A/N: Sugar High whhhhheeeeeee!

PS. I know it sucks but I'm bored.

Disclaimer: Not mine

Once upon a time there was a pretty princess named Sanzo.

Sanzo: I hate you more that you will ever know, you stupid writer!

He loved to where his pretty puffy pink dress all the time. He just loved to jump and skip and play in it.

Goku: Ha! No wonder Sanzo hates these fics!

He would always go out and play with the neighbor princess Goku, who had an equally puffy dress but in orange.

Goku: hey!

Gojyo: Calm down monkey, breath.

But one day the evil prince Kougaiji kidnapped pretty princess Sanzo.

Sanzo: How come Kougaiji isn't a 'princess'?

Kougaiji loved princess Sanzo very much.

Kougaiji: No he didn't.

So he was going to marry princess Sanzo until…

Kougaiji: The author got a grip on realty?

Goku: The Ice cream man came?

Sanzo: I killed the author?

Goyjo: At least I'm not in this shit.

The good knight Gojyo came in on his white stallion.

Gojyo: Aw, crap.

Gojyo came and saved princess Sanzo because I said so.

Goku: That's not a good reason!

And once princess Sanzo and knight Gojyo got home they had lots of creepy fan girl sex…

Kougaiji: umm….

Goyjo:….!

Sanzo: …no….

Goku: huh….?

The End

Goku: Thank god

Gojyo: Where's Hakkai?

Sanzo: I don't know.

My, my boys now who did you think was writing this?

All at once: Your gonna die Hakkai!