Me: This is a one-shot I started writing awhile back. Hope you enjoy

"A royal pain in the mouth."

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"I SWEAR I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!" Sora screamed with tiny tears swelling from the sides of his blue eyes. He gazed desperately at Donald and Goofy who had plugged there ears to block out his overloaded screeching and glanced at the hotel door.

˜SSSHHHH! You're going to wake up the whole town!" Donald hissed, anger swelling.

Sora chose to just glare at his feathered friend as the pain in his mouth reached another pitch. Damn why did he have to be a moron and eat all those cookies? Maybe then he would have been a little less irritated then he was at the moment.

"All right," Donald huffed, glaring at the brunette. "I say we tell Riku and Kairi."

Goofy nodded in agreement. "You've had cold sores before, Sora, haven't ya? Shucks, sure seems to hurt though. How big is it?"

"Its big, its nasty, and its PAINFUL!" he whined failing to keep his voice down and inside his throat. Another ripple of pain jolted his mouth and he winced letting out a pathetic squeak.

Donald chuckled under his breath and waddled over to the door. "I'll get Kairi and Riku. Maybe they can pick up some medicine." Then he added almost challengingly, "Then we can all laugh together."

"Why you- OW!" The brunette's hand covered over his pink swelled lip glaring steadily as Donald strode out the door with Goofy fallowing behind.

"Damn it.." he mumbled, laying his head back against the soft, cotton material of the bed spread. He brushed a strayed lock of cinnamon brown hair out of his eyes and blinked up at the ceiling, cursing himself. He and his friends had come to Traverse Town to visit Leon and the others. They had just come back from a giant dinner put on by Aerith and Yuffie, and when Aerith brought out her home baked cookies nearly everyone rushed to retrieve them. He had snatched more then the others by a long shot and Riku had chased him around the house desperate to receive his fair share. As stupid as Sora knew he was, he had tried to eat all the cookies by the time Riku caught him but as he had edged the last one to his lips, Riku succeeded in snatching it away and Sora's teeth dug deep into the inner skin of his lip instead.

The teen winced at the memory, shoving it out of his head as fast as he could. He pushed himself off the bed leaning in toward the large mirror framed on the wall pulling his lower lip down to glimpse the large wound etched beneath. He found the sight overly sickening.

"ARGH! Why me?"

"'Cause you stole my cookies, that's why."

The scene that fallowed from the current interruption was a matter of Sora banging his head against the mirror, being knocked back onto the bed by the force, and bouncing off the cushiony surface and down to the floor at Riku's feet.

Everyone stood silent.

˜Well," Kairi spoke up, stepping out from behind Riku. "That was entertaining."

The teen struggled to his feet. "Shut it," he mumbled, bringing his hand back up to his lower lip thrusting it out in a child like pout. Kairi's eyes softened at the site and had to resist letting out a small ˜aww'" at the cuteness. His big blue eyes glared at her and then at Riku watering up with tears at the sudden increase of pain from his fall.

"All right, let's have a look," Riku piped, up cracking his knuckles. ˜Open your mouth Sora."

The teen shook his head frantically. "NO!"

Donald sniggered behind Riku and Kairi gave him a good hard stomp on the foot yelping in pain.

Riku's eyes narrowed at his friends stubbornness and he stood directly in front of him glowering. "I SAID OPEN!"

Sora, clearly having fun annoying his best friend, clasped his hands tightly over his mouth shaking his head child like in reply.

"God damn it Sora!"

˜Don't worry Riku, I got it."

Before Sora caught her, Kairi snuck up behind the brunette poking him hard in the ribs. With a yelp he removed his hands to grab her but Riku took the opportunity to pin his poor friend down and hold his mouth upon in a CPR like style.

"Now lets see. Ah, here it is." His face puckered up in disgust. "God that thing looks painful."

Sora glared up at him taking the opportunity to try to snap Riku's finger off but he pulled away just in time. "Yeah it's painful and you're not helping!"

The teen glared at him for a long moment, studying the childish glare on his face. There were a lot of things he knew he could do right now. A few of his favorites were, 1. Kissing Sora on the lips to freak him out but then he would probably get the sore instead, 2. Get really close to his face and shout at him, 3. Bite him, or 4. Kill the author for giving him such freaked out ideas.

But instead, he decided simply to grab the poor brunette by the cheeks and pull them in two different directions so his teeth shone out in the goofiest grin he had ever laid eyes on and he cackled as his friend struggled helplessly in his grip.

"Don't mess with me, or I'll put so much ketchup on your next meal your shrieks of pain will make Tidus's ears pop back at home."

Sora's eyes widened in fear and Riku let go of him laughing manically over to the window sill.

