BLOOPERS

These are some funny moments that were done during the make of this wonderful thing. I am the director, and everyone plays their own parts.

Inside Mayor Masaki's office, Kayura and Dais, along with Darien and Amara sit in front of a large dark brown wooden desk. The chair on the opposite side of the desk was facing a large window overlooking the whole city.

Yosho: Do you know why I've called you here? *Said a voice from the turned chair.*

Darien: Yes, I do. It's because of your new curtains. They're beautiful

Yosho: *Spins around in chair and puts Ryo-Ohki on the table.* Yes aren't they.

Amara: Yeah, the fine stitching, and craftsmanship on them is amazing.

Dais: Where did you get these, Sears?

Yosho: No…

Rackso: CUT!! This isn't what's in the script. *Rubs head.* Let's do it again.

Yosho: Do you know why I've called you here? *Said a voice from the turned chair.*

Darien: Not really.

Kayura: Please, you have to tell me where you got these curtains from. I need some in my room. They make me feel all happy inside.

Dais: I know what you mean.

Rackso: CUT!! Not again. You people know your lines, can we just focus here!? TAKE 3!

Yosho: Do you know why I've called you here? *Said a voice from the turned chair.*

Darien: Not really.

Yosho: Well… *Turns around in his chair and is stroking Ryo-Ohki. He reached into a drawer and took out a carrot* Here you go Ryo-Ohki. *With the carrot he also took out a piece of paper* This is the name of my interior decorator.

Darien: *Took the paper* Martha Stewart! I've seen her on TV. Thanks Yosho!

Rackso: Oh God. CUT!! Uh, let's move on.

Mina: C'mon, in here. *Mina led Sage into a back room.* I don't know what this feeling is my good man, but I've never felt this way before.

Sage: I feel it too, I hope it's not gas. *Sage stared into Mina's eyes* I know what this is…*Sage's tummy rumbled* It is gas! *Sage did the unthinkable and cut the cheese*

Rackso: CUT!! Sage how could you… *lowers head* What did I do to deserve this. C'mon people, let's try it again.

Mina: C'mon, in here. *Mina led Sage into a back room.* I don't know what this feeling is my good man, but I've never felt this way before.

Sage: I feel it too, I hope it's not gas. *Sage stared into Mina's eyes* I know what this is. The feeling we are feeling is love.

Mina: Love? Yes that's it, we're in love with each other. *Mina took Sage's hand* I love this feeling called love. Huh? If you ask me there's one too many loves in this scene. Who wrote the script anyway?

Rackso: CUT!! I wrote it! Gotta problem with it?

Mina: And what a lovely script it is…you should win an Oscar! Can we do it over again.

Rackso: Sure…why not. I mean, it's not like we're wasting a thousand yen each second we're in here!

*Everyone had blank faces*

Rackso: You do know that we are wasting a thousand yen each second we're in here don't you? Okay, let's do it again.

Amy: Mina! Where are you?

Mina: Right here Amy.

Sage: Will I ever see you again?

Mina: I don't know Sage. I only know that I want to see you again. Kiss me before it's too late.

Sage: huh?

*Mina threw her lips against Sage's. They stayed there a little too long.*

Amy: (Whispers) Anytime now!

Rackso: CUT!! What's goin' on here?

*Mina and Sage are still kissing*

Rackso: What's wrong with you two? You know you left a few lines out, but I didn't wanna mess with a good thing.

Sage: (Mumbles) I'm kinda stuck!

Rackso: Your mother's a duck?

Sage: (Mumbles louder) I'm kinda stuck!

Rackso: Oh. *Gets off chair and proceeds to the set.* What do you mean, you're kinda stuck? *Puts hands between both of their heads, and pulls hard. Sage and Mina come apart.*

Sage: Owww! That hurts. Mina were you wearing a retainer?

Mina: Yeah.

Sage & Rackso: Why?

Mina because I forgot to take it off.

