Sliding off her
gloves, she placed the small note by Duo's body, and placed the gun into
his hand. Giggling insanely, as only a sick freak would do after committing
murder, she hopped away merrily.
"UWAAAAAAAAA!"
Heero's scream echoed. Relena frowned. Heero should realize that i saved
him! Now he can love me, not that stupid American boy!
Heero,
shaking with grief and rage, picked up the small note next to his friend
and lover.
"Heero...sorry...I
never loved you. I killed myself because i wanted to go to hell. And...I
think relena would make a nice replacement, don't you think so too, Heero?
See-ya! The Late Duo Maxwell."
Heero blinked,
and jumped as Relena spoke. "Oh Heero, you must be so sad! Let me make
it better." Walking over, Relena hugged Heero from behind. Heero just shook.
"Why...why would
he...?"
Relena tsked.
"He just realized that his presence on earth wasn't needed anymore. And
he saw how much we belong together, sweety-Hee-chan!"
Heero kept shaking.
What was Relena's problem? But maybe...maybe he could make her feel better.
But would this ache in his heart stay so strong?
one month later
"Do you, Relena
Peacecraft, take Heero Yuy as your lawfully wedded husband?"
"YES!" Relena
grinned, spilling with ego and pride. She'd won!
"Do you, Heero
Yuy, take Relena Peacecraft as your lawfully wedded wife?"
"Uhhh..." Heero
looked out at the crowd. All of the world nation's highest officers were
present, but in the front row sat a worried looking Quatre, Trowa who was
watching some birds out the window, and Wufei, who had bubbles of sleep
coming from his nose. Quatre caught Heero looking at them, and shook his
head. He pointed to the empty seat next to him - of course, where Duo would
have sat. Quatre had made sure to save that seat, which wouldn't be filled.
"But..." Heero
muttered. Relena sprang into giggles. The preacher went on. "I now pronounce
you man and wife. You may kiss the bride."
"But-HEY! MMpph!"
Heero's protest was muffled as Relena whooped with joy and sprang on him,
kissing him fiercely.
Quatre sighed
sadly, and glared at Trowa, who was smiling at the birds and waving at
them.
Heero allowed
himself to be dragged along, as Relena ate the various foods laid out on
the buffet table. He was relived when Quatre came over and pulled him aside
to talk in private.
"Did you really
say yes?"
"I dunno."
"You didn't.
What are you going to do?"
"Well...i dunno."
"I know you don't
love her. And you KNOW i don't think Duo would kill himself."
"I..." Heero
shrugged.
Quatre furrowed
his brow. "Heero! What about your honeymoon?"
"I dunno."
"Grow up, Heero!"
Quatre stomped off, grabbing Trowa by the arm and dragging him out, too.
Wufei was still asleep in church. Heero stared at the wall. Honeymoon...?
It might be fun to see what sex was like with a girl.
"Duo." Heero
said, and Relena turned to him. "WHAT DID YOU SAY?!"
"Nothing." Heero
stared at the wall now. It apparently WAS possible for him to become more
lifeless and monotone then before.
one year later
"So how's
Relena?"
"Eh." Heero twisted
the phone cord around his finger. "Fat."
"Heero." Quatre
grumbled into the phone. Ever since Relena had gotten pregnant, Heero had
been even less responsive. His "I dunno's" had diminished to grunts in
a matter of days. "Well, isn't it almost time? The doctors said today!"
"Hn." Heero didn't
really care. "'Said it's going to be a boy."
"I know, Heero.
i KNOW. Why can't you care a little more? I don't care if you love her
or not, but geez..."
"Quatre, she's
CRAZY!" Heero muttered, and as he spoke, Relena hopped into the room. "Hee-chan!
I'm having a baby today!" And hopped out.
Quatre gulped.
"Ok, i heard that...yeh, I agree, but geez..."
Heero shrugged.
"I dunno. I'm going to dump her at the hospital then go for a beer, wanna
come?"
"Ok. I'm bringing
Trowa."
"Fine." Click.
Heero turned
from the phone, and shouted. "Relena! Come on, let's go to the hospital!"
Relena hopped
in, her overly large stomach making her look more deformed than normal.
"Why, Heero?"
"Because i'm
the man and i said so." Heero quickly picked her up, and headed for the
hospital.
"It HURTS!" Relena
squealed. Heero winced. The doctor smiled warmly. "I know it hurts, sweety,
now just push."
