unfortunate encounter with his Rod stroking obsession.

Ok, you can come out of the closet, Ryou. Sorry, I guess I got a bit personal there…how about a more pleasing ally? Oh yes, Isis.

HOT. And I mean it. Her downside is she never shows any cleavage. Once, she caught me trying to look down her dress you know, to see if they were real and I got a Sennen Tauk imprint on my forehead. Not nice.

Ryou, wipe that "you deserved it" look off your face at once. Anyway, moving on. The dark priest? Oh boy, here goes….

Anyway, this chap just stands around watching people. I guess the highlight of his day is when Shadi fell head first into cow dung. Only that he turns into a dark Priest, yak yak yak. I wasn't observing much, being dead, Then he tries to kill the BEWD girl. But I know what he was really trying to do. Previson runs in the Seto family.

Ohh, one of my personal faves. Mahooda, the former owner of the Sennen Ring…

Oh, where do I start? This plonker actually thought he had a chance to defeat me, the mighty King of Thief. He is advisor to the Ra damned Pharaoh, and creepily stalks him. He says it is to keep Atem safe. But I know better….He he he.

Ok, I promise I won't mention that again, Ryou. Who next? Oh yes…Shadi.

Can't say in one place long enough. Total plonk. Bad dress sense, is totally bald and wears huge golden earrings. So mysterious. Hangs out with Rod stroking Boy. Bad image in head. Get out, get out, GET OUT!

Ryou, come out from under the bed. No, I won't tell you that particular image….How about another person? Yes, I know about Kisara, you plonk…..

Well, she is pretty damn hot if you count she has a bloody great lizard in her brain. I might consider her myself if she wasn't so under the influence of Seto.

What do you mean, anymore girls? Yes, alright there is Mana….

Heaven help us. I was overjoyed when I saw her face when I whooped Mahooda's arse. She is just some lame girl who hangs out with that Prat Pharaoh.

Ryou, who the heck is Karim?

BB3: This is told from Bakura's POV! I actually like all these characters. Please R/R.

Cat: Or send a dozen computer bugs to her address.

BB3: I'm sorry! I had to change it a bit because it was too scripty. That would be against Fanfiction rules. If you didn't get it, it was Bakura telling Ryou about all the people he encountered in the Egyptian arc. Thanks to my reviewer for warning me about this!