Disclaimer: I do not own Sonic, Final Fantasy 7 or Beast Wars.
Final Fantasy VII: The Sonic Way
"Hey guys, guess what?" Sonic said as he rushed into the room, "We're going to do a Final Fantasy 7 parody!"
"Um… Sonic, we're already doing Final Fantasy parody" Knuckles said to Sonic, who replied, "That's for Rei and it's FFX. This is FF7 and it's for Super Metal Sonic"
"So Super Metal S. is the author, huh" Shadow asked.
"Yep, so let's round everyone up and get going"
Later, the Sonic Team (including Eggman, Metal Sonic and the Sonic X cast) arrives at the studio. As they reach the front door, they see a green and yellow robot, with wasp like features (i.e. wasp wings, thorax and a bug like face), sweeping the floor.
"Hey, can you tell me if this is the studio, Super Metal Sonic told us to meet him at?" Sonic asked the wasp-bot,
"Oh yezzz," the robot buzzed, "Author-bot told Wazzpinator that furry-botzz would be coming, pleazze come thizz way"
"Author-bot? Furry-botzz? Do you always talk like that?" Shadow said as he listened to the way the robot talked
"Wazzpinator wazz built that way. Now, Author-bot izzn't here at the moment but will arrive in three minutezz"
"Ah, all the time I need. Yesss". The group turned round to the shadows, where the new voice came from, to see a large red robot emerge from them,
"Megatron!" Waspinator squealed in terror, as the red tyrant strode towards him. Megatron then spread his dragon wings open as he began to gloat, "With the author out of the way, I'll cause pure chaos in this parody"
"Oh no you don't" Shadow said, jumping in front of Megatron, "You won't cause any trouble while I'm standing" Megatron simply replied by transforming into his dragon mode and touched Shadow with flame breath, "Did you ordered original recipe or extra crispy?" Shadow said as he collapsed to the floor. As the Sonic Team started to get worried, Rouge tried to be the voice of reason, "Don't worry guys. What trouble could he cause in two minutes?"
Two minutes later, Super Metal Sonic (me, the author) entered the studio and found the place in flames and ruins, with a crashed Egg Carrier sticking out of the roof.
"MEGATRON!"
The red tyrant smirked as he turned to face the author, the Sonic Team and Waspinator locked in a cage.
"You yelled?"
"I leave this place for five minutes and you turned it into World War 3!"
"So?"
"So, if you don't fix it, you can say good bye to Squeaky"
Realizing he was serious, Megatron quickly hurried out of the room, looking for a hammer.
"Who the hell is Squeaky?" Knuckles asked as he and the others got out of the cage
"Oh, its Megatron's rubber duck, he can't live without it. Now anyway, to business" Sonic and the others then closed in, to make sure they can hear him.
"Ok. Here're are your parts:
Sonic is Cloud
Shadow is Sephiroth-"
"Hey, how come Sonic gets to be the hero and I'm the villain?" Shadow yelled
"Because Cloud wears blue, Sephiroth wears black and you used to be a villain. Plus you already starred in Rei's FFX story"
Shadow mumbled angrily as Sonic smirked
"Anyway:
Vector is Barret…"
"Yes! I get a gun for a hand and I get to swear a lot" Vector said
"Amy is Tifa
Tikal is Aeris
Knuckles is Red XIII
Eggman is Cid…"
"Why does Eggman get one of the good guy roles?" Cream asked
"Cause the choice came down to Tails or Eggman and I don't think Tails would be a good choice to play the part of someone who swears every minute"
"Makes sense" Eggman replied
"Rouge is Yuffie
Big is Cait Sith
Chaos is Vincent
Metal is Rufus
And I'll tell you the rest later when I give it some thought"
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The stage is set, so review and we'll start as soon as everything is fixed.