The cheese is the answer to all your questions

Ginny weasley and Draco malfoy find themselves mysteriously (ooohhh mysterious) in a random room…which happens to be the….uhhh room in which students often hang out? Yes, that's it, they start up a convo that seems to be….interesting…

I think their crazy, or crazily crazy…the crazyist crazy that ever crazied in crazyville.

(they MADE me write this, I didn't come up with this shit, the voices made me write it…the voices…THE VOICES…!)

Ginny: "Hi, I'm Ginny weasley"

Draco: "really?" sarcastically

Ginny: "yes"

Draco: "really?"

Ginny: "yea…" frowns

Draco: "nah"

Ginny: "Nah what?"

Draco: "Nah" pauses "Really?"

Ginny: "yes" raises eyebrows

Draco: "nah"

Ginny: "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GOIN ON BOUT MALFOY? I HATE YOU!"

Draco: "really?"

Ginny: "YES!"

Draco: "nah"

Ginny: "what do you want Malfoy? Why are you here anyways? This is MYYYY fanfic."

Draco: "NOOOOoooo its not, its mine…all mine" runs of and dances "all mine…. mine!"

Ginny: "all right scared now" starts freaking out

Draco: "This fanfic is gay…." whines I wish I had a tree frog"

Tree frog appears

Draco: "MINNEEE! All minnEEE!" grabs the tree-frog

Ginny: stares in wonder

Draco: "AWWW SO CUTE! I just wanna squeeze you!" starts squeezing the frog

Ginny: "Fear not, young tree-frog, I shall save you, from the evil clutches of malfoy!" grabs the nearly suffocated tree frog of Malfoy and eats it

Draco: "you called me e-e-e-v-v-vii-viii-iill-llll…" sobs "YOU PROMISED! You wouldn't call me that anymore!" tears run down his face "WHYYYY!"

Ginny: "im sorry Mal-Draco, I meant lovely, cool, better-than-me, stylie, sophisticated, stylie, uhh cool, stylie, ummm cool guy"

Draco: peeks out from behind his hands "Really?"

Ginny: "yes, now….."

Draco: "I want my tree frog" stubbornly "Why'd you have to eat it?"

Ginny: "I was hungry….and you would've killed it!" screeches

Draco: "Fine then" pouts "ya know, this fanfic would be better if it was just me" sticks out his tongue

Ginny: "oh yip, NOT, it would be SOOOoo much better with just MEEE" says crazily

Draco: "Yea, I'm sure it would, it would be like, all bunny rabbits and shit, dancing, or frolicking, or whatever you weasleys do"

Draco: "or yodeling" he said, sort of as an afterthought.

Ginny: "and I spose if this fanfic was YOUUURRRSSS you would be doin…cool stuff?" restraining herself from saying evil stuff, least Draco start crying agen

Draco: "hell yea"

Ginny: "like what?"

Draco: "Ummmm…." thinks

Ginny: "are you thinking? DO malfoys think?" ponders for awhile, then gets distracted by the marvelous shinny ring on malfoys hand Cos you look like a squirrel…that's been run over…very…dashing if I do say so myself" laughs meanly, still enchanted by malfoys ring

Draco: "I'm thinking, yes, but we both know I look devilishly handsome"

Ginny: "in your dreams" sighs, eyes the ring

Ginny: "did you know I saw a llama yesterday?" still staring at the ring

Draco: "REALLY! I love llamas!" jumps up and down…in a very…dignified way

Ginny: "nah, sorry mate. No llamas…" laughs, then gets back to…. ringing the stare, I mean staring the ring…ohh I dunno

Draco: "mate? Mate? We're mates?" gets teary-eyed "I've never had a mate before" starts bawling

Ginny: "okkkkk" backs away toward the door

Draco: "don't go…mate"

Ginny: "I'm all alone…there's no-one here…BESIDE ME…" sings, then starts tap-dancing

Draco: "I like cheese"

Ginny: "me too, lets go get some cheese" forgets about ring, in the quest to get cheese

Draco: "ok" runs off with Ginny to get cheese

Draco and Ginny together: "CHEESY WATSITS!"

To be continued….

Author notes: Hey all you peeps out there, Just a little note before I start to weedle you into reviewing, My story got deleted of this website, and now its back on! So…yeh thanks to all the people that reviewed before It got removed and yeh :D thanks!

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