Horo Horo and Ren: Translation
Summary: To be fair, Seve-sama is writing Yaoi since he has written Yuri and Incest. Horo Horo and Ren are always fighting, but what do their insults actually translate into?
Genre: Romance/Humor
Written By: Sevetenks, the Ultimate Fusion
Disclaimer: Haruko is mine! No one else though… Haruko (an older version) has joined the Seve-tachi by the way.
Rating: PG-13
Yoh Asakura sighed as he bounced his gigglingbaby niece on his knee, the brown haired Macchi-clone, Haruko, giggled happily. Hao and Macchi had only been alive two months, and they had managed to create a baby. Still, Haruko was adorable and everyone thought so, even Anna.
Now then, why was Yoh sighing? Well, Horo Horo, also known as Horokeu Usui, and Ren Tao, were fighting again. Why did they always fight?
"What did you say Horo Horo?" roared Ren in a blind fury.
"You're a weak jerk! I could take you out, any day, like today for example!" yelled Horo Horo. Ren blushed for about a millisecond before reply.
"Oh yeah!" responded Ren angrily, and Horo grinned triumphantly. .
"You suck nine bottle of milk at a time, you jerk!" snapped Horo Horo.
"I bet you couldn't even drink eight and a quarter!" replied Ren arrogantly.
"No, that's too little! How about eight and a half?" questioned Horo Horo with a strange emotion written all over his face. Ren smirked.
"Fine! I'll see you in the kitchen, weakling!" snapped Ren, and the two walked off. After seeing that no one was in there, they began to make out. Now let's take a look at Ren's ingenious "how we keep our relationship a secret" plan, shall we?
Operation: How We Keep Our Relationship a Secret
Phase One: Speak In Code
What really was said:
"What did you say Horo-kun?" asked Ren hopefully.
"You're looking good today! Wanna go out? How's tonight?" yelled Horo Horo as a light blush graced Ren's face.
"Oh yes, please!" exclaimed Ren happily, and Horo Horo grinned triumphantly.
"Should I meet you at Dairy Queen around nine?" asked Horo Horo quickly.
"How's eight fifteen?" asked Ren worriedly.
"Sorry, but the best I can do is eight thirty!" replied Horo Horo hopefully. Ren smiled.
"Wanna go make out in the kitchen, sexy?" asked Ren, and the two walked off. After seeing that no one was there, they began to make out.
The End
Weird, is it not? Ah well… Best I could do…
Sevetenks, the Ultimate Fusion