Excel Saga Fan fiction

Loose Ends

By Kraven Ergeist (Formerly known as Draco Delphinus)

Disclaimer:

Nabeshin and Rikudo Koshi shake hands. Having duked it out on multiple occasions, they have come to an agreement.

Nabeshin and Rikudo Koshi together: "We have decided that Excel Saga and all trademarks pertaining to it are property of…"

A pause.

Nabeshin: "Uh…envelope please?"

Rikudo Koshi hands him an envelope

Nabeshin: "What? How can the story belong to the Colombia Record Club? This is ludicrous!"

Koshi: "Well, you could have given it back to me. But noooo, you had to say 'give it' and fight me for it."

Nabeshin: "What's that? You wanna take this outside?"

Rikudo: "Why bother? I'll take you right here."

Nabeshin: "That's it!"

They duke it out some more.

Kraven: "Aye-yi-yi…Well folks, I guess we'll never really know who Excel Saga belongs to. Until next time."

Epilogue.

"Well done, Excel," Il Palazzo said, proudly.

Excel beamed. "Hail! Il Palazzo! It was all in a days work for Excel."

Palazzo grabbed his rope. "And as a reward…"

Excel stuttered just for a moment, until the trap door opened…not beneath her…but beneath Hyatt.

Excel watched as she fell to her doom. "Um…Il Palazzo? You missed."

Il Palazzo stood from his throne. "I know."

Excel looked back down the shaft. "Do you think she'll be alright?"

Il Palazzo began walking towards her. "She'll survive."

Excel saw Il Palazzo step towards her and her heart began to pound. "Um…Il Palazzo? Not that I mistrust your intentions…but…what are you…"

Excel could not utter another word as Il Palazzo swept her off her feet and kissed her.

A million things flew through Excel's mind. The most desirable man in the world to her was holding her and kissing her. This was impossible! She had wanted this to happen throughout her employment, and yet now, it seemed too good to be true.

"I hope this does not interfere with our…professional relationship…" said Il Palazzo darkly.

Excel was shaking and inhaling desperately for air. All she could do was utter a meek "yeah" before Il Palazzo began to devour her lips again.

Excel sighed, letting the man she loved please her.

Then she woke up.

"GAHHHHHH!" Excel screamed. "IT WAS ALL A DREAM?"

Pedro et al – "But what about us?"

Draco – "Sorry, you were in the last episode, so you don't get to appear in the fic."

Pedro et al – "All we got to do was say "We're ok," and that was it!"

Draco (Shrugs) – "That's just the way it is."

Pedro et al – "The whole family together now: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

The End