Disclaimer thing: I think this is one of the funniest pairings in the history of anime. I was watching the Trigun DVDs with my little sister who likes to randomly shout out strange pairings when she shouted out, "KURONEKOxVASH" And I started laughing until I actually thought about it... Why is Kuroneko ALWAYS near Vash? Hmmm... and thus, this fic (more like drabble) was born.

So yeah, I don't own Trigun. Surprise, surprise.

.Bizarre.

If there's one word to describe myself it would be the word bizarre. I am a small black cat who pops out of nowhere and says,"Nyeow" a lot. I follow around the infamous Vash the Stampede and his crew. But mostly Vash...

It might be a little weird... ok a LOT weird... considering we're different species and all but... there's a reason I follow him around. I'll only tell you if you promise not to gag, alright? I... I think I love him.. HEY! Don't laugh! This is serious...

But, being a cat, my mind sometimes wanders from Vash. If someone drops a sandwich and I start to eat it or I fall asleep, Vash sneaks off for one reason or another and I have to follow those insurance girls because somehow, wherever Vash goes, they seem to be there also.

Humans may be right about Vash bringing trouble wherever he goes. Whenever I try to find him, or am around him, bad stuff always happens to me, like getting caught an a REAL typhoon or eating a tracking device. Don't laugh! How was I supposed to know that tall girl had put that thing in his sandwich! People throw me across rooms too! I don't get hurt because, being a cat, I land on my feet, but still. Its not much fun.

...Back to the point... Vash... has always been nice to me. He feeds me and pets me and.. he just makes me feel... happy.

Even if I wanted to tell him, i couldn't though. I'm a cat. We have a tendency to not be able to speak human-talk. Besides... I'm just some weird little cat that follows him around.

That's right. That's me. Weird. Strange. Odd. Abnormal. Freakish. Curious. Queer. Wonky. Funky. Peculiar. Unnatural. The list is endless...

...Bizarre...

Nyeow.

.END.

starts laughing- Sorry, I can't believe I wrote that... Go ahead. Review and say stuff like "That was disgusting". I don't blame you. It kinda was.

SO FLAME ME! FLAME ME I SAY! I WON'T EVEN MOCK THE FLAMES BECAUSE YOU WILL PROBABLY BE RIGHT IN WHATEVER YOU SAY! ... ja ne :D