"My gorgeous brown eyes scanned the area, slowly moving over every single object in this particularly dreary hall. Of course, nothing hides from the eagle eyes of Lee Jordan, who is the most stunning thing in this hall, and probably the rest of the halls in this entire bloody school. But, alas, we don't have time to dwell on my looks, because my extraordinary intuition tells me that a very important meeting is about to take place in this very hallway. Of course, it's not as important as me, but--OW!"
"Get over yourself, eagle eyes."
"But Katie, you yourself know that I am the best thing since earwax-flavored jelly beans."
"You mean the worst thing."
"Would you two leave each other alone? You guys are so immature."
"Well, excuuuuse us, Miss Spinnet."
"Yeah; you don't seem to have a horrible case of maturititus either."
"'Maturititus'? Where'd you get that one from, Lee?"
"Wouldn't you like to know, George."
"He probably made it up."
"Yeah. Like he made up Jenny."
"Hey! Jenny was real. We broke up over the summer."
"Suuure."
"Yeah. And George is Snape's love slave."
"Well--"
"Oh, gosh. Would you just shut up?"
"You shutup."
"No you shutup."
"You."
"You."
"You."
"Me!"
"Shutup, George."
"You."
"You."
"You."
"Would all of you just SHUT UP?"
"..."
"Sorry. "
"Sorry."
"Sorry Alicia."
"That's better. Now all of you--"
"Wait, did you hear that?"
"...Hear what?"
"I think it was Angelina!"
"That's impossib-- Oh wait. Yep, that's her. She's the only person I know that giggles like that."
"Giggles like what?"
"Like she's got a cat stuck in her throat."
"George! She does not sound like that!"
"Yes she does. Ow! Alicia, let go of me!"
"Shut up, you guys! They're coming!"
"Where are we gonna go?"
"Over there! In that classroom! Hurry!"
"Ow! Quite shoving!"
"Geez, George, that was my foot!"
"Ouch!"
"Lee, I swear to God if you don't get you're hands off my--"
"Eep! I'm sorry, my dear Katie! It was an accident!"
"Yeah right."
"Look! There they are!"
"Shhh!"
"Wow, Fred actually looks -tidy-."
"Not much of an improvement you know, Katie."
"Heh. Hush, Alicia."
"Hey, what are they saying?"
"I think he just said, 'Angelina, you are so bootylicious.'"
"He did not!"
"Relax, Katie. He told her she was beautiful."
"Awwww."
"Quiet, Lee."
"Hey, Alicia, how did you know that they were gonna meet here anyway?"
"I know some people who know some people who robbed some people."
"..."
"...What?"
"Maybe you should lay off the muggle movies, Ally."
"Whatever. What are they doing now?"
"They're still talking. He said, I've loved you since the first day I met you."
"He did not!"
"Um... actually he did, Katie."
"...Oh."
"You just want me to say something else, don't you?"
"Maybe."
"Would you guys be quite? This is the good part."
"It's not a show, Lee."
"Then why did you bring popcorn, Alicia?"
"Because I'm hungry! What's going on with them now, George?"
"All talk has deceased, captain. She is now attempting to suck his brain out through his mouth."
"They're kissing, George."
"Same thing."
"This is getting boring."
"Yep."
"Well, I heard Cedric Diggory is going to ask Cho Chang out over by the lake. Wanna go watch?"
"How do you know these things, Ally?"
"I told you. Now, are you guys in?"
"Sure."
"Alright."
"Like we have anything better to do."
"You've gotta share that popcorn, you know."
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