SPICY NOODLE CURRY!
EDIT: SO THAT REBECCA AND WIL DONT SUDDENLY SWITCH SIDES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STORY, THANK YOU MONTBLANCERK! ENJOY THE BETTER VERSION THAT MAKES MORE SENSE!
Timmycheese: Inspired by an emotional episode of Megaman –sniff-
Erk: Where two competing restaurants were united by their love of spicy noodle soup…
Lucius: It was beautiful –sniff-
Timmycheese&Lucius: WAHHHHHH, it was so emotional! ( ;-;) (;-; ) -HUG-
Erk: Err…ignore them and review, for the love of spicy noodle curry!
DISCLAIMER: Don't own fire emblem or noodles, or curry, or the spiciness –evil eyes-
"NOODLEZ FOR EVER!"
"NEVER! CURRY IS DA BOMB!"
Just another 'normal' day in 'Eliwood's Elite',
Today's Dilemma:
Noodles or Curry for dinner?
"Just, pick one…" Lyn said with strained patience, she was extremely hungry, as was everyone else in the camp. They were about ready to kill.
"Noodles it is then!" Rebecca said stubbornly and glared at chef #2.
"Curry is coming right up!" Wil retaliated, folded his arms, and glared at chef 1#.
This had been going on for along time; it had all started when Guy had asked what's for dinner. Wil and Rebecca had been on "DINNER DUTY". The worst job Eliwood could land anyone with, unless you loved cooking like Lowen. But even the food manic Lowen was powerless to stop this argument to end all arguments, for reasons beyond his control.
Erk was quietly reading in the corner, or he was TRYING to quietly read, it was hard to do anything with all the noise going on. But he felt it was nesserccary to land at least one sarcastic comment in between the blows Wil and Rebecca were throwing at each other.
"Why do you have to be so stubborn Wil? Curry is good for your nose!"
"Why do YOU have to be? Can't you see that Noodles are good for your hearing?"
"Why don't you just both give your mouths a rest and start giving your fists some action? I'm SURE that will resolve everything" Erk said with every word positively dripping with sarcasm, unfortunately the only words Wil and Rebecca heard were,
'Blah…blah…fists…action…kill'
"OK! C'mon! Right here, right now! Give me your best shot!" yelled Wil, he was rather sure of his victory, because in the end… he was fighting a girl.
'Girls are weaker than boys ri-?' Wil pondered for a second before he got smacked in the stomach by Rebecca's rather vicious uppercut punch.
"Curry rules and don't you forget it!" said Rebecca triumphantly, victory to curry!
Everyone was gob smacked, especially Erk,
"I DIDN'T MEAN THAT LITERALLY REBECCA!" he yelled. Serra suddenly smacked Erk upside his head.
"Erk! Look what you did! Now I or Priscilla has to heal him" Serra said obviously annoyed.
"Priscilla or I" Canas corrected her
"HELLO? This isn't about you! I don't see you with healing powers, Mr.IHaveNoHealingPowers" Serra replied stubbornly, completely forgetting about Wil and all his intense pain.
"Noodles….will prevail!" Wil said weakly, as Priscilla healed him. He stood up shakily but he just didn't have it in him to punch Rebecca back.
'She is after all, my childhood friend and archery partner is she not?' Wil thought and stared blankly at the bandana wearing archer in front of him, he could feel the power of noodles slowly lifting from his un-noodled powered body.
Rebecca felt so bad, 'what have I done? Corrupted by the power of curry I have punched my childhood friend Wil' Rebecca thought sadly. She lowered her fists, and suddenly hugged Wil so tight he couldn't breathe.
"I'm so sorry Wil! The power of curry blinded me, can you ever forgive me?" Rebecca said on the verge of tears.
"Can't…breathe…" Wil choked. Rebecca suddenly realised she was killing Wil and let go, she smiled at him and said,
"Isn't there some compromise we could both come to?"
Wil was about to say "yea we could just all eat noodles" when Lowen came back from the bathroom. He was dressed in a baggy giant robe and looked out of breath.
"I heard it all from my place in the forest" Lowen began and looked ashamed "but I was rooted to the spot and was powerless to help, but…" his eyes flashed dangerously.
Rebecca looked hopeful, Wil looked out of breathe, Erk looked unamused and everyone else looked hungry.
"Ever heard of…Spicy Noodle Curry?" Lowen said quietly and opened his robe to reveal an assortment of cooking utensils and ingredients. The crowd (that had gathered around over the period of time Wil and Rebecca had spent arguing) gasped.
Canas stepped forward hurriedly, as if someone else would steal his chance to tell everyone about Spicy Noodle Curry, and said intellectually
"Spicy Noodle Curry? That's a brilliant idea! Its taste surpasses all noodle and curry dishes by far, it is the king of all curry and noodles united! It was first invented by-" but he was cut off from Hectors yelling.
"I DON'T CARE WETHER IT TASTES LIKE HEAVEN OR WETHER IT TASTES LIKE PEGASUS POO! JUST MAKE IT RIGHT NOW BEFORE WE EAT YOU!" he could not keep quiet any longer, so he exploded.
"Right! Wil are you up for the challenge?" Rebecca said heroically and clasped Wil's hand.
"Sure am! We will fight the forces of evil and bad cooking together!" Wil yelled and strode off towards the camps kitchen triumphantly with Rebecca in tow.
A mighty cheer came up from the camp, "FOOD! HUZAH! HUZAH!" they yelled and went to their respective tents to prepare for dinner, leaving Erk and Serra there. Erk was stupefied.
"What the magical monkeys just happened?" Erk said bewildered.
"Oh lighten up Erky; dinner is on its way at last! Life is good…" Serra said enthusiastically and walked off to prepare for dinner.
Erk sat there grumbling, "the forces of bad cooking? What's wrong with these people? I might as well go see that they don't get up to anything stupid or burn themselves…" and he walked off following the 'chefs' (and I use the term Chefs very loosley)tracks.
Timmycheese: CHAPTER 1! It wasn't originally going to have chapters but I want to write a multi-chapter fic REALLY badly…and Erky had to join in on their adventure as well
Erk: Ignore the fact that there's no plot or point of this story and review, and I never asked to be on their stupid adventure
Wil: It's not st00pid! It's a learning experience.
Lucius: Tune in next time to see Wil and Rebecca fight the forces of burnt toast!
Timmycheese: And I promise spicier noodle curry action for all you curry/noodle fans out there!
Erk: No flames, And we know Lowen was OOC but he's supposed to be like all wise and stuff so ignore that too...