(I will put the disclaimer first, so I don't have to write it later)
DISCLAIMER
ME: WOOOHOOO! I OWN HARRY POTTER AFTER BUYING IT OFF OF EBAY!
J.K.: NO YOU DON'T!
ME: YES I DO! HERE ARE THE COPYRIGHT FORMS! HAHAHAH!
J.K.: (PULLS OUT WAND AND POINTS IT AT FORMS) INCENDIO!
ME: (WACHES PAPERS SRIVEL UP IN FIRE) NOOOOOOOO!
J.K.: HAHAHAHAHA!
Now that that is done, on with the story!