Koiji's Top Ten

Hosted by Koiji,

Recorded by Joe because Juel Haruna is locked up (The reason is obvious!)

YES! I GOT REVIEWS! Now as I've promised, eppie. #2!

Blac1990: (Bows) That's strange, I thought so too before a friend of mine told me about an episode with someone trying to take it off, but it wouldn't budge! (Of course, I'm not sure if that's tru…)

Mysisterthinksimasquijum: (Blush) Aw, I'm special! About your story, I can't seem to find it! Have you not updated yet or is it on another site?

AEC1990: YES! I AM FUNNY! (I guess) I'm surprised actually, 'cause my sis laughed at it too. Oh, and nice deduction! But we'll get to that in this chapter everybody! (BTW, are you like, related to Blac1990? It's just a hunch . . . I M NOT A STALKER!)

Okay peoples! Time for the long awaited episode! And don't forget to review like the wonderful 3 above did!

(The totally random announcer's voice comes on)

"Everyone, please give a round of applause to the amazing and spectacular Koiji!"

Everyone applause this time as Koiji walks onto the stage, taking a seat at her desk.

"Sup people! Welcome again to Koiji Co.! I'm so glad that our last show was such a success! And we got some great reviews from our guest authors in the front!"

Blac1990, Mysisterthinksimasquijum, and AEC1990 are sitting in front row seats eating cookies while the crowd applauses for them.

"Glad you three could make it! And now let's begin the-"

"KOIJI!" Kokoro cried as she burst into the auditorium, "The author has escaped her cage!"

Everyone gasps in horror and a baby starts to cry.

Koiji stands up, "HOLY CHEESE CAKE! Uh, I mean, everyone don't be alarmed! Kokoro, go look for her and if you need any help, get Joe!"

Joe looks over to Kokoro and blushes.

Kokoro rushes out and Koiji sits back down.

"As I was saying, without a further ado, let's begin our once-every-few-reviews Top Ten! May I welcome, OUR SENSHI FRIENDS!"

The cast of Sailor moon comes out from behind the curtain and forms a line (like last time).

The Top Ten on Why Sailor Moon's Skirt is so Small:

Sailor Uranus

10.) What? I didn't do anything with them!

Sailor Mercury

9.) The circulation in the body plus the energy flow would disrupt the balance of-

Sailor Saturn

8.) I haven't really noticed . . .

Sailor Venus

7.) Well, I saw this guy, and he was a villain, but he was so cute, so…

Sailor Pluto

6.) We ran out of fabric okay!

Sailor Mars

5.) Hey! It gets really suffocating in battle you know!

Sailor Neptune

4.) There was this big sale at Wal-mart.

Sailor Mini Moon

3.) IT'S NAOKO'S FAULT! NAOKO'S FAULT I TELL YOU!

Sailor Jupiter

2.) Hey wait a minute, this looks like that skirt from kindergarten-OH MY GOSH!

"And the number one reason to Why Sailor Moon's skirt is so small is . . ."

Tuxedo Mask

1.) I'm sorry Yugi, Bakura didn't steal your scissors, I uh, hehe, it's a funny story actually!

Everyone roars with applause as the cast walks off the stage.

"Thank you all for coming! This concludes Koiji's Top Ten! Please throw all trash in trash bins near the exit and remember to-"

"KOIJI! LOOK OUT!"

Juel suddenly crashed down from the ceiling as Kokoro pushed Koiji out of the way.

"I . . . SMELL . . . COOKIES . . . !" Juel looked down to the 3 authors in front.

"NOOOOOO! DON'T KILL US!"

The three rush out of the building and the entire studio audience runs around yelling and screaming!

"JOE!" Kokoro cries, "GET THE NET AND-"

ppht . . .

buzzz, snap!

crackle!

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . .. .

. . . . . . . clink!

Koiji stands up from under a pile of wood and pipes. The studio is demolished, and the audience is witnessing this from the parking lot.

"Ehem…uh. . ."

Kokoro and Joe emerge from another pile of rubble holding a huge net with Juel stuck in it. The two give Koiji a thumbs up, and Joe focuses the camera.

"Okay everyone, sorry about that. Now that the animal-"

"HEY!"

"Is tied and secured, we will be working on the studio for the rest of the day. Good timing too. Well, see ya soon folks!"

Okay, interesting huh? Just so you know, I'm not that much of a psycho, but watch out! Beware of the cookies! They will slowly overpower you! Anyway, Koiji and her gang will be busy repairing the studio, so that gives you plenty of time to review! Next episode will be The Top Ten on Who Conan Edogawa (Jimmy Kudo) Should Date! L8r humans!

-Juel H.