Disclaimer: I do not own Harry potter or any other characters related even though I wish I did.
Luna: hello people, finally I got the next chapter up!
Moony in distance: Luna where are my pants!
Padfoot2 walks in: Moony I found your pants!
Moony walks in, in her p.j's and yells at Luna: LUNA just why are you wearing my pants!
Luna: got to go but I hope that you people enjoy the story!
Luna runs like it's the end of the world with Moony close behind.
Padfoot2 looks on with a very interested face then turns to audience: Well on with the story!
The night of the dance
Harry was over by the punch bowl and Sirius was trying to convince him to spike the punch. "Come on Harry just a little please for your favorite godfather?" Sirius whines.
"Sirius you're my only godfather." Harry said matter-of-factly.
Suddenly the doors to the great hall burst open and in stepped-
The dork lord! (A/n he found a new name for himself.)
"Mwahahahahahaha, I have you now potty, no wait I mean potter. Mwahahahahaha cough, cough Water, water I need water." He said in a choked voice that was not so evil.
Then Harry had a flash back.
Flashback
"OK Harry now to pick your nose you have to thrust your index finger up your nose." Sirius explanted to Harry.
"But yoda (a/n Sirius had insisted that Harry called him yoda) why can't I use any other finger?" Harry asked.
"Well… you just can't ok now listen you thrust it up your nose and you search for the biggest plumpest yummiest bogger ever, ok you with me so far?" He asked Harry.
"Yep, you thrust your index finger up your nose and you search for the biggest plumpest yummiest bogger ever. Right?" Harry said.
"Good now you hook it with your finger nail and you pull it out and volla you have picked your nose!"Sirus said with joy.
End of flashback
"Potter wake up I'm talking to you hey listen to me I am important hello!" The dork lord was yelling and jumping in front of Harry when he come back form having the flashback.
So Harry gets right to business he thrust his index finger up his nose and searched for the biggest plumpest yummiest bogger ever, then he hooked it with his finger nail and pulled it out, and offered it to the dork lord.
"Please take this bogger as a peace offering between us." Harry said while offering the bogger to the dork lord.
The dork lord was so toughed that he did the same thing. Then they swapped baggers and put them back up there own noses and then became friends. The world was no longer in danger thanks be to the friendship bogger.
The end
Luna: Happy christmas.
Padfoot2: it's not chistmas yet.
Luna: well I'm getting ahead.
Moony: Luna you at all the choclate, my only means of survival!
Luna: well I had to have suger after you chased me all over town!
Moony: oh I quite I can't baby sit you anymore it's too tough! walks off
Luna: I wasn't aware that she was babysitting us.
Padfoot2: nether was I. Well we better go and bring her back before she hurts herself.
Luna: yep R&R please and now this fic has ended.