Kairi rolled her eyes and sat beside the cowering teenager. "Don't worry; I have something that will help," she soothed removing a small plastic bottle from her pocket. Sora blinked at it cautiously and looked at her. ˜Does it burn?"

˜It doesn't matter, just let me put it on." But Sora wouldn't buy it.

"No way is that stuff touching my mouth unless I know if it burns or not!" he argued putting his hands over his mouth once again. Kairi sighed, setting the bottle down on the bed beside him and stood up. ˜Suit yourself, me and the others are going to bed now."

Riku blinked at her curiously as she gave him a small wink. Interested in her plan, the 4 companions walked out of Sora's room, shutting the door behind them.

The brunette blinked, waiting to see if his friends would return, but after awhile he realized his stubborn attitude had left him alone and in pain.

"Great job Sora," he muttered to himself. With a loud groan he threw himself onto the bed spread, staring at the ceiling as the pain pounded in his mouth. He tried sticking his lip out for awhile but the dryness stung even more leaving him with two options.

Stay in pain, oh but the dryness stung even more leaving him with two options.
Stay in pain, or use the medicine.

With a nervous gulp he slowly turned his head to stare at the small bottle fearfully. He had never used any mouth medicine before except when he went to the dentist and that was mostly to numb his mouth.

Could this be the same?

Carefully he snatched the bottle up in his hand, unscrewed the top, and squeezed a large glob of the gooey substance onto his finger tip. It looked safe enough.

Sora drew in a deep breath. ˜Well, here goes nothing." And he brought his finger to his outstretched lip.

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"Stop shoving you two!" Riku hissed as him, Kairi, Donald, and Goofy stood cramped outside of Sora's bedroom door. They had decided the long wait to see if Sora had used the medicine the next morning would be unbearable so the only thing left to do was spy.

"Get off of my head you dumb duck!" Riku hissed as Donald tried using the teens head as a stool to see through the small crack in the door.

˜Quiet!" Kairi whispered. ˜I think he's going to do it."

˜Well does the stuff burn or not?" Donald asked heatedly.

Kairi's face twisted into a devilish grin. ˜Well, there were many different kinds to choose from."

All three looked at her silently. ˜And?"

"I picked the strongest just for him!" She smiled.

Riku glanced at his two companions, nervously prepared to ask exactly what the strongest was, when a high pitched scream sung through the air knocking all four to the opposite wall in fright.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"HOLY HELL!" Riku screamed, glaring at the red head as she fell on the floor laughing her head off. "Kairi you evil wi-"

"OW!OW!OW!OW!OW! IT BURNS! AAAHHH! KAIRI YOU ARE SO DEA-OW!OW!OW!DAMNIT!"

Kairi stood up, quickly wiping the tears from her eyes as Sora's door swung open knocking Donald and Goofy into the wall once again. He stood in the door way with tears streaming from his eyes which were set in a hateful glare. His hand was clasped once again to the side of his mouth making him look cuter then ever earning a small chuckle from Riku for once.

Bad move.

Sora's eyes locked on Riku's and the silver haired teen instantly stood rigid as he noticed the devilish smirk spreading over the brunettes lips. A plot, an evilish plot was forming within his pain stricken mind as he shifted his eyes to both of his friends in turn.

˜Um, sorry Sora,™ Kairi spoke weakly, realizing what kind of danger she had just wished on herself. "I didn't know."

˜And neither did I!" Riku explained panicking. But still Sora's face stood out enraged.

"Oh, I'm sure you two didn't know," he spoke icily, pulling his smirk into a deranged grin. "Good thing I found out cause your both going to be needing it VERY soon."

The two friends glanced at each other, scooting to the side as Sora took a step toward them. He frowned to himself, wondering which one he should go after first when he remembered what Riku had done to him earlier. With a sigh he swung his arms around his silver haired friend and snuggled close to his body making him freeze in place. ˜You're so soft Riku..." he purred.

"Th...the h-hell..?" he stammered as Sora pinned him against the wall licking his teeth teasingly.

˜Come on Riku, you know you want to kiss me. Then we can both share the same pain for, et me think, a week or two?"

The color quickly drained from Riku's face as Sora's plan slowly sunk in. No way in hell was he going to let the little punk kiss him, let alone give him his stupid cold sore. Quickly he glanced at Kairi noticing the change in her reaction. Her hands balled into fists at her sides and she began to tremble with pure anger at the scene of her boyfriend hitting on, well, Riku.

"YOU NO GOOD TO TIMER HENTAI!" she screeched whacking the brunette over the head with the closest object beside her which unfortunately was none other then Donald.

"Wha-OW!"

"HEY!"

Stars danced in front of Sora's eyes and