Let's Talk, a beyblade fanfic

Hello readers! This is completely random, but I decided to give you all something to read while working on updating my other fics. I know it's been a while, but I hope this'll keep you all happy until I post the final chapter of Reflections, which should be very, very soon! This is just meant to be a scenario of the beybladers on instant messenger…chaos will ensue. Mwahahaha!

Disclaimer: 'Beyblade' and 'G-Revolution' and all associated characters and names are property of © Aoki Takao · BB3Project, TV Tokyo, licensed by d-rights Inc. I do not own Beyblade in any way and in writing this fiction I am not making a single cent/penny/any other form of currency. So don't sue. Please

Let's Talk

By AngeLhearteD

One day on instant messenger:

World Champ has just signed in.

(2 seconds)

Ninja Turtle has just signed in.

(4 seconds)

World Champ says: Hey, is that you Max?

Ninja Turtle says: How did you know: )

World Champ says: Well I kind of looked at the turtle name and…what's up with the Ninja thing dude?

Ninja Turtle says:) Uh, I was trying to be stealthy!

World Champ says: Right…well that worked!

Ninja Turtle: Heh.

World Champ says: So, where are the other guys?

Ninja Turtle says: Ray should be coming any second now!

World Champ: Cool! I wanna talk about the new tournament that's coming up!

Ninja Turtle says: Oh yeah, that'll be so cool!

World Champ says: I'll win again, of course, hehhehheh!

Ninja Turtle says: ; Heh heh…

Drigger Slash has just signed in.

Tyson ate all the food again has just signed in.

Ninja Turtle says: Hey Tyson, who's 'Tyson ate all the food again'?

World Champ says: Daichi…isn't that obvious?

Ninja Turtle adds Tyson ate all the food again and Drigger Slash to the conversation.

Tyson ate all the food again says: Tyson, why is my fridge so empty? You must've eaten all the food when you came around!

World Champ says: I came around yesterday, and when I left the food was still in the fridge!

Tyson ate all the food again says: Then why is my fridge empty again?

World Champ says: Maybe because you're such a pig you ate it all yourself!

Tyson ate all the food again says: No way man, there's no way I'd finish my own food that fast!

World Champ says: Wanna bet?

Drigger Slash says: At it again huh?

Ninja Turtle says: Yep. Daichi and Tyson, you gotta love them both!

Galux Kitty has just signed in.

The Chief has just signed in.

Lone Wolf has just signed in.

Lone Wolf has signed out.

Ninja Turtle adds The Chief and Galux Kitty to the conversation.

Ninja Turtle says: Hey guys! Come and join in!

Galux Kitty says: Actually, I'm a girl! And who are you?

Drigger Slash says: Hey Mariah.

Galux Kitty says: Hi Ray!

Ninja Turtle says: I'm Max ;;

Galux Kitty says: Huh? What's up with the Ninja thing?

World Champ says: Max was trying to be stealthy!

Ninja Turtle says: Fine, fine I'll change it!

Mayonnaise rules says: Is that better?

Galuz Kitty says: Are you trying to be mayonnaise now?

Mayonnaise rules says: No, I love mayonnaise!

Tyson ate all the food again says: I'm hungry…

I hate Ming Ming has just signed in.

Mayonnaise rules adds I hate Ming Ming to the conversation.

World Champ says: Aw no, Max, why'd you do that, now Hilary's going to get on my case!

I hate Ming Ming says: Yeah right! Like I don't have anything better to do than yell at you!

Drigger Slash says: Hey Chief. Are you there?

World Champ says: Hey Kenny!

I hate Ming Ming says: Hi Kenny!

The Chief says: Hi guys. I'm currently transferring some data to Emily.

Galux Kitty says: Wooo! Emily of the All-Starz and Kenny! Sharing data!

I hate Ming Ming says: Hahahaha! Kenny and Emily sitting in a tree!

Galux Kitty says: S-h-a-r-i-n-g!

Drigger Slash says: Heh, cut it out Mariah…don't embarrass poor Kenny.

The Chief says: Hilary, how can you say such a thing, change your username!

I hate Ming Ming says: Never! I HATE Ming Ming!

The Chief says: Because she can sing and you can't, because she looks so amazing, because she's so popular! Because she can beyblade and you can't!

I hate Ming Ming says: …

World Champ says: …Kenny!

Tyson ate all the food again says: …Huh? You have food?

Drigger Slash says: …

Galux Kitty says: …

Mayonaise rules says: …

The Chief says: I'll uh…I'll just get back to my data!

The Chief has signed out.

