A/N: This is my first fanfic, so if it's lnybbo, please don't blame me. If you any suggestions for other things I'll write about (ex. Why does...etc, How did...etc), please include that in your reviews. If you got anything to say to me, add it in your "reviews". I give my thanks to Auin for suggesting that I write this (and putting her in here in the first placeand saying thanks...). So on with the show! (Before I start boring you...) Oh by the way, if you really LOVE Hypellos, please don't read this. I'm sorry for teasing them, and if I hurt your feelings or make you guys wanna hurt me Auin will avenge you. Auin LOVES Hypellos too, so you shall have your revenge via her. Auin's kicks really hurt. She has other ways of torturing too (Like strangling & stabbing)...
- The Hyper Al Bhed Jokester -
Chapter 1: Why Yuna's "skirt" looks that way.
After defeating Sin, Rikku thought that Yuna could use a change with her outfit. So... Rikku picked up Yuna from Besaid and now, both of them were in the Celsius, flying around Spira.
"Yunie! Let's go to the mall!" Rikku jumped up and down excitedly.
"We had a ma-" asked Yuna, but Rikku placed her hand on Yuna's mouth.
"Shhh! Don't say that! If you don't use your IMAGINATION it'll go away!" Rikku explained.
"Right! Imagination!" Yuna said after Rikku stopped covering Yuna's mouth.
So they got off the Celsius after Buddy let them off quite close to the mall. After walking for some time, they reach THE MALL. (A/n: Kinda ridiculous eh? The name of the mall? I was too lazy to think of one.) They excitedly ran inside and the first store they saw was "A Big Bucket o' Boltz!".
"Hey! Let's check out that store!" Rikku pointed to the store.
"Well, alright... But I thought we were gonna shop for clothes..." she muttered.
Yuna wasn't really talking to anyone, because after she said "Well, alright...", Rikku ran at 60 mph toward the store. When Yuna noticed she wasn't talking to anyone, she looked around her to see if anyone saw her talking to "herself". She noticed this WAY OVER-SIZED cross between a Smurf and a frog (Aka. A Hypello) staring at her. She caught it staring at her(A/N: Some part I don't wanna mention...) for awhile and it started drooling. Yuna was creeped out and ran to the store almost as fast as Rikku had just done (But, Yuna is Yuna. She thought that she was as fast as Rikku, but in reality she wasn't really that fast...) .
"Oooh! Look at this!" Rikku said, looking at one shelf then another. She was so excited she was practically running around the store to look at everything, when she bumped a spikey blond haired guy who was checking a box of bolts. (A/N: What else can you expect to find in a store called "A Big Bucket o' Boltz"!)
"Hey! Be careful, you might hurt somebody..." He said picking up the spilled bolts.
"Me? Hurt somebody? But I'm too innocent to hurt anything... But YOU could poke someone's eye out with your hair!" said Rikku.
"Hey! Don't say "You could poke someone's eye out!" That'll just remind me of my... my... wait a minute. Woah...What do we have here? It's Cid's girl!"
"I have a name! It's called Rikku... Unless you can't pronounce it and make up for it by saying "Cid's girl" all the time... Ok, crash course on how to pronounce my name... Ri- kku. Say it with me... Ri- kku."
"Drat! She found out I couldn't say her name..." Gippal thought.
"Well, I gotta go Cid's girl! Gippal said. ("RIKKU!" Rikku corrected him)
Gippal ran out of the store. As soon as Gippal ran out, Yuna went in the store to find Rikku.
"Rikku? Are you there?" she called.
"Yeah. Let's get outta here Yunie..." Rikku said, her pockets bulging suspiciously. (Rikku snagged the contents of the store's cash register...) Rikku ran out and grabbed Yuna's arm so that they'll make a quick escape... er... I mean, they'll not waste anymore time getting to the store.
Meanwhile... The shlow shopkeeper of "The Big Bucket o' Boltz" came back from his break. "Oh no. I've been robbed again?"
ANYWAY... Rikku and Yuna were running to a store at 60 mph since there was a sale... 99 off! When all of a sudden, a police officer and helmet comes in a motorcycyle, and stops them for speeding.