Relena cried
out in pain. She looked at Heero. "Hold my hand?"
"No." Heero stared
at the wall as Relena went on wailing and screaming. After nearly half
an hour, the doctor said, "Good job! You did it!"
Relena laughed.
"Hehe, i'm special!"
"Er, yeh." The
doctor held a small bundle in his arms. He smiled, then looked down at
the baby. "Hn...wierd..."
"What?" Heero
stood, remotely interested. He looked down at his baby, and blinked.
The baby looked
incredibly proud of itself if not slightly ticked off. Relena started whimpering
and whining. "It's mine, let me see!"
The doctor handed
the small baby to Relena, who grinned. "Awwww-! Eeps!!" She cried out,
as the baby was glaring at her as if it hated her to hell. She whimpered.
"Baby-kins? Don't you love your mommy?" And she hugged it. "Hee-chan, lets
name him Percival!"
The baby started
struggling and fighting at this, and after realizing he really couldn't,
he started to scream at the top of his lungs. Heero snickered. "That's
my boy." Relena looked truly scared. The doctor held his hands over his
ears.
"So? What
do we call it?"
"Him."
Relena and Heero
sat in the oversized living room of their oversized house, pondering. Heero
got an idea.
"Duo."
"WHAT?!" Relena
screeched. The baby just glared at her, then made happy baby sounds in
Heero's direction.
"Well, i think
we should name him after my old best friend. It was because of him that
i married you, Relena." Heero shrugged. Relena shuddered. "I don't want
my son named after DUO MAXWELL!"
The baby howled.
Heero snarled, and grabbed him from Relena. "I'm the man, i want to name
my son Duo after my good friend. SO fuck off. He doesn't even like you!"
Relena's lower
lip quivered. "But he's MY baby." She brightened. "MAYBE HE'S HUNGRY!"
Newly named baby
Duo screamed and clung to Heero. Heero shrugged. "I want my son to be tough.
We should just use bottles from the start."
Duo made happy
sounds again, and Relena pouted.
ten months later
"HEEEEERO!"
"What?" Heero
looked up as he heard Relena calling him from Duo's room.
"He said something,
Heero quick!"
Heero stood,
grumbling. He wondered why Relena even bothered. The kid obviously hated
her - he only ate what Heero gave him, only wanted Heero to hold him, and
screamed if Relena tried to do anything remotely motherly. He also thought
it was strange that Duo had purple blue eyes and brown hair - the same
color that his old friend Duo Maxwell used to have. He made it upstairs,
and looked into Duo's room. Relena was hopping around. "He said a WORD!"
Heero rolled
his eyes. "What word?"
"Well, i dunno."
Heero walked
over, picking Duo up. Duo grinned insanely. "Kill."
Trying to not
grin, Heero frowned. "He said 'kill'."
"AWWWW!" Relena
squealed.
"YOU." Duo had
turned to look at Relena, and was grinning insanely at her. "Kill YOU."
Heero snickered.
Relena squealed. "He wants to play pretend!"
"Er, yah." Heero
decided to get away from the terribly hyper Relena, and, taking Duo, he
walked downstairs. "Weird first words, son."
"Hehehehehe..."
Duo snickered. Heero sat him on the floor. "Uh, you play something quiet."
Heero picked up his Guns Unlimited issue and, sitting in an overstuffed
armchair, began reading.
Duo stared at
his toys. Various stuffed bears, a pink barbie car, and a pink puppy that
told him it loved him if he touched it. Duo sniffed. Of course, Relena
had the only say with what he was allowed to buy.
That bitch
will get hers. Buying me a pink barbie car - how sick.
Duo grabbed
the puppy and tried to rip its nose off. The puppy chuckled. "I love you!"
"KILL." Duo succeeded
in pulling off its nose, and in succession, its face. He proceeded to chew
on the voice box he found inside.
"Thank the lord,"
Heero muttered, staring at his magazine.
Duo got bored
of mutilating his pink toys quickly. He proceeded to arrange the puppy's
fuzz into a picture. He arrange the fluff until he liked his picture.
It was a scythe.
Duo snickered. Heero looked over, and blinked. "Hey...Duo, when did you
learn to do that?"
Duo stared at
him. Heero kept talking. "My friend used to have something like that."
Duo stared.
"It was green...and...sparkly."