Galux Kitty says: Well that was rude! Don't you listen to him Hilary!

I hate Ming Ming says: I won't! And Kenny, I'm not talking to you ever again!

Mayonnaise rules says: He's gone Hilary. And I'm sure he didn't mean it that way!

World Champ says: Girls! All you do is argue!

Galux Kitty says: Haha, look who's talking! All you boys do is stink!

Drigger Slash says: Is that what all boys do?

Galux Kitty says: All boys except you Ray ; )

Drigger Slash says: Ha…hear that Tyson?

Tyson ate all the food again says: I'm so hungry, I could eat a whole chicken!

Don't talk to me has just signed in.

World Champ says: Speaking of chickens…

World Champ adds Don't talk to me to the conversation

Lone Wolf has just signed in.

Mayonnaise rules adds Lone Wolf to the conversation.

Mayonnaise rules says: Aha, you're not getting away this time!

Lone Wolf says: You actually noticed? Clearly you're not as dense as you look.

I hate Ming Ming says: Hey, that's so rude! Can't you ever be nice?

Lone Wolf says: …Who the hell are you?

World Champ says: That's Hilary. Hey Tala! Didn't expect to see you here! Hey Kai!

Lone Wolf says: Hilary…is that the worthless brunette who has no function on your team other than to cheerlead…or should I say…attempting to cheerlead…

Galux Kitty says: Hey, watch what you say!

Lone Wolf says: Oh great. The other pink bimbo is here too.

Drigger Slash says: Tala, stop that.

Lone Wolf says: I don't believe I take orders from anyone, and there's nothing to stop.

Galux Kitty says: You're such a stuck up jerk!

Lone Wolf says: Pfft. I'm so offended.

Tyson ate all the food again says: Hey Tala, when are you and I gonna have a rematch!

Lone Wolf says: In your nightmares…where you'll lose.

Seaborg has just signed in.

Falborg has just signed in.

Lone Wolf has added Falborg and Seaborg to the conversation.

Lone Wolf says: Finally, some sense. Hey guys.

Seaborg says: Hey Tala.

Falborg says: Hello Tala.

World Champ says: Kai? HEY KAI!

Lone Wolf says: Are you blind Tyson? Can't you read his username? Or should I translate into Tyson-ease?

Seaborg says: Goo goo gaa gaa…

Lone Wolf says: Ha ha!

World Champ says: No! He's just doing it on purpose…KAI! I have something important to tell you!

Don't talk to me says: …

Mayonnaise rules says: Hi Kai!

Drigger Slash says: Hey Kai.

Tyson ate all the food again says: Kai mister!

I hate Ming Ming says: Hi Kai: )

Galux Kitty says: Hmph! He doesn't even deserve any helloes!

Don't talk to me says: …What is it Tyson…?

World Champ says: Hiiiiiii : )

Lone Wolf says: …

Don't talk to me says: …

Mayonnaise rules says: )

Galux Kitty says: What's going on?

I hate Ming Ming says: Don't ask me.

Falborg says: What are you doing here?

Galux Kitty says: Who, me?

I hate Ming Ming says: Who, me?

Falborg says: …Forget it.

Galux Kitty says: Are you starting something mister?

Falborg says: The name's Bryan.

Lone Wolf says: Hah! If he was starting something, your nine lives would already be over.

Seaborg says: Right on Tala.

Mayonnaise rules says: Hey Bryan and Spencer

Falborgsays: …Let me guess…you're Max.

Mayonnaise rules says: How'd you know?

Falborg says: It's rather obvious.

World Champ says: Kai, why aren't you talking?

Drigger Slash says: Uh, Tyson, maybe you should leave Kai alone right now.

World Champ says: But Kai!

I hate Ming Ming says: Kai, are you even there?

Tyson ate all the food again says: KAI! HELLOOOOO!

World Champ says: C'mon Kai, answer dude!

Lone Wolf says: …

Falborgsays: …

Seaborg says: …

Mayonnaise rules says: What's up guys?

Galux Kitty says: What is '…' supposed to mean?

Tyson ate all the food again says: Hey, what's happening!

World Champ says: KAI! Hey Kai, I know you're there!

Galux Kitty says: Hmph, he's too high and mighty to reply!

Drigger Slash says: Mariah, leave Kai alone.

Galux Kitty says: I wasn't even talking to that jerk!

Lone Wolf says: Hey, drop it.

Rock Bison has just signed in.

(2 seconds)

Michael X has just signed in.

(10 seconds)

Black Lion has just signed in.

(1 second)

Julia and Raul has just signed in

Mayonnaise rules says: Wow, so many people!

