A/N: Back with more insanity and blood!

Shekron Kaizer: Actually I'm not studying Hamlet, it's just one of me favorite plays. We're studying Romeo and Juliet… romantic piece of crap about two complete idiots who make out before learning each others names, get married after knowing each other for a little more than a week and then die.

vinnie the geek: Thanks! I know what you meant with sophisticated though, a few of my friends used to hate Shakespeare, then I pointed out all of the insults and perverted jokes and they became fans.

a-1991: I would love to do all of the scenes, but I have stupid evil zombie finals/regents to study for, a trebuchet to make and a new costume for the Ren Faire to sew. Not to mention that the play is HUGE! It'd take me all of the summer!

Rose Eclipse: Thanks! I love Macbeth! After this I'm thinking of doing Taming of the Shrew, only with out the stupid ending that pisses you off. Raven's gonna be the shrew and Starfire will be Bianca, and I'm thinking of making Slade their father…

Random groundling: Sit thee on a spit thou loggerheaded clay-brained jolthead! Stop responding to reviews and start the show!

A/N: Lead apes in hell thou unmuzzled motley-minded pigeon-egg! Here's the show scurvy knave!

"I hate Robin," Slade said, "He knows the truth."

"He killed my father, causing my sister to go mad and die." Speedy said.

"Not only that! I should've played Hamlet! I'm a much better actor than Robin, I should get a dramatic death scene too but no that little brat had to steal my part-"

"Slade, we're supposed to be plotting his death."

"Oh yeah… alright we'll arrange a "friendly" fencing match. We'll put poison on your sword if you wound him he'll die. I'll poison his drink should you fail. Do we have a deal?"

"Yes. He took everyone from me that I loved. What other answer do you expect?"

Starfire: ((gasp)) they cannot do that to Robin! I must warn him!

Cyborg: Star, in case you've forgotten YOU'RE DEAD!

Starfire: But Robin cannot die! He is the hero of the story!

Cyborg: It's a Shakespearean tragedy, the title character always dies.

Starfire: Then I am most joyful that this play is called Hamlet and not Robin!

Cyborg: The fencing match between Laertes and Hamlet that would take place the next day would be everyone's last. BOO-YAH! DEATH SCENE COMING UP!

Robin and Beast Boy walk in through one door, Raven, Slade, Speedy walk in through the other. A bunch of the locals with money have come to watch.

"Come, Robin," Slade said, "shake hands with Speedy." Robin and Speedy did this. Then Robin said to Speedy,

"I've done you wrong, but pardon it as you are a gentleman. Everyone here knows and I'm sure you've heard that I suffer from insanity. When I insulted you it was due to that, so it isn't really Robin who's guilty, it's Robin's madness. And so, Robin is the victim of his own madness, his madness is his enemy."

"I am satisfied in nature. However I cannot accept your apology until experts in honor show me how to make peace with you without staining my own reputation in doing so." Speedy answered.

"I understand and I thank you. Give us foils." Some servants came up and let them choose their weapons, Speedy picked his carefully.

"Alright, this is for three touches," Slade said, "begin." They fenced for a while then Robin hit Speedy.

"One," Robin said.

"No," Speedy said.

"Judgment!"

"A hit," Slade said, "any idiot with two eyes can see that." He picked up a goblet, "Come, give him drink. Robin this pearl is thine," he dropped the poison pearl into the cup, "here's to thy health."

"I'll finish this bout first. Set it by a while. Come." Robin and Speedy fence some more, Robin hits Speedy again, "another hit what say you?"

"A touch," Speedy said, "I do confess it."

"Our son shall win!" Slade said. Then Raven went up and went to the table where the drinks are.

"The queen carouses to thy fortune, Robin." She held up the poisoned cup. Slade's eyes widened and he began to get a little nervous.

"Raven, do not drink." Slade told her.

"Why?" she asked.

"Um… you're too young to drink! It's illegal."

"I'm the queen I'll do what I want." Raven said then took a sip of the drink.

"I'll drink a little later." Robin said.

"I'm almost starting to feel guilty." Speedy said quietly to himself.

"Come for the third Speedy! You're not even trying. Stop treating me like a child." Robin said.

"Say you so?" They began to fence Speedy hits Robin and while continuing to fence they both end up dropping and switching their foils, then Robin hits Speedy. Meanwhile Raven began to feel sick then she realized what was going on.

"Part them!" Slade said, "They're overdoing it!" Raven fainted.

"Look to the queen," Beast Boy said to some of the servants, "They bleed on both sides, Robin, you okay?"

"I am justly killed by mine own treachery." Speedy said and then fell down.

"How does the queen?" Robin asked as he ran to Raven, and held her up.

"She swoons to see them bleed." Slade said nervously.

"No, no, the drink, the drink," Raven said, "Robin, the drink, I am poisoned." She said quietly with the rest of her strength and then died. Robin gently dropped her and got up. Now Speedy was starting to die, he was so weak some of his servants had to help him sit up on the floor.

"It is here, Robin. Robin, thou art slain. No medicine in the world will do you good. You have no more than half an hour of life left. The weapon is in your hand, still poisoned. The foul practice hath turned itself unto me. Lo, here I lie, never to rise again." pause, "The king, the king's to blame."

"Then venom, to thy work!" He ran to Slade and stabbed him, but being that Slade has some metal suit on so the sword didn't do anything. So Slade took the sword and made it look like it hurt; people in the audience began to shout "treason."

"Defend me friends, I am but hurt." Slade said.

"Here, thou incestuous, murderous, damnéd Dane, drink off this potion, is your little pearl in here?" he forced the drink down Slade's throat, "follow my mother!" Slade fell down and died.

"He is justly severed," Speedy said, "Robin exchange forgiveness with me, you're not responsible for mine and my father's death"

"Nor mine on thee," Robin said as Speedy died, Robin fell down and Beast Boy went to help hold him up as he died. "I am dead, Beast Boy," then he looked at the spectators and said, "You that sit here and watch confused and frightened, if I had time I would tell you my story. Death allows no time, let it be. Beast Boy, I am dead. You live, report my cause aright to the unsatisfied."

"Not for a second," Beast Boy said as he lifted up the cup, "there's some liquor left."

"Give me the cup! Let go! By heaven I'll have it!" Robin grabbed the cup with what was left of his strength and threw it somewhere, "You have to tell my story. O, I die Beast Boy, the poison quiet o'ercrows my spirit. I cannot live to hear the news from England. But I do prophesy the election lights on Fortinbras. He has my dying voice. So tell him with the occurrents, more and less, which have solicited. The rest is silence." Robin said with all of the life he had left in him and died.

"Now cracks a noble heart. Good night, sweet prince, and flights of angels sing thee to thy rest." The curtains closed, then opened, "I'm not gay for Robin! That's what the script said!" the curtains closed.

A/N: The end! Coming soon to a near you The Teen Titans do Taming of the Shrew! Muhahaha! There isn't violence, but it has a sick joke on every other page!