Voice Actors:
Pamela Segal… Calvin
Ryan Stiles… Hobbes
Megan Cavanaugh… Mom
Kurtwood Smith… Dad
Daveigh Chase… Susie/Rosalyn
Elizabeth Daily… Moe
Colin Mochrie… Sherman/Policeman 1
Andrew Lawrence… Andy
Drew Carey… Teacher Creature/Man in the Costume
Dee Bradley Baker… Various Voices
Soundtrack:
Love is Coming Through the Door: Stew: Opening Theme
When the Going Gets Tough, the Tough Get Going: Billy Ocean: Looking for a new home
Ghostbusters: Ray Parker Jr.
When I Look to the Sky: Train
Run With Us: Kevin Gilis: Running from the Creature
Be Your Friend: Michael W Smith: Calvin and Hobbes reunite/Music Video
Get Through: Mark Joseph: Searching for Calvin
Attack of the Monster Briefcase: The Flower Kings: Unmasking the Creature
Whenever You're Near Me: Ace of Base: Credits
Ghosts: David Sylvain: Credits
Anytime You Need a Friend: The Beau Sisters: Credits/Sung by Calvin and Hobbes
Lyrics:
Anytime You Need a Friend (Calvin and Hobbes Version):
Calvin: When you're sad,
When your Transmogrifier's gone low.
When you're hurtling through time, and don't know where to go.
Think of me-
There I'll be,
Anytime you need a friend.
Hobbes: When you're down,
And your Stupendousness runs out,
Or if you're in trouble, heh, no doubt,
It's OK-
Turn my way
Anytime you need a friend.
Hobbes: When you're scared, I will stay with you,
Calvin: When your wagon's falling, I'll scream with you.
Hobbes: When your heart breaks…
Calvin: Excuse me?
Hobbes: …I'll ease your aches,
Calvin & Hobbes: Whatever it takes, I'll do. Anytime you need a friend.
Calvin: All our lives…
Hobbes: Anywhere we are…
C & H: Just reach out-I'll never be too far.
Calvin: When school's out in May, here I'll stay.
Hobbes: Anytime you need a friend.
Hobbes: When you're scared, I will stay with you.
Calvin: When your wagon's falling, I'll scream with you.
Hobbes: When a vase breaks…
Calvin: …G.R.O.S.S. plans we make…
Hobbes: Whatever it is, I'm in.
C & H: Anytime you need a friend!
Calvin: When school's out in May, here I'll stay!
Hobbes: From now until the summer's end…
C & H: Anytime you need a friend.
Calvin: I'll be there.
Hobbes: Taking care.
C & H: Anytime you need a friend.
Trailer:
Narrator: They mesmerized audiences all over the world with their first movie. Now they're back, and ready to rejoin the game of heroism.
Calvin: Dad's mutating into some hideous beast from the Planet Zorgywogry!
Hobbes: No comic books for the rest of the month.
Narrator: One is an inventor…
Hobbes: Isn't that your hypercube?
Calvin: It can store an infinite amount of objects.
Narrator: …who never says die.
Calvin: I'm trying to be a superhero in here. Do you mind?
Narrator: The other is a tiger who always says…
Hobbes: WE'RE GONNA DIE!
Narrator: They've made gadgets…
Calvin fiddles around with the Duplicator.
Narrator: …they've made games…
Calvin and Hobbes play Calvinball throughout the gym.
Narrator: …and they've made a new movie.
Calvin: We're not going to spend one more moment in this TV-hating, girl-liking, doctor-going-to environment! Pack your toothpaste. We're running away from this sickening wasteland those miscreants call home!
Narrator: This time, they're taking on a spooky old legend…
Hobbes: There once was a science teacher in that school, and when some sickly chemicals blew up in his face, he became the Teacher Creature.
Calvin: I don't care if the Grand Saint of the Hokey-Pokey is in there. If we can get rid of the Creature, we can be heroes again!
Narrator: Get ready for action…
Calvin sees the werewolf.
Calvin: Don't eat me! I'm loaded with Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs! There's sugar in them! You fangs will fall out!
Narrator: …suspense…
Calvin: Donning his red mask and cape, he transforms into… Stupendous Man! DA, DA, DA, DA, DA, DU, DUMMMM!
Narrator: …mystery…
Calvin discovers the furnace and its contents.
Calvin: Something seems wrong here… Pause…why would the Creature cook tuna? That's not how you do it!
Narrator: …and Creatures.
Calvin and Hobbes see the Creature for the first time.
Calvin: Give him a can of tuna. The bad smell might knock him out.
Hobbes: I beg your pardon?
Teacher Creature: GROWL!
C+H: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
Narrator: Calvin and Hobbes 2: Attack of the Teacher Creature
C+H: 3…2…1…BLAST OFF!
Also, to answer Swing's question, that was not Lenny the Lion in the school, I'll tell you that much...
Also, I have a little treat for you all...
Narrator: They fired the imagination twice for millions around the world. Now they've returned to the big screen in an all-new movie.
Calvin and Hobbes tumble out of the car.
Narrator: Calvin and Hobbes!
Calvin: Geronimo!
Narrator: Nickelodeon Movies proudly presents your ticket to the third installment of the Calvin and Hobbes movie series.
Dad: Everyone get in the car!
Calvin: Important day, Dad?
Dad: We're going camping!
A spaceship soars over Calvin and Hobbes.
Retro: Get out've my way!
Narrator: But something has gone wrong!
Uncle Max: Hello?
Dad: Max, you've got to get over right away.
Narrator: Someone has returned to Earth…
Hobbes: Retro's back, and because of that, we're going to die!
Calvin: We can handle him!
Narrator: …and it'll take heroes with nerves of steel…
Calvin: All for one!
Hobbes: And one for all!
Retro drives his car into the forest after Calvin and Hobbes.
Retro: I'll get you, ya little pest!
Narrator: …to bring the magic back.
The car falls through a hole in the ground.
Retro: Sooner or later.
Narrator: This summer…
Canoe Guy: There are tales of treasure buried out there on that island.
Calvin: Grab the canoe! We're goin' treasure hunting!
Dad: Hold on there!
Narrator: …you're invited to unwind…
Max: We're going to go crazy!
Narrator: …take a load off…
A load of sand is dumped all over Retro.
Galaxoid: Was that supposed to happen?
Nebular: I don't think so.
Narrator: …and experience life on the slow track…
Max: Yeeho!
Retro's Claw-Car rips the campsite apart.
Retro: A treasure, eh? I'll beat him to it!
Narrator: Starring Dad…
Dad: There's no gold on this island.
Narrator: …Mom…
Mom: You and your roughing ways.
Narrator: …Uncle Max…
Max: I'm in. What's the plan?
Narrator: …and Calvin and Hobbes.
Calvin and Hobbes are flung out of the Claw-Car and sail into a palm tree.
Calvin: This one's going down in the GROSS Logbook.
Hobbes: He's not getting a star by his name.
Narrator: Calvin & Hobbes 3: Trouble Island. This summer, share the wonder with your family.
Calvin: If we don't get rid of him this time, I'm quitting show business.
Hobbes: As if that would work.
Narrator: Soaring into theaters July 20th, 2005.