(Author's note: Arghhhh so many people to writeOo; )

Mayonnaise rules has just added Rock Bison, Michael X, Black Lion and Julia and Raul to the conversation.

Mayonnaise rules says: Hey guys! Hey Rick, Michael and Raul. Hi Julia

Julia and Raul says: Hi

Falborg says: We got you the first time…

Rock Bison says: What are you losers doing here?

Seaborg says: Who are you calling the loser, man?

World Champ says: KAI!

Tyson ate all the food again says: KAIIIII dude, Tyson's gonna explode!

Galux Kitty says: Hi Lee: )

Black Lion says: Hey Mariah. Hi Ray. How are you guys?

Drigger Slash says: Hey Lee. I'm good. How are you?

Black Lion says: I'm good. So, what's happening?

Drigger Slash says: The usual…Daichi is complaining he's hungry…Tyson can't get Kai's attention…

World Champ says: I so can, watch me! Kai, did you hear on the news?

(5 seconds)

(10 seconds)

World Champ says: Grrrr why won't you answer?

Lone Wolf says: Kai…

Don't talk to me says: …What, Tala?

World Champ says: Huh? Why are you talking to Tala but not to me?

Lone Wolf says: Simple. Because I talk sense…and you don't.

Falborg says: sniggers

Don't talk to me says: …What do you want Tyson?

World Champ says: I just wanna chat dude! But you're being so boring! Say something!

Don't talk to me says: …Something.

World Champ says: Huh?

Don't talk to me says: …

Lone Wolf says: Tyson, you really are too much.

Falborg says: Losers.

Rock Bison says: Who are you calling a loser?

Black Lion says: I hope you're not calling White Tiger X losers.

Rock Bison says: Ha, I don't even need to tell you that!

Michael X says: Shut up Rick!

Rock Bison says: Make me!

Michael X says: I'm gonna find a way to get you off the PPB All-Starz!

Rock Bison says: Yeah right, you can leave, you can't even blade!

Mayonnaise rules says: Uh…heh heh, guys, can't you try to get along?

Tyson ate all the food again says: I'm so hungry!

I hate Ming Ming says: Why don't you go and eat then Daichi?

Tyson ate all the food again says: Because Tyson ate all my fooood!

World Champ says: For the last time, I did not!

Julia and Raul say: You guys are so funny!

Galux Kitty says: Why are you two typing the same thing twice?

Lone Wolf says: Finally, the bimbo asks an intelligent question.

Galux Kitty says: Tala, you big jerk!

Falborg says: Shut it!

Drigger Slash says: Don't talk to her like that!

Black Lion says: Hey, leave Mariah alone, if you want a fight, pick on someone your own size!

Falborgsays: Well that obviously isn't you, shrimp.

Lone Wolf says: Ha ha! Good one Bryan.

Tyson ate all the food again says: You guys think you're so tough!

Lone Wolf says: We don't think, kid. We know.

Don't talk to me says: …Tala.

World Champ says: Hey, Kai's talking!

I hate Ming Ming says: Yeah, and not to you.

Lone Wolf says: What?

Julia and Raul says: Because we're twins.

Mayonnaise rules says: Cool: ) Mayonnaise rules! And SUGARRR.

I hate Ming Ming says: Well that's very nice Max…and random!

Mayonnaise rules says: Yep: )

Don't talk to me says: Separate box…you, Bryan and Spencer.

Lone Wolf says: Hah. Finally, Kai. Well, I guess we'll leave the kiddy corner then. See ya.

Falborgsays: Losers.

Seaborg says: Hah, yeah.

World champ says: Huh? Kai! Why are you…Kai, what's the big idea?

Don't talk to me says: Tyson.

World Champ says: Yeah?

Don't talk to me says: Don't talk to me.

Don't talk to me, Lone Wolf, Falborg and Seaborg have left the conversation (to continue a separate one between the four of them ).

Drigger Slash says: sigh Always a pleasure talking to you and the other Blitzkrieg Boys Kai…

Rock Bison says: Hmph, what a stuck up ass that Kai is. His team aren't half so hard!

Drigger Slash says: Hey, you don't even know Kai, so stop calling him names!

World Champ says: Yeah, quit it Rick!

I hate Ming Ming says: Kai and his team got to the finals, better than your team did!

Rock Bison says: They cheated!

Mayonnaise rules says: No way, Kai is always an honest blader!

World Champ says: He does have commitment issues though…

Rock Bison says: Oh please, Kai's just a pretty boy with fancy face paint! And Tala isn't much different!

