Disclaimer:

Eevee-Grr….

Peggi-Not in the disclaimer mood?

Eevee-Nope, not tonight…

Selene-Let's get Raquel to do it!

Raquel-Why me!

Peggi-Because you're the odd duck.

Raquel-Odd duck?

Selene-Yes!

Peggi-Now, disclaimer, now woman!

Raquel-Grrness… Eevee (who should be writing this fanfic and this disclaimer) does not own Saiyuki, it belongs to Mine-

Eevee-Minekura Kazuya-san!

Raquel-Do you want to do this!

Eevee-… no…

Raquel-Then shut up! Anyway, Gensomaden Saiyuki belongs to Minekura Kazuya-san, not Eevee, and any other characters that may/will appear that are not in the Saiyuki series belong to Eevee, her sugar high friends, or their respective owners who will be recognized when they appear.

Eevee-NYAO!

Raquel-…?

Misao-She's been doing that since last week.

Selene-Constantly and obsessively…

Eevee/Peggi-Enjoy! NYAO!

Summary: As if the Sanzo party isn't already lost enough as it is, where are they now and what have they gotten themselves into? Modern day earth confronting fan girls, of course! Oh, the chaos, but fear not, their not there for to long…

Random Crap: I'll rewrite this, I swear, or at least think of a better summary/title. But for now, it works… I had Sunny D (or something, but it was orange!) and I'm hyper, but tired, so I'm writing this quickly… Eh, Peggi will reread for me later 3!

Not Another Love Song – Prologue

(A/N: this is where all the stuff I wrote on the plane would be, but Eevee is stupid and forgot, so for now, blank this space shall be. Baaaaad Eevee, baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad (whacks self with giant paper fan of doom!)

Peggi-NO! Bad Eevee, no hitting yourself, baaaad! (snatches fan from Eevee) No hitting yourself, we shall just have to watch anime until your brain starts working again, while conveniently drinking slash eating carbonated and sugerafied beverages and chariots.

Selene-Sugerafied? You made that up!

Peggi-Yesum., and your point?

Selene-That your making up words that make no sense and are causing chaos while there is supposed to be a fanfic here!

Peggi-You have no point, perish! (tackles and starts biting Selene)

Selene-AHHH! The midgets are attacking, AHHHHHH!

Peggi-MUNCH MUNCH, NAW NAW!

Eevee-Um…. Maybe I should just type and end this, ne? And now I will stop being lazy and actually start the fanfic (sweatdrops) Don't kill me?)

"You know what Peg?"

"What?"

"I'm bored…"

Sigh…

Long pause…

Silence.

"Know what Eve?"

"Nani?"

"I am to…"

Another sigh.

The stage set, an apartment in the rural area of a Maryland city. Normal enough on the outside to a passerby. Dulled white paint blended it with the rest of the neighborhood, with clear signs of cool fall all around.

"You know what evil-kitty-of-doom?"

Jasper, the evil-kitty-of-doom with dark fur, flicked his tail and rolled onto his back in front of the air vent that flooded the room with heat.

"Fine, don't ask!" A mess of brown and pastel colors, attached to a rather short looking girl with more light colored eyes, punched her hands in the direction of her lazy feline.

"Uh, Peggi, I don't think you should-" The red head with green eyes beside her started to say, but it was too little to late. Thud! "Never mind…"

Both females had been sitting upside down on the cough, hair flared out around them on the wooden floor. It was a boredom thing. Since their roommates had yet to return with the groceries for almost an hour, the two had been left to their mischief for three times the normal amount of 15 minutes. And so they had sat, blood rushing to their heads, for 6 minutes and 20 seconds.

Now, with the gesture the shorter girl had dramatically done, Peggi lay flat on her stomach, face on the cold bitter floor. Laughter echoed through the halls, the laughter of both girls.

"Eevee?" Peggi quizzed after the laughter had died a bit, not moving her face away from the wood where it was pressed. Eevee held her sides and gasped for air, hmm'ing to signal she was listening. "This would be the perfect moment for our posse to return, and all anime fall."

With some hooting this time, more laughter.

The ball of fur nearby twitched his tail and ear irritably. Jasper had had enough; rolled back onto his stomach and four paws and saw fit to exit the room. This did nothing but increase the mad fit of laughing and giggling.

"Would you shut up!" Else where Sanzo and crew traveled, as usual, across the plain further into the west in the transformed Hakuryuu. Gojyo and Goku sat in the back, arguing. To no ones surprise, Sanzo was slowly losing his temper in the passenger seat while Hakkai drove onward (A/N: I love that word, I really love that word). They were always arguing, and even if it didn't bother Hakkai, it annoyed the hell out of Sanzo.