Amy: Oh brother! *Slaps forehead and looks pleadingly at the sky*

Rackso: See now you know how I feel. And we have to finish this today.

Sage: My tongue is bleeding.

Rackso: You got your tongue caught in Mina's retainer? Mina, why did you add a kiss there, there's not supposed to be a kiss there. Sage, go clean that off…you're dripping blood all over the set.

*Sage gets up and walks away*

Rackso: Let's try the next thing.

Trunks: *Is walking with Darien* Uncle, you see that guy in the green armor?

Darien: Yeah, so?

Trunks: Don't you know who that is? It's…It's Sage. Sage Date, the daughter of Dais and Amara!

Darien: *Eyes grow big* What, you mean my wife cheated on me with my worst enemy? And Sage is really a girl!?

Trunks: I—

Rackso: CUT!! What the hell was that? Amara doesn't cheat on Darien…Amara doesn't even do it with guys.

*Blank stares from everyone*

Rackso: Oh please like I'm the only one who knew about that. I'm only using her because no one else wanted to be married to Darien, and Serena wanted to be the bunny.

Serena: *Serena hops by in the bunny outfit.* Bunny! Bunny! Bunny! Bunny! Bunny!

Sage: There it is. *Sage stood outside of Mina's room in her backyard* The love of my life is in that room, I must talk to her, because I think I'm going crazy talking to myself. *Sage picked up a small rock and threw it at the window. No one came so he threw another one.*

Mina: *Mina just came out the shower and had her pajamas on. She picked up a brush and started brushing her hair.* Hmm? *Mina turned off the TV, and Mina heard a tapping sound coming from her balcony window* There it goes again. *Mina wet towards the window and opened it.* OUCH!! *Mina clutched her eye.*

Sage: Sorry!

Rackso: CUT!! Sage…did you through a rock in her eye?

Sage: On accident.

Rackso: Come here

*Sage comes towards Rackso*

Rackso: Now, let's get something strait here. Do I look like a clown?

Sage: No

Rackso: Well, all the executives will be laughing at me tomorrow if I don't get this finished! And you won't get paid. Do we understand each other?

*Sage nodded his head*

Rackso: Good.

*Sage took his place back on set. Mina picked up the rocks, and threw them at Sage. But since she couldn't see, they all missed.*

Rackso: *Stands near Mina* Are you okay?

Mina: No.

Rackso: Do you want me to kiss it and make it all better?

Mina: Yes.

Rackso: WELL THAT'S TOO BAD!! *Goes back to his chair* Let's do it again.

Sage: There it is. *Sage stood outside of Mina's room in her backyard* The love of my life is in that room, I must talk to her, because I think I'm going crazy talking to myself. *Sage picked up a small rock and threw it at the window. No one came so he threw another one.*

Mina: *Mina just came out the shower and had her pajamas on. She picked up a brush and started brushing her hair.* Hmm? *Mina turned off the TV, and Mina heard a tapping sound coming from her balcony window*

CRASH!! *A rock flew threw the window*

Sage: Sorry!

Rackso: CUT!! CUT!! CUT!! *Rips out his hair* We're losing daylight, let's do the next scene.

Amy: Hurry up Yulie, you're lagging behind. *Amy and Yulie walk up to Sage, Kento, and Cye* I'm here to talk to him. *She pointed at Sage,* I have personal things to discuss, and you all can watch my little friend. *Amy pushes Yulie to Kento and Cye*

*Amy and Sage started walking away*

Kento: Woooooo Sage, I see you're into older women now. Go get 'em tiger!

*Kento and Cye both laugh, and they take Yulie over to the swings. Amy and Sage are actually saying the right lines, but Rackso has his eyes on Yulie*

Rackso: (Whispers) What are they doing?

*Sage and Amy are still talking. Kento and Cye are pushing Yulie on the swings. They push him a little too high, and a little too hard.*

Kento & Cye: Whoops!

Yulie: WEEEEEEE!! *Yulie goes flying off the swings and into a tree.* Ouch!

Rackso: CUT!! Someone, get that kid outta that tree. Good job you Amy and Sage.

Amy: Hurry up Yulie, you're lagging behind. *Amy and Yulie walk up to Sage, Kento, and Cye* I'm here to talk to him. *She pointed at Sage,* I have personal things to discuss, and you all can watch my little friend. *Amy pushes Yulie to Kento and Cye*

*Amy and Sage started walking away*

Kento: Woooooo Sage, I see you're into older women now. Go get 'em tiger!

*Kento and Cye both laugh, and they take Yulie over to the swings. Amy and Sage are actually saying the right lines, but Rackso has his eyes on Yulie*

Kento: Hey get back here!

*Yulie is still disoriented from his unscheduled flight, and he wanders into a busy street*

HONK!! HOOONK!! *A huge big rig runs right over Yulie. And Yulie is sent flying down, down, down the road!*

Rackso: CUT!! Oh no! His parents are gonna kill me for killing him. *Runs over to the big rig* Hey, driver!

*Mina came out of the driver's seat of the big rig*

Rackso: Mina! What the hell are you doing?

Mina: I'm taking my driving test. I figured since you don't need me for this scene, I thought I would fulfill my dream to become a trucker.

Rackso: Oh… Well first of all, don't fulfill anything while we're shooting this. And that's all (Thinking) I wonder can we do the scene without him…No! We started with a little kid, and we'll end with a little kid. (Out loud again) RINI! Take Yulie's place.

*Rini comes on the set*

Rackso: No one will be able to tell the difference. Let's just finish this scene where Mina drove the truck in. Rini, go stand by the swings, and don't touch anything. Mina…get that truck outta here.

Mina: Kay! *Mina hopped in the driver's seat, and started the truck. She drove down the rode*

*Amy and Rini got into there, convertible and drove off*

KA-BOOOM!! *A fiery explosion happened. Mina came back a few minutes later and was covered in black smoke and her hair was on fire.*

Rackso: Someone wanna put that out? Thank God we finished this scene before that happened.

Mina: *Mina is sitting in her bed* I have to do this now. *Mina popped open the bottle and started to drink* Oh god! *Spits out all liquid, and through up on the sheets* This is horrible! *Throws the bottle on the floor*

Rackso: CUT!! Now what the heel—

Mina: Oh man what is that stuff!?

Rackso: What's wrong? *Buries head in hands and starts to cry* Why me! Why me! I knew I should have become a dentist like mother wanted—but no I had to be a director. What's WRONG MINA!

Mina: This stuff tastes nasty. *Mina hopped out of the messy bed*

Rackso: Kento!

Kento: *Runs on stage* Yeah boss?

Rackso: What happened here? I told you to fill up the bottle with juice.

Kento: I did fill up the bottle—but not with juice.

Rackso: Then with what? *Thinks for a second, and sees Kento blush* Oh God…no you didn't. You did. You nasty son of a…of a…of a turtle! Yeah, you heard me a turtle!

Kento: I'm sorry, but I couldn't find the bathroom in time, and I didn't just wanna go somewhere on stage.

Rackso: Don't—Just save it. Ooh I just don't know what I should do to you! Vegeta! Please fill this up with something drinkable.

Vegeta: *Takes the bottle out of Rackso's hand* What do I look like a messenger boy? *Mumbles things as he walks off*

Rackso: Lita, please change these sheets on the bed.

Lita: Right away sir.

*Hours later*

Rackso: Now let's do this again.

Mina: *Mina is sitting in her bed* I have to do this now. *Mina popped open the bottle and started to drink* Hey, this isn't good! Whoa! *Mina started dancing on her bed*

Rackso: CUT!! Vegeta! What did you give her!

Vegeta: *Points to the empty coffee pot on the table*

Rackso: Why?

Vegeta: I wasn't about to walk around and get something to drink for this bimbo. I'm no slave…I'm a prince!

Rackso: Prince my—

Kento: Ask him about the bet.

Rackso: Oh yeah…you are my slave 'cause you lost the poker game.

Vegeta: Damn! I thought you forgot.

Rackso: This "bimbo" as you say has to sleep, or act sleep for two days, she can't do that if she's hyped up on coffee! Chimps…I'm working with chimps! No chimps would do a better job than you guys. *Takes another bottle from his pocket* I'm gonna go fill this up.

Mina: Look at all the pretty birds.

Amy: Mina, we're inside a studio, and there aren't any window in this part of it.

Mina: Really…but I could've sworn I saw some birds.

Rackso: *Walking off* If you want something done right…you gotta do it your self. *Comes back a few minutes later.* Here Mina! *Gives Mina the bottle* it's cherry flavored.

Mina: Really!?

Rackso: Uh…yeah.

Trunks: I thought you don't want her to be hyper. SO why are you giving her some cherry flavored juice.

Rackso: I didn't, it's water with sleeping pills and food coloring.

Mina: *Mina is sitting in her bed* I have to do this now. *Mina popped open the bottle and started to drink* Hey, this isn't cherry! *Mina swallowed the liquid and started to choke.* I…can't…breathe! *Mina passed out.*

Yosho: *Standing in front of the mausoleum* I hope you're all happy! I really hope you all are happy. Life for these two has ended.

Lita: Who wants some brownies!?

Yosho: And Lunch has begun.

*Everyone on and off stage, even Mina and Sage, went to get some of Lita's fresh brownies.

Rackso: CUT!! Lita, why? This is the end part where everyone is supposed to be sad.

Lita: I just felt like making brownies, that's all. Do you want some?

Rackso: No! What I want is for this movie to be over so I can get paid and retire.

Lita: Are you sure?

Rackso: YES!! But those do smell pretty good. Fine!

Lita: *Lita gave Rackso some brownies and a glass of milk* Now, isn't that better?

Rackso: Much better. Now back to work.

Yosho: *Standing in front of the mausoleum* I hope you're all happy! I really hope you all are happy. Life for these two has ended. but you all live knowing that your stupid feuds have killed your only children. Now maybe you can put all things aside and live the rest of your lives in peace. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to visit my son at the Hardrock Cemetery. He's another casualty of this feud.

Lita: Stop harassing me! I ran out of fudge I can't make you anymore brownies.

*Lita and Kento ran on set and through he crowd of people.*

Yosho: Uh, son! You're alive! But how?

Rackso: CIUE!! *Chokes off a mouth full of brownies, reaches for the glass of milk and drinks it all.* Kento! You're supposed to be dead! Why are you here!?

*Kento and Lita look where they are*

Kento: Oh, I didn't know we wandered on stage. Sorry man.

Lita: Yeah, sorry.

Rackso: I forgive you Lita.

Kento: What about me!?

Rackso: You're dead, like I'd spend my time talking to a dead guy.

Yosho: *Standing in front of the mausoleum* I hope you're all happy! I really hope you all are happy. Life for these two has ended. but you all live knowing that your stupid feuds have killed your only children.

Mina & Sage: Oww!

*The people carrying them dropped them hard on the floor*

Rackso: Cut! Please people, this is one of the last scenes. Can we get it right?

Yosho: *Standing in front of the mausoleum* I hope you're all happy! I really hope you all are happy. Life for these two has ended. but you all live knowing that your stupid feuds have killed your only children. Now maybe you can put all things aside and live the rest of your lives in peace. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to visit my son at the Hardrock Cemetery. He's another casualty of this feud. If you ask me, you all need therapy. *Walks off*

*Everyone walks off*

Serena: BUNNY! BUNNY! BUNNY! BUNNY! *Serena hops on set with her bunny costume, then hops away* BUNNY! BUNNY! BUNNY! BUNNY!

Rackso: You are a special child aren't you? We'll just edit that out later. Narrator, say your poem, then we're doing the next scene. And after that, I can go stand in front of a train.