"Um, this is quite rare... Having to ticket girls for RUNNING at 60 mph..." the police officer said shaking his head.
"Can't we just have a warning?" Rikku asked as the police officer was looking down, writing the tickets. When the officer looked up, he saw Rikku and Yuna doing their cutest look that says "Please don't do this to us!"
The police officer sighs and says, "Fine... Since this is your first offense, you won't be ticketed...But you have been warned." Then he speeds off to ticket a blue figure in the distance for walking TOO SLOW.
So eventually, Yuna and Rikku made it to the store called, "O'aka's secret!" (A/n: Don't look at me, my friend suggested it while I was typing this.)
Yuna saw this pretty blue long skirt and was attracted to it the moment she set her eyes on it.
"Ooh! Look at the skirt! That color reminds me of Tidus... somehow..." she exclaimed.
"Hey! Pretty skirt!" yelled Rikku.
They both ran to the skirt and got it at the same time. Rikku was holding the right side, and Yuna the left side. "Rikku, I think I ought to keep this skirt. I DID see it first and it matches my blue eye!" said Yuna.
"Nuh-uh I saw it firster! It doesn't matter if the skirt doesn't match my eyes or not either!" said Rikku
Yuna still clutched the skirt. Rikku tried to tug it out of Yuna's (iron) grip. After Rikku made two more tries, a "little" tug-of-war game started. Then you know what happened right? RIIIIIP! Yuna and Rikku fell onto the floor, each of them had a half of the skirt.
"Aw, it's ruined... I don't want it anymore..." Rikku said and threw it over her shoulder. The ruined half-skirt fell on a certain blue fellow's head. "What?" he said shlowly... The police officer guy sped in and caught the "culprit" red-handed, (Which is kinda odd, for a blue creature...)
"If you damage the merchandise, you pay for it." said the police officer as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.
"But I don't haff any money shee?" shaid the Hypello.
"Then you're going to jail." the police officer said simply.
The Hypello ran away, but the police officer caught up with it after taking only ONE step forward. (A/n: The Hypello was too slow... 0.0;)
"Oh no. This ish the worsht day ever for me yesh?" said the Hypello.
"Whatever." said the police officer.
Yuna and Rikku were hiding under a big pile of clothes while this was happening... Yuna was still clutching on her half of the skirt. Rikku didn't exactly get a perfect half of the skirt, rather a chunk of it. So after the police officer and the Hypello were gone, they crawled out.
"There was still hope for fixing this skirt, and I'm gonna wear it no matter what." Yuna thought.
Yuna didn't have to pay for the skirt... The Hypello was thought to be the one who destroyed the skirt and is now in jail because of that. So Yuna bought other clothes that she thought would go well with the "skirt", like the itsy-bitsy-teeny-weeny- shorts she managed to wear, black boots, and a belt with a pouch for items. Rikku bought her that white shirt with bits of pink at the bottom, and those yellow arm band things since she felt sorry for Yuna that the skirt that she wanted was ruined( or so she thought).
Well, Yuna wore all of those things when she went into the dressing room and when she came out, another Hypello came by and saw her. He stared at her for a moment and... smiled. Very creepily... (A/n: Imagine you were wearing something a bit too revealing, and a complete stranger stares at you and smiles... You should be afraid... You should be VERY afraid!) Yuna was very creeped out at this and ran to the Celsius and yelled to Rikku, "Hey Rikku! I left a lotta candy in the Celsius, so the sooner we get there, the sooner you get candy!" so Rikku would run quickly to the Celsius.
Now, you know how Yuna got her unique skirt, and why Hypellos are always smiling whenever Yuna is near them. (A/N: You CAN'T tell if they stop smiling since in the game, you use Yuna! By the way, if you're using Tidus and they're STILL smiling... They're bi!)
-The End -
A/n: Coming out soon! Why does Nooj have a metal leg, Why does Buddy wear goggles all the time, and more of that and maybe your own suggestion/s will be written and posted soon. Sypa dra haqd cduneac femm refa Al Bhed eh dras.