Hey everybody! It's DarkTheda, here with the FINAL CHAPTER! I know, I know, the joy is overwhelming…

DISCLAIMER: CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF, MY TOASTER DOES NOT MAKE HOUSE CALLS! Oh, yeah, the disclaimer. I own nothing here except the Sue. That… horrible…. Sue…..

Another day on the Massive begins. Not much is happening, besides the usual…. Snacks being carried to the control room for the Tallest, another one of Zim's 'interesting' reports, short, disobedient Irkens being thrown out the air lock, the Tallest arguing over lasers and smoke machines, and of course, the usual fight over who got the last nacho. No one would ever suspect what was about to happen that day…

POOF!

A preppy Fangirl appeared out of no where, giggling. She took out a kitty notebook and a butterfly pen, and began to write. With a last giggle, she disappeared. What was she giggling at? SHE WAS LAUGHING AT MY SOCKS, WASN'T SHE!

POOF!

"My Tallest! We have another girl aboard the Massive!" A small Irken Guard reported. "What? But we just got rid of Invader Miz!" (The nameless Irken girl in last chapter, silly!) Purple said. "Yes, but this is a new Imperial Guard!" The smaller Irken replied. Hey, "replied" makes me sound smarter! Luring you, the reader, into thinking I am smart. After soaking this information in, the Tallest nodded a signal that she was allowed in. The doors opened, and in stepped a tall, lean, beautiful Irken girl, wearing a pink Imperial Guard uniform to match her pink, almond eyes. AURGH! MARY-SUE! "Um, like, hi!" She greeted. "Uh, my name's, like, Amber." THE "LIKES"! AHHHH! THEY BURN! "Uh, ok, Amber." Red said. Purple nodded. Amber giggled. "Like, um, do you two want to show me around?" Amber purred. Then….

DarkTheda stopped typing the story, and began to run very fast, because Jhonen Vasquez was right behind her now, with a chainsaw. "I'LL GET YOU, DARKTHEDA! C'MERE, I WANNA INTRODUCE YOU TO MY FRIEND HERE!" (Insert chainsaw sound here.)

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

(I am making screamy noises.)

Well, they showed her around, and then when they got to the air lock, she tripped on a nacho and fell out. The Tallest stared out to where she fell, shrugged, and proceeded to fight over the nacho. But it was my nacho, so I walked over and ate it. The Tallest were not pleased, so I had to spend a week looking at pictures of their vacation to Vort.

Well, that's all. The Mary-Sue doom is over with. Review, or me won't write no more.