Chapter 1: Inside The Ring.

P. Q. : This is just a thought that occured to me while watching "Sailor Moon: The Promise of the Rose". Good movie. I rewound the ending three times just so I could hear the song, "The Power of Love." Don't know who sings it, but it's nice. If ya find any bloops, just laugh. For my R's&R's, Yami-Bakura is just Bakura, and Ryou is Ryou.

Disclaimer: Again, I don't own "Yu-Gi-Oh!" Everyone knows that. Moving on...

Summary: This chapter takes place inside the Millennium Ring after Bakura had spent the day causing trouble, a.k.a. harrassing others. Here we discover that Yami-Bakura shop:lifts: from Wal-Mart, gets thrills out of playing with colored condems, and keeps jelly-beans in his portable closet. Why the jelly-beans, not even he knows. I don't even know. Maybe 'cause they're so colorful? Shrug...

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Bakura lay on his bed of straw inside the Millennium Ring snoozing. He had been pretty warn out after all the mischief he had caused the day before and was too tired to even holler at Ryou to make his bed upstairs. So he decided snoozing in the Ring was the best course of action. Besides, he wanted to make sure Ryou hadn't corrupted the Ring with his 'goodness'. Once he made sure the Ring wasn't corrupted, he found his way to his soul room.

It was mostly dark, except for the faint glow of torches that lined the grimmy, discolored walls. In one corner, sat a huge portable closet, which he had stolen from a Wal-Mart, and filled with all sorts of naughty goodies. Such as whips, chains, handcuffs, switches, lubricants, condems, various other sex toys, and jelly-beans. Why he stuck a jar of jelly beans in his 'sex closet', as he called it, he had no idea. Perhaps they were intended for use on an unsuspecting Marik? Oh, well. And why the condems? He never used them...then he remembered.

They were there for two reasons. One was to fill them with water and toss them at Joeys head, should he become annoying. Or, to whack someone else and let Joey get the blame for it. Bakura always found it amusing how the strong, masculine Joey would stutter as he tried to explain what he was doing carrying a bunch of condems around in his pocket at school for.

Reason two was because he loved getting Mr. Mutou worked up about Yugi having sex at the age of 15. Bakura'd sneak into the storage unit of the Turtle Game Shop, and there, leave two condems. Usually bright red, and bright green. Since they wereYugi's favorite colors. The bright red one he'd leave on a shelf, in plain sight, unused. The bright green one he'd place strategically on the floor so that Mr. Mutou couldn't help but to step down on it. And of course, what fun would it be if it were...unused? So naturally, Bakura'd use it before placing it on the floor. After all, it had to look convincing.

It was so hysterical to hear Mr. Mutou yell, "YUGI! GET YOUR RUMP DOWN HERE THIS INSTANT!" and just as much fun listening to Yugi deny that the used and unused condems were his. Then the Pharaoh'd come down to see what all the yelling was about and Mr. Mutou'd jump all over him for introducing such things to his grandson. The Pharaoh, of course, would deny doing such a thing, and Mr. Mutou'd take to chasing him around with his broom, whacking him with it, yelling, "KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF MY GRANDSON! HE'S NOT GAYYYY!"

'Really!' Bakura had laughed. 'The Almighty Pharaoh, The Legendary King of Games, running from, of all things, a BROOM!' It was so hysterical to think, that Bakura had nearly dropped his bag of recently stolen goods. 'That's a laugh! Joey, Yugi, and Ryou probably wouldn't think so, but Kaiba would, if he knew.' Bakura stood for a moment thinking about what Kaiba'd say if he were to see the Pharaoh being chased around with a broom. Then his thoughts had drifted back to the jelly-beans. 'Why did I put those there?' He wondered, but still he came up blank.

Shrugging, he had walked over to his cherry finished desk, which he had position against the south wall of his soul room, also something he had stolen from Wal-Mart. Honestly! It was just there for display. It's not like they were making money off it or something. Besides, he liked how he could see his handsome reflection in it's smooth, glossy surface, and...it was red. His favorite color.

Bakura dumped the contents of the bag onto his desk. And was surprised to see a four inch porciline figurine with two tiny sapphire eyes looking up at him. They almost seemed to glow. A PRECIOUS MOMENTS thingy! WHAAA-How had that gotten in there! Bakura closed his eyes and shuddered in disgust. Hewww! Those things gave him the creeps. He decided he'd sort through his stolen goods tomorrow. In the meantime, however, he turned the creepy little figurine towards the back of his desk, and went over to his shelf on the East wall. That's where he kept all his weapons.

He had looked over each item carefully, wondering which of them would work best on that creepy thing, should it start staring at him again. After what seemed like forever, he had finally chosen his weapon and went to lie down on his bed, which was in the North/Eastern corner of his soul room. 'If that creepy little doll starts moving,' he told himself, wielding his hammer. 'I'm going to smash it!' Bakura glared at the doll, just daring it to move.. "Come on, you damn thing!" he yelled. "Move!" But it never did.

Instead, it just sat there the way Bakura had positioned it. "Humph. Well, good." he said to the ugly little doll. "You'd better not move." Bakura lay the hammer down next to him, just in case the ugly thing decided to change it's mind, rolled over onto his right side, covered up with his dark burgandy blanket, also stolen from Wal-Mart, they had great stuff, and went to sleep.

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P. Q. 'Pharaoh's Queen' : Well, how was it? "Was it good? Tell me it was good. It was good right? It must've been good." Hee-hee! I got that from Pegasus while he was dueling Yugi at the end of the "Duelist Kingdom" arc. Burgandy...me love that color...however, purple's my favorite. Hence why I like Dark Magician so much. Plus, I like his hair color. DMG's cool too.

Anyway, this was only supposed to be one chapter, but I decided to make another. I've never been good at one page essays, sories. Once I'd start writting, I'd end up with 3-8 pages of stuff instead of one. But at least I'd get "A's". I don't think there'll be a third chapter, but ya never know. Right now, I don't even know. Depends on how chap 2 goes.

To my R's&R's, thanks for r&r'ing my stuff. As soon as I get a moment, I'll be sure to check out yours and your suggestions. I'm currently working on updates and with this computer, it could take me awhile. But I will A.S.A.P. Thanks for being patient and please, R&R. Keep up the good work on your stuff too! -P.Q.