"Gojyo started it!" Goku protested, pointing an accusing finger at the scarlet haired man beside him.

"What did you say, monkey boy!" Gojyo hissed, glaring down at Goku. Sanzo's eyebrow twitched, closing his eyes in order to attempt to calm himself.

"You did start it you pink haired freak!" Goku growled back, trying to appear much bigger than he obviously was.

"Pink haired freak? At least I'm not a shrimp monkey!" Gojyo shot back, and the fight once again commenced. Profanity and fists flew in the back seat like popcorn from an open popcorn popper. Even being a holy man, Priest Genjo Sanzo had had enough.

"I said shut up!" Sanzo shouted, pissed, whacking the two several times with his paper fan which once again had appeared out of nowhere.

"We should be coming up on the next town soon." Hakkai stated, still driving and still smiling, despite the scene his companions were making. Hakuryuu squeaked happily, the mini white dragon could still hear, even over the commotion.

"God damn, where does he keep that thing!" Gojyo asked no one in particular after Sanzo had ceased in his beating of the pair, leaving them both covered in bumps and broses.

Without warning, Hakuryuu let out a high-pitched shriek and the jeep jerked violently. The unexpected motion threw all four of them out and onto the ground. A shrill scream and a loud thump of something falling on a wooden floor flooded the air around them.

"What the hell!" Goku screamed, looking around wildly. Dramatic scene change, not only were they not in the jeep anymore, they weren't even outside anymore! "Where are we!"

The group now found themselves in a room, white with wooden floors, and windows flooded the room with light from outside. Very open, the room was rather under furnished with little furniture other than some side tables and a couch, pillows and blankets were the makeshift chairs for company, so it seemed. Something about the way it looked was foreign to them.

"Um… Excuse me?" A voice squeaked, causing them to turn their heads to see behind them. Two more had just made them selves known; two girls. One appeared fairly short and was situated on her back on the floor, looking back at them with confused blinking light blue eyes at them, oddly colored brown hair on her head. The other, who appeared to have fallen back, sat propping herself up with her arms, with brownish red hair and emerald eyes, her expression was a little more frightened than the other. "Yes, well-"

"Holy shitaki Eevee!" The shorter one squealed, sitting upright quickly and turned around to face them. "I didn't know you could summon people!"

The red head, Eevee, sweat dropped and covered her face with one hand, sighing loudly.

"I didn't mean to. You didn't hear me scream, did you Peggi?"

"… Yes, yes I did…"

"What are you talking about?" Sanzo asked, studying them with a cold expression.

"Uh…." Eevee swung her left arm back and smacked Peggi hard on the arm. "Thanks a lot Peg."

"I love you Eevee." Peggi stated with a cheesy grin, causing Eevee to sigh loudly again. Everyone in the room just sweat dropped or blinked in confusion.

"Right, okies… My name is Eevee Stone, and this is my cousin Peggi Crawford, and right now your standing in our apartment living room, and have broken a very nice table mind you." Her eyes fell to the ground a little to her right. Everyone fallowed her gaze, and Hakuryuu lay panting in the remains of what they had to assume was indeed a table at one time.

"Sorry about that." Goku said, with his own trademark grin as Hakkai made his way over to check or injuries on the tiny dragon.

"It's alright, we needed something to burn at the bonfire Friday anyway!" Peggi assured him, laughing now. From somewhere in the apartment the sound of a door being kicked open echoed.

"I heard bonfire!" A female voice squealed excitedly.

"God, we're gone 45 minutes and we come back and your plotting bonfires without us!" Another rang in with a short laugh, more of a rugged tone noticeable to it than the first. Paper bags roughly being put somewhere and footsteps on the wooden floor coming towards the room fallowed.

"Peggi you lied to me, I turned that store upside down and the grocery store didn't have any Saiyuk- EEE!" Two more girls entered the room, the one who had been speaking, about a head shorter than the one behind her, had long dark blue hair in a long braid falling just past her knee's, and just as dark blue eyes, wide with shock. "Hot bishounen alert!"

"Holy shit, what did you do!" The taller one said, just as bewildered as the first. Her moon silver hair was kept up in a messy bun, and her gold eyes matched the gold earring in her left ear.

"That's what I'd like to know." Gojyo agreed. A moment of silence, then all eyes feel on Peggi and Eevee. On instinct, Peggi pointed at Eevee.

"I plea the fifth!" Peggi shouted, and Eevee glared at her.

"Love you two, Peg!" But with no way out of it, Eevee sighed heavily again. "Uh, you see, I was picking up the Saiyuki DVD and well…. I sneezed…"