The One With Chandler's Tea
Scene 1: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Monica is cooking; Chandler comes out of the bedroom.
Chandler: Honey, you know how, every thanksgiving you're the one cooking, and I'm just sitting in the couch watching TV?
Monica: Yeah...
Chandler: Well, you'll be happy to know that's how it's gonna be this year as well.
Monica: YES! Sorry, but you know that you're a terrible cook, right? Chandler: I'm not a terrible cook!
Monica: No, I just remembered, Macaroni and Cheese is supposed to look like a brain in lumpy milk...
Chandler: OK, maybe I'm not so good at making "normal" food, but I have some recipes under my belt.
Monica: I thought I licked off all of my homemade caramel sauce...
Chandler: I'll have you know that when I and Joey lived together, we used to make the best tea in the city! It was even better than chocolate milk!
Monica: OK, why don't you make it for dessert then?
Chandler: OK, I will... But will you make me some chocolate milk as well..?
OPENING CREDITS
Scene 2: Ross' apartment, Rachel, Ross and Emma are there.
Rachel: Ross, did you remember to bring Emma's diapers?
Ross: Rachel, it's the third time you've asked me that, and for the third time... No...
Rachel: Well for God's sake, go get them; we don't wanna be behind Monica's thanksgiving schedule! You know how mad she got the last time that happened!
Ross: Yeah, I don't wanna be without turkey another thanksgiving...
Rachel: Than go!
(Ross runs into the bathroom, and there's a knock on the door)
Ross: Rach, could you get that?
Rachel: Sure...
(She opens the door, and is shocked to see Mona standing in front of her)
Rachel: Oh, my God, Mona!
Mona: Rachel... (Sarcastically) How shocking it is to see you here.
Ross: (Walking into the living room) Rachel, I can't find that damn Baby powd... Mona!
Mona: Hi Ross.
Ross. Wh...What are you doing here?
Mona: I'm here to talk to you.
Rachel: Yeah, well, to bad Mona, because we were actually on our way to thanksgiving dinner at Ross' sister, so...
Ross: Maybe you wanna come with us?
Rachel: What?
Mona: Sure! I mean, I don't have anywhere else to go so...
Rachel: Oh, bummer...