Black Lion says: They're tougher than you, without the need to weight-lift man!

Galux Kitty says: Lee, are you sticking up for those jerks!

Black Lion says: NO WAY!

Julia and Raul says: Sounded like it

Julia and Raul says: Sounded like it.

Tyson ate all the food again says: You guys are weird!

Galux Kitty says: Stop talking about Kai!

Michael X says: They already have! And shut your mouth Rick, you wouldn't be saying all this if Kai was still here! Someone get Kai back here!

Rock Bison says: Hey, who's side are you on Michael?

Michael X says: Not yours!

Galux Kitty says: Stop talking about Kai!

World Champ says: Man, I'm so bored; I'm tempted to try and bug the Blitzkrieg Boys again…

Drigger Slash says: Leave them alone, Tyson.

Ming Ming has just signed in.

(5 seconds)

The Chief has just signed in.

I hate Ming Ming says: Oh no…NOOOOOO

Galux Kitty says: Huh? Hilary, are you okay?

Michael X says: Hey, it's that hot chick from BEGA.

World Champ says: Hey, who added her?

The Chief says: Eheheheheh…

I hate Ming Ming says: KENNY!

Galux Kitty says: KENNY!

Julia and Raul says: KENNY!

The Chief has added Ming Ming to the conversation.

Ming Ming says: Oh, hi guys: )

Mayonnaise rules says: Hey Ming Ming!

Ming Ming says: Sooo Kenny, you wanna introduce me to your little friends?

I hate Ming Ming says: WHO ARE YOU CALLING LITTLE!

Ming Ming says: Oh, temper temper you must be my biggest fan: )

Drigger Slash says: Oo;;

Rock Bison says: Hey, you're cute!

Michael X says: Shut up Rick! She's not interested in an overgrown ape like you!

Ming Ming says: Now, now boys. Which one of you is Kai?

I hate Ming Ming says: Arghhh GET OUT OF THIS CONVERSATION!

The Chief says: M…Ming Ming…w…why are you asking for…uh…K…Kai?

Ming Ming says: Oh, I heard Boris talking about Kai and…

Everyone: BORIS!

World Champ says: That creep!

I hate Ming Ming says: Get out!

Galux Kitty says: Leave!

The Chief says: Ehehehe don't listen to them…M…Ming Ming…

Ming Ming says: pouts Aw, I don't think these are my fans Kenny. Thanks for inviting me anyway…

The Chief says: NOOO don't go please!

I hate Ming Ming says: Haha, that's right, go you big blue-haired bimbo!

Ming Ming says: That's okay Kenny. I don't think I can make it to look at your beyblade collection…but I'll send you my latest record signed, okay?

The Chief says: …Oh…oh…a…alright…Ming Ming…

Ming Ming says: Ta ta boys ; )

World Champ says: Bye…

The Chief says: sobs

Tyson ate all the food again says: Bye!

Rock Bison says: Bye…man, what a woman.

Michael X says: Shut up Rick…

Ming Ming has signed out.

I hate Ming Ming says: Good riddance!

Galux Kitty says: Yeah!

Julia and Raul says: She's not that bad.

Black Lion says: Will you quit repeating yourselves?

Julia and Raul says: Fine we'll go…we were getting bored anyway.

Galux Kitty says: Oh no…Julia…Lee!

Julia and Raul has signed out.

Black Lion says: I didn't mean it like that…

Lone Wolf says: You babies still here?

Drigger Slash says: So are you guys it seems…

Mayonnaise rules says: Is Kai still there? Ming Ming came and asked for him.

Don't talk to me says: I'm aware of that Max.

World Champ says: Ha-ha, someone has the hots for Kai!

Falborg says: Shut it.

Lone Wolf says: We're logging out now. You kids shouldn't stay up past your naptime…

World Champ says: Kai, are you going too?

Don't talk to me has signed out.

Lone Wolf says: That answer your question? See you around.

Lone Wolf, Falborg and Seaborg have signed out.

Galux Kitty says: Who do those guys think they are?

Michael X says: Royalty from Russia!

Black Lion says: I think we can all agree on that one…

Drigger Slash says: …sigh

World Champ says: Hey guys, I think I'll go too before my grandpa catches me not training…

Tyson ate all the food again says: Hey Tyson, what about my food!

Mayonnaise rules says: Here we go again…

Author's Note:

Well that was random, as I warned lol. I hope it was all in character and such. Not meant to be serious, I needed to write something more humorous, though I doubt it's really funny lol. Anyway, thanks for reading, and please leave your comments. I'll be updating the main ones soon, so watch this space.