It's a weird pointless fic, a bit like Zim eats Waffles. For all you weird pointless people out there! Like me
Elevator…of doom!
(note, this happens before Zim ruins Operation Impending Doom 1)
Scene 1: The tallest are in the main room of the massive when they decide they want some snacks. They get into the elevator to go to the snack room. Zim is waiting in the elevator. The doors shut.
Zim: he-lo!
Purple: looks around did you hear some thing?
Red: no…
Zim: jumps up and down waving insanely DOWN HERE!
Red: who's that?
Purple: I think he's that guy from the academy…
Red: ohhh…I don't remember….
Purple: neither do I…
Zim: neat, you're tall!
Purple: frowns duh, we're the tallest!
Zim: heh? I thought Spork was the tallest.
Red: something ate him…
Zim: ooooh….so can I be an invader?
Purple: chokes on his piece of bubbley gum what?
Zim: I wanna be an invader!
Red:…? Ok…What's your name?
Zim: I AM ZIM!
Purple: whispers to Red this guys a nut…
Red: no kidding…
Zim: I'm an Invader!
Red: um…no your not.
Zim: why not?
Purple: because you're crazy-
Red: um, we need a job application before we can do that.
Zim: oh. Ok starts an long winded rant about his brilliance
5 minutes later.
Zim (continued): and that why I should be tallest.
Purple: huh?
Zim: I mean, invader. An invader.
Red: groans you done yet?
Zim: and as my first act as an invader I shall…um…uh…looks about for inspiration ah! Push this glowing red button!
Red: but in the movies the red button always makes something bad happen!
Zim: bad? Or good?
Purple: This guy's confusing! grabs Red by the head and shakes him MAKE THE MIND TRICKS STOP!
Red: let go of my head!
Zim pushes the button. Nothing happens. The tallest sigh in relief. Zim frowns and pushes the button again. Nothing happens. He starts pushing the button insanely and before the Tallest can stop him, there is a tremendous creak and the elevator is hurtling downwards.
Purple: AH! We're gonna die!
Zim: Zim shall save you! purple screams louder
Red: no really Zim, just… he picks Zim up and wedges him in Purple's mouth to stop him screaming
Purple: MMHP!
Zim: where'd the lights go?
The elevator jerks and send the three of them crashing into the floor. A voice sounds from the speaker underneath the red button.
Elevator operator: Hello, if you're hearing this you're probably trapped in the elevator 300 leagues below Irk.
Zim: heh?
Elevator Operator: A team of Technicians have been sent to rescue you. They will arrive in approximately 5 hours. In a moment I will cut off all the electricity in the elevator. When the lights go out, please feel free to panic. Have a nice day. the lights go out