Duo made gagging
noises. Heero shrugged.
"Ok, so it was
more of a glow."
Duo nodded in
approval, then blinked as, screeching, Relena came down.
"DUO MAXAMILLIAN
YUY! LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO THIS POOR PUPPY!" Relena started scooping up
the puppy's innards. Duo and Heero sniggered. Relena glared, then picked
Duo up. "Come on! Mummy is going to buy you a nice new sweater. Pink. Would
you like a Ken doll too, Duo?"
Duo howled in
misery, and Heero looked at him sympathetically. Damn, he's weird...why
is he so much like the OTHER Duo?
Relena
carried the struggling toddler away. Heero was lost in thought.
"Strange...strange."
He forgot about it and went back to reading his magazine.
one year later
duo age: almost 2
"Deck the halls
with-eep! Duo, stop!"
Duo giggled as
he pressed his finger into the light socket, for the pure pleasure of hearing
Relena get upset. Heero glared. "Let him have some fun, geez."
"He might DIE!
My precious Duo-widdlykins!" Relena cuddled her son, and Duo choked. "STOP.
No like!"
"Awww..." Relena
set Duo down, and went back to decorating her Christmas tree. Duo stared,
then started rooting through various decorations lying around. He finally
found what he was looking for.
It was a picture
from when Heero and Relena were married. They has been married around Christmas,
so the picture was around. Duo stared at the priest in the picture. He
held it up to Heero. "Look, dad."
"Hn?" Heero took
the picture, and blinked at it. "Yah...what about it, Duo?"
"Priest." Duo
rocked back and forth.
Heero raised
an eyebrow, then looked at the picture again. Specifically at the priest
- and his white and black collar. Like Duo had used to wear. Heero was
sure this was what his son was indicating. The strange feeling rising in
him again, Heero looked at Duo, who had gone back to pester Relena. His
hair was getting long, and he screamed whenever they tried to cut it. He
wondered...
"Duo. Come here,
i need help with um, this." Heero picked up a candy cane, and grabbed his
son's hand, practically dragging the small boy away.
Finally alone,
Duo blinked up at Heero, wondering what they were doing. Heero turned Duo
around, and started braiding his hair.
Duo blinked again,
the grinned. He waited until Heero finished. Finally, he felt himself being
spun around, and Heero stared at him. It was uncanny. Duo smirked. Heero
sat back.
"Duo...WHY do
you look EXACTLY like Duo?"
"'Am Duo." Duo
rocked back and forth, grinning.
"I know...I mean,
my old friend Duo. Who killed himself."
"Didn't." Duo
suddenly frowned. "'Was killed."
Heero blinked
slowly. "By who then?"
Duo rocked back
and forth more. "Rel-...mommy. Shot 'im. Bang. And he wants 'avenge." Duo
snickered a little. Heero didn't understand.
"How would you
know this, anyways?" Heero was frightened.
"I just do."
Duo got up and walked back downstairs, leaving Heero truly baffled.
Duo grumbled,
wondering how Heero could be so stupid. He sneaked past Relena, who was
happily hanging various things on the tree, including her Christmas Barbie.
He got his coat on, and slipped out the door.
Quatre...Quatre...come
on Maxwell, er, Yuy, you know where he lives...
Duo grumbled
at himself, and kept walking down the street, searching for the house where
he knew Quatre and Trowa lived. An old lady passing the other way stopped
and bent down to Duo. "Oh, little boy, do you need help crossing the street,
sweety?"
"GO'TA HELL,
LADY!" Duo screeched, and the woman rushed off, muttering "Oh dear, oh
dear..."
Snickering, Duo
kept walking, until he reached the rather large house, ah, mansion, where
he knew he'd find Quatre. Looking behind him, he searched the curving colony
wall for his own house, wondering how far he'd come. Not seeing it, he
shrugged, and walked up to the door. After a few minutes of struggling
to reach the doorbell, Duo started banging on the door.
A young women
with light blond hair answered the door - probably one of Quatre's sisters.
"Oh! You're the Yuy kid. Come in."
Duo stepped into
the warm house, and peered around. He knew he'd visited here before, but
he didn't really remember too well. Quatre's sister cupped her hands around
her mouth. "Quatre! We've got company!"
Duo wasn't surprised
when a little animal that looked like a kitten came skidding around the
corner and pounced him. Duo squeaked. "HEY! Gettoff! Stop!"