Hey hey! Sorry I have updated in many months, got writer's block (been drawing a lot instead :D ) But now, I'm back with chapter 2 of this ficcie:) Yay! Enjoy!
"Welcome back to the one and only Final Fantasy Idol!" Isaaru exclaimed.
"Here I am, Isaaru, your host! Let's say hello to the-
"Shut up and get to the point, idiot!" Sephiroth shot Isaaru a nasty look, making Isaaru jump.
"Okay then, we're continuing the auditions here in Midgar, and let's welcome our next auditioner!" Isaaru finished. The camera went to the audition room, with Barret, Yuna, and Sephiroth waiting. Meanwhile, Yuffie, Aeris, and Tifa were laughing outside.
"Can't wait for the turnout of this!" Yuffie said between laughs.
"Heh." Said Aeris smiling. Finally the next auditioner walked into the room.
"And your name is?" asked Yuna.
"Vincent Valentine…" he replied. He exchanged a glare with Sephiroth.
"So, Vincent, what will you be singing?"
" ………"
"Uh… okay, go ahead and start then." Yuna sweatdropped.
I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my cape, so sexy that it hurts….
He then threw off his cape. Barret and Sephiroth roared. Barret could hardly breath.
"DANG Vince, you gonna make me PEE!" he said while laughing his head off. Tears were streaming down Sephiroth's face, he clutched his stomach, and kept laughing. Yuna's face had turned red, and she giggled hard behind her paper. Vincent's face looked like a tomato.
"Look, I was paid to do this, okay!" his face was redder than ever.
"Well, that's nice, but we're sending ya to the next round anyway." said Barret.
"WHAT!" Vincent, Yuna, and Sephiroth all yelled.
"We could use some entertainment in this competition, so why not?" he replied.
"True, true." Sephiroth agreed.
"Alright." Yuna giggled again. Vincent looked appalled. He was then handed the yellow paper and he walked out. The three girls were waiting to see the result outside. Vincent then waved it in the air to see their reaction.
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!" Yuffie screamed. Tifa was shocked. Aeris merely stared.
"YOU MEAN WE WASTED MONEY FOR YOU TO MAKE THE NEXT ROUND!" Yuffie and Tifa yelled in unison. Vincent shrugged and stalked off. Yuffie was extremely angry.
"Darn him! My song was actually original too!" she pouted.
"Well, I'll make up for it. I'm next" said Tifa.
"Good luck!" Aeris and Yuffie told their friend.
"Thanks!" said Tifa as she walked to the audition room.
"Yo Tifa!" Barret waved at his friend.
"Hey!" she smiled.
"Well, sing away!" said Yuna.
Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want
So tell me what you want what you really really want
I wanna I wanna I wanna…
really really really wanna zig-a-zig ahh
If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends
Make it last forever, friendship never ends….
"Okay, that's good." said Yuna, stopping her.
"Man Tifa, that was DA BOMB!" said Barret. Sephiroth just nodded.
"Well, Tifa, I think you're through to the next round. Congrats." Yuna handed her the yellow paper.
"Thanks!" Tifa ran out of the room, jumped in the air, waved her paper and screamed.
"YEEEEAAAAAH! GO TIFA!" Yuffie exclaimed. Aeris was smiling.
"Well, I guess we'll be competing in the next round, huh?"
"Yup." Tifa replied. The three girls walked away, as the next contestant went to the room.
"Name?" Yuna asked.
"Cid Highwind. I'm gonna sing I Believe I Can Fly."
"Off you go then." said Sephiroth.
I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
All I wanted was a chicken wing
But I got banned from Burger King…
"Um… did you get two songs mixed together?" Yuna half-smiled.
"I dunno."
Barret and Sephiroth chuckled. They both shook their heads.
"You sing like… someone who can't sing." Sephiroth laughed.
"Sorry Cid. You won't be going to the next round." said Yuna.
"WELL YOU ALL! #$# &$$!" he swore while he stomped out.
"He sure needs anger management." Sephiroth muttered. Yuna nodded in agreement.
"NEXT!" called out Barret. Cloud walked in. After exchanging glares with Sephiroth and waves with Barret, he introduced himself to Yuna.
"Cloud Strife, I'm going to sing Livin La Vida Loca." he said. Sephiroth and Barret gave him the O.o look.
She's into superstition, black cats and voodoo dolls
I feel a premonition, that girl's gonna make me fall
She'll make you take your clothes off and go dancing in the rain
Once you've had a taste of her you'll never be the same
Like a bullet to your brain
Upside, inside out
She's livin la vida loca
She'll push and pull you down
Livin la vida loca
"It was just okay for me." said Yuna.
"You gotta have more OOMPH ya know?" said Barret.
"You're not through. See ya!" Sephiroth glared again. Cloud just shrugged and walked out.
"Well, I believe that's all the contestants for Mid-
Isaaru was then trampled by the Turks.
"WE'RE GONNA DO A GROUP SONG!" they yelled after running into the audition room.
EIGHT HUNDRED FIVE EIGHT EIGHT TWO THREE HUNDRED….
EIGHT HUNDRED FIVE EIGHT EIGHT TWO THREE HUNDRED
EIGHT HUNDRED FIVE EIGHT EIGHT TWO THREE HUNDRED……………..
EMPIRE!
"DID WE MAKE IT!"
"NO! NOW GET THE HECK OUTTA HERE!" all the judges yelled. The Turks scrambled.
"Honestly. What was that!" said Yuna sighing.
"A bunch of idiots advertising in an idiotic way." replied Sephiroth. He started laughing along with the other two.
"So, we're heading to Alexandria tomorrow?" asked Yuna.
"Yep."
"More talent I hope. Then again, some humor would be good too, eh Seph?" Barret said. Sephiroth snickered. Meanwhile, Isaaru was rushed to the hospital for broken bones….
Mwee… that took a while…XD
Yuffie: I WANNA BE THE REPLACEMENT HOST FOR ALEXANDRIA!
Me: Kay, but only til Isaaru recovers…
Yuffie: I know…..
Anyway, I'm skippin the FF8 characters. (sorry FF8 fans! Please don't kill me!) I haven't played it… so it'd be too hard T.T
So, we are heading to Alexandria for Final Fantasy 9 charas! (Yay! Me favorite Final Fantasy of all….:) From then on, it's 10, then X-2, and maybe some Kingdom Hearts XD See ya!
-Tamao