A/N: For the last time, you have been warned!

Co-authored by silverstars78-she's my sister.

Characters: Rey, Eddie, John, Randy, Undertaker, JBL, certain RAW stars too, etc...(mentions of Cena/Orton slash)

This is kinda dumb, so don't expect it to be smart. :)

Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN THE WWE AND ALL THE WRESTLERS COZ IF I DID, I'D BE LIVIN' HIGH 'N MIGHTY IN THE U.S.

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The Darth Vader thingy is JBL's scheme. It's pretty dang stupid...well, the voice is Darth Vader's coz there really is a product that converts your voice to DVader's...seriously. It's a helmet-type thingy...haha Product Placement.

Chapter 1: Love is True

Cena, disguised as Darth Vader(bad disguise issues here),popped out from below the table where Eddie was (finished) eating.

"You know your ex-friend Rey is cute, EDDIE." Cena-I mean "Darth Vader" taunted Eddie. Unfortunately, Eddie couldn't guess who it was.

"I've got something to say. Since when were you interested in wrestling?" asked a confused Eddie.

"I am. You don't know it 'cause you only see me on the screen." fibbed John.

"Okay..." Eddie said.

"Now, back to what I was saying,"John interrupted,"REY IS CUTE! REY IS CUTE!" he teased.

"FINE!"Eddie shouted at the annoying Darth Vader. "Maybe a little, sure."

"That's the spirit. Now keep going!" John bribed.

This 'bribing' went on and on for minutes until Eddie finally confessed. "OKAY! I l-l-like Rey. He IS cute!"

"Oh for God's sake,"John motivated,"LIKE isn't appropriate.More like LOVE." John exaggerated the word 'love'.

"Fine...i-it's love." Eddie spat out, blushing.

"No need to be shy. Admitting is an act...' he paused for effect."A CLASS ACT!" he exclaimed, taking off the disguise helmet.

"WHY YOU, CENA!" Eddie shouted angrily. Before he could say anymore, lots of wrestlers pop out of different hiding places where he couldn't imagine they would be in.

"And the guest of honor," Randy said,"Rey himself."

Rey came in, eyes red from "emotional issues". He took Eddie from the back of his neck and ushered him into some kind of private lounge. They locked the door and had a heart-to-heart. They conversed for around an hour about certain personal topics then...

"Ese," Eddie said softly, "I'll just summarize all my emotions... into 3 words... I love you, as more than a friend."

With this, Eddie used his finger to prop up Rey's chin. Rey knew exactly what was going on. He smiled and put both of his hands on Eddie's face. They slowly neared each other, then, at the same time, they pulled each other to a very sweet and passionate kiss, arms around each other. They even locked tongues. Little did they know that Cena forgot to turn off his video camera which was inside the room, with a good view of Rey and Eddie(it was there because he repaired it and left it there as a testing spot). They slowly made their way to the floor, engaging in a new position. "I love you too, ese," Rey whispered. The two made out for around twenty minutes(yikes!) then Rey suddenly fell asleep. Eddie caught up with the atmosphere and fell asleep too. Two hours later, they woke up and had some discussions--cuddled up on the floor. They were in there for 5 hours(double yikes!). Finally they came out, looking refreshed. Mark (Undertaker) came in.

"Did you two make up?" he asked Rey.

Rey just glanced at him.

Mark took this as a sign not to disturb them. "Sorry."

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John, dressed in a shirt and his usual just-below-the-knee pants and rubber shoes, was headed for the parking lot to go to his hotel room.

"Okay...backpack, check...video cam, not check-damn! Randy, gimme a while to find my cam!", he shouted to Randy, who was waiting for everyone to load in.

John searched the lounge.

I've searched this entire room, he thought, I've searched the tables, drawers, chairs, carpets, cabinets, compartments, the book-I didn't search the bookcase! He stepped over to the bookcase, looking around to make sure no-one was watching. He hissed out a silent 'yes' then retrieved his video camera. The battery looks dead- time for a charge.

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AT THE PARKING LOT...

John made his way to his car.

"I got the camera!", John said, exhaustedly.

"I see," said Randy, "now can we go?"

"Okay then." Mark, Dave(Batista), Paul Levesque(Triple H), Paul London, Booker T, Randy and of course, himself, hopped into John's car(must be pretty hard driving that-those guys put together weigh around 1574 pounds! Yikes!). Rey and Eddie were in Rey's car, for some reason. It was an hour's drive.

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ONE HOUR LATER..

John made a mad dash for his hotel room. He dug around in his bag for a charger and plugged it in. The others (who came from his car plus JBL) came in his room too.

"Let's see what this thing recorded." John said, turning on his camera, which was connected to both the TV and the charger. Click. John pressed play. He allowed it to run for a while until Rey and Eddie came in. Mixed reactions were heard throughout the room. Dave didn't seem to fight with Paul LeVesque-rather, he hiked up chats with him. Paul London had just opened a can of soda and started taking multiple gulps(yum!). Booker fiddled around with some wire, eager to know what would go on. The tape ran. When Eddie said the "three words", Dave dropped his bag of popcorn, JBL's jaw dropped in surprise. Paul (London) spat his soda out(as a result of shock)onto the other Paul(I'll just call Triple H P.L.V.)which got him back to his senses. When the kiss came, P.L.V. rose from his chair.

"That's it. I'm outta here.", he said, leaving the room."Oh, and Paul-you're gonna pay. Hah-kidding."

The others stared at him for a while , then turned their heads back to the TV screen, watching in disgust. Randy was making a list of people who quitted. So far, P.L.V. had left. That was one check so far. Booker then rose up, prepared to hurl. His immediate action was heading off to the bathroom. Mark left, followed by Paul, then JBL stepped out, with a disgusted face. Booker came back, relieved. When Booker returned it was the sleeping scene, which made Randy fall asleep too. Tons of checks were on the list

"Relieved?" John asked.

"Yup. Much better." Booker said.

TWO HOURS LATER...

"Finally!" John exclaimed.

"Huh?" Randy groggily said, yawning.

They were able to finish the whole thing. John had been able to control his disgust. Booker left for his room, and Randy climbed into a bed.

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Randy bolted awake at 3 am.

"JOHN!" he screamed.

John slowly got up, rubbing his eyes. "Whaaaa? Randy?" Randy dashed for John's bed and cuddled into him.

"Randy what's wrong?" John asked.

"I j-j-just had a horrid dream that Rey and Eddie found out that we caught them and they beat the hell outta us." Randy said, shaking from fright.

"Guess that means we should tell them. And go back to sleep-it's 3 am."

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WHEN THE MORNING CAME...

They drove off early to the arena. Just their luck Rey and Eddie were there too.

"Hi John. Hey Randy," Rey said, slapping high-fives to the two men,"what's up?"

"I'm very, very sorry," John said guiltily,"w-w-we caught you-"

"Caught us where? What?" Rey said, a not so happy look on his face.

"We caught you making out!" John managed to spit out.

Rey and Eddie both turned deep scarlet.

John explained how the camera was there as a test to see if it was working fine. They understood, though they made them SWEAR that they would NOT reveal their lil' relationship to nothin' on earth.

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IN EDDIE'S LOCKER ROOM...

Rey and Eddie seemed to be "in the mood". They then started cuddling together and making out.

Someone was coming, someone quite lightweight so unfortunately, the two didn't hear the comer.

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Who is the dirty little rat who will find out about their love? Find out in Chapter 2-COMING SOON.