How to Write:
"The Ultimate Explosion Final Battle Life or Death Amazing Astounding Epic Fatal Grand Super Smash Brothers Tournament!"
at school.
By tikitikirevenge (who is trying to think of something funny to say).
The Ultimate Battle
"Okay!" said Master Hand. "It's time for the next fight!"
Nobody said anything, possible because it was in the middle of the night and nobody really cared at that point.
"WAKE UP!" said Master Hand.
Nobody responded.
"Crazy..." said Master Hand.
"B-yes?" said Crazy Hand, floating through several walls and crashing into Master Hand with a huge chunk of cement.
"Wake the Smash Brothers up."
"Most certainly," replied Crazy Hand in a very agitated voice. He floated out of the room, pausing only to grab a huge pointy thing the size of Donkey Kong.
5 minutes later...
"I'm AWAKE!" screamed Link, falling down the stairs and landing on top of Mario.
"Well, that's all of them," said Master Hand. "Good work, Crazy."
"May I have cookies now?" said Crazy Hand.
"Whatever you want," said Master Hand, sonding bored. "Okay, everyone, it's time for the NEXT FIGHT!"
"...in the middle of the night," said Falco dryly.
"Yes," said Master Hand, "in the middle of the night - THE NEXT FIGHT!"
"That's stupid!" said Link.
"But it's the FOURTH FIGHT!" said Master Hand. "Isn't that exciting?"
"No, not particularly," said everyone else.
"Yeah, well, who cares about you lot anyway?" said Master Hand. "The next fight begins now!"
Silence.
"Activate the teleports!" shouted Master Hand.
Silence.
They were all teleported to the roof of Peach's castle.
"Okay," said Master Hand. "Are we all comfortable?"
(--Don't forget that this is the ULTIMATE FIGHT EVAR! It's going to be awesome. I'm gonna get lotsa reviewz!--)
"The next fight is - Mario vs Bowser!" proclaimed Master Hand.
"Oh, come on," groaned Bowser, "that is so cliched."
Bowser and Mario turned to face each other.
"Let's go!" said Master Hand.
Mario jumped around, shooting fireballs at Bowser. He jumped up into the air and did a spinning kick to Bowser's head. He grabbed Bowser and did his super ninja move. He turned around and the explosionator began. He used his magical caped to grab the Bob-omb and then pressed the R button to shield, just like in the game. He leapt up and performed a smash attack in midair, grabbed Bowser by the face, headbutted him, let go, pressed the A button several times, mashed the controls to perform a super fire flower technique, passionately kissed Zelda, hopped up, did a flying ninja kick, zoomed in with lasers, explodified Bowser, destroyed the universe, used his down B move to do a super spin attack. Then he did a triple jump in order to do a falling attack you know the one in the game? Yeah that attack it was totally awesome and he did that totally awesome attack and spun around real fast and finally finished it by charging up a Smash Attack with teh A button and it wza AWESOME.
"...what?" said Bowser.
"Why aren't you dead?" said Mario.
"Mario, I'm a freaking evil turtle creature with magic powers of doom," sighed Bowser.
"Oh, right," said Mario.
Bowser threw Mario off the roof of the castle.
"GAME!" shouted Master Hand. "Bowser is the winner!"
"Omigod iz MARIOH ok?" said Luigi, panicking.
"It's-a okay!" shouted Mario from far below. "I landed on Pichu, and he cushioned my fall!"
"YAY!" shouted everyone happily.
"He might be dead," added Mario.
Everyone glanced at each other.
"Go Bowser!" said Zelda.
"Yeah, go Bowser!" said Samus. "By the way, I'm male. I felt I had to remind you of that fact. Male, male, male. I mean, how could Samus be a she? That's stupid. Would a girl go around shooting stuff? Nooooo! I'm a guy, morons!"
"But in the game-" began Ness.
"I'M A GUY!" shouted Samus, shooting Ness with some of her missiles. His missiles.
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Next chapter: I don't know, I'm just making this up as I go.