Title: Charmed together.

Chapter 17: day 16.

Prue and Phoebe were eating-wait! I forgot who these two were. They were just sitting in the kitchen. Nicole stepped in. Noting who was in the room she decided to step out but Prue's lazy eye caught her. "Hey! So you're my new niece?" She said hugging her. Inappropriately.

"Yes. Let me go." Nicole said pushing Prue off her. She then turned to her future mother. "How long do we have to stay here? I got lots of things to change so my future can be all better and shit."

"Don't curse." Phoebe intoned mother like. "And I'm not sure. Paige's baby… um Melinda, or Prue, or something with a 'p' ate all the calendars yesterday so we lost track of time."

"Yeah, you should see her when she grows up." Nicole added. "She ate my step dad."

"Wait! So I don't marry Leo!"

"No… You just slept with him. Speaking of which, if you and dad get a chance, you might want to get at it already, since if I'm not conceived by midnight tomorrow I'll cease to exist."

"And you wait till NOW to tell me?" (Piper quote!) Phoebe screamed and stormed off to find the father of her only child. Prue got up from the floor and opened the fridge. Piper's daughter… er, Prue or Patty, or something with a 'p' or Melinda jumped out of it and strangled her. Prue astral projected and kick the baby off her. The baby shimmered out.

"What the fuck is wrong with those babies!"

"There the children of an evil creepy demon." Nicole explained slapping Prue and heading out.

At some other part of the house… ok, the dining room, Piper was doing her nails when Chris orbed down. "Mommy!"

"Kids grow so fast these days."

"Mom, Wyatt turned us into grownups and is trying to take over the world!"

"Tattle tale!" Wyatt said as he orbed in and smacked Chris.

"Hey, hey, hey!" Piper acted all mother like. "I will not tolerate sibling fighting in my house. That's the whole point of why I did this stupid spell… and I was clearly high."

"It was you who did this." Wyatt realized… with an English accent for some reason.

"Oh don't you try to act evil on me!" Piper blasted Wyatt. He whimpered. Chris laughed. Piper blasted Chris. He cried. "Now you two go to your room! You're having a time out!

"But-"

"Time out!" The two orbed reluctantly orbed to their room. "I'm so the man." Piper smirked. Dan walked in. He was bald. He, he. "Hi, Dan."

"Piper… I can't…. gel… anymore…" He sobbed.

"There, there." Piper said trying to sneak out of the room. Nicole walked in. Piper had a chance. "Talk to Nikki over here!" She put Nicole in a chair and ran for it.

"Oh… Nicole!" Dan cried as he hugged Nicole tightly. Nicole tasted vomit. "I miss my hair. If that stupid rat hadn't died I wouldn't had have to shave it. And I-"

"Fuck this!" Nicole blew him up. Prue walked in and saw this.

"I saw that!"

"Whatever… he was going to get killed anyway. This was less painful. Trust me."

"So, future girl, what can you tells me about my future?"

"Are you sure you want to know?" Nicole had her spooky I-know-horrible-oh-so-horrible-things-about-you look. Prue gulped.

"Never mind… Hey, had you seen Cole?"

"No, and I most certainly am not hiding him in the coat closet where I have him chain so he can serve me at my love slave!" Very smooth Nicole.

"You what! I'm so telling on you!" She went to head out.

"Wait! Is that Shannen Doherty?"

"Where?" Prue looked back. Nicole hit her with a frying pan.

"Thank god I can conjure." She carefully took care of the body.

To be continued…

A/N: I'm going as fast as I can with these updates, I'm moving and all and it's all hard and stuff. Honest.