MILD SPOILER WARNING: I guess you could say that there are spoilers…. But aside from new character introductions, the series is pretty self explanatory after the first season. No outcomes or twists are reveled. Really, if you've seen the first two episodes (aka exposition hell) you're in good shape.
And now...
Bohemian Ranma
A parody to Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody"
as sung by Ranma (in an overly dramatic moment of self pity)
and most of the Ranma 1/2 cast
(cue music)
Ranma: Is this my real wife?
Or a sick fantasy?
Trapped by Tendo's side,
No escape from society.
Look at those thighs
Is there no escape for me?
I'm just a half-boy
Ryoga and Moose: (sadly) Half-boy…
Ranma: It ain't my cup of tea.
Because I'm baka this
Baka that
Yeah, so I
Said she's fat...
Everywhere that I go
'Seems everyone's engaged to me…
...to me…
(piano solo)
Father just conned a man
To this girl, he said I'd wed
'I don't dig 'er, I'll be dead.
Old man, it sucks to be your son
'Cause now you've gone and signed my life away… …again.
Father, OOOOOooooo
See, these boobs ain't gonna fly
If I'm not male again this time tomorrow
I'll beat you
Black and blue
An ' leave yuh in the gutter... (chuckles sinisterly)
(piano solo)
Too late.
Cold water runs
'Sends shivers down my spine,
'Body's changin' all the time.
Goodbye everybody.
To Jusenkyo!
'Gonna leave this form behind
For a normal youth.
Father! OOOooooo
Nabikki and Kasumi: ...his life sure blows...
Ranma: They won't turn me bi!
High time I find the one spring to rule them all!
(guitar solo, then piano interrupts for next movement)
Ryoga: I see a little sad excuse-o of a man
Ranma: What's the use
You're like Moose
Will you get a damn ego?
Soun and Genma: Martial arts and fighting!
Battle aura igniting me!
Ranma: Jusenkyo!
Moose, Genma, Ryoga: Jusenkyo?
Ranma: Jusenkyo!
Moose, Genma, Ryoga: Jusenkyo!
Ranma, Moose, Genma, Ryoga: Jusenkyo! Here we go!
(in harmony) China ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Hoe? (Shampoo attacks them)
Ranma: I'm just a half boy,
Nobody gets me
Rest of the cast: He's just a half boy from a weird family.
Spare him this life of feminintiy
(piano rift)
Ranma: Sleazy bums. Pointless foes. Where's Jusenkyo?
Kuno, Ryoga, Moose, Principal Kuno: (out of no where) Kill Ranma!
Shampoo, Ukyo, Kodachi: No!
We Will not let him go!
Akane: Let him go!
P-Chan: --Squeal! Squeal! Squeal!--
Akane: (to P-Chan) I will not let you go.
Ranma: Let him go! (gets splashed)
Kuno, Happosai: Girl Ranma!
Kuno: I will not let you go!
Ranma fem: Let me go!
Happosai: Look at those breasts grow!
Ranma fem: Let me go!
Ramiko Takahashi: Where did my ratings go?
Fans: There the ending goes….. Oh Oh oh oh oh oh...
(season 7000+ begins) No, no no no No No NO! (pulling out hair)
Viz: Oh such a drama! Ranma romma!
Me: I'll write an op'ra?
Rest of the cast/fans: Heaven's no!
Ranma: Takahashi has a plot twists put aside for me
Rest of the Cast: For we?
Ranma and Akane: For WE!
(chaotic Ranma 1/2 mayhem during instrumental solo as fans elate and Takahashi counts her money)
Ranma: (fed up and pissed off) So you think you can splash me and write a hentai?
So they'll cheap' animate me and wave us good-bye?
Oh, Akane
I've become my own cliche!
Just gotta get out,
Just gotta get some new career...
(instrumental solo as Ranma checks the want ads)
Whole Ranma 1/2 Cast: (waving hands and nodding in agreement)
Oooooooooooooo
Ooooo yeah, Ooooo yeah.
(Ranma stands alone as music dies down)
Ranma: Manhood really matters,
'Least it does to me
Though the plot is scattered
Manhood just still matters to me.
(piano rift)
Akane: Don't dismay, Anything Goes... (shrugs)
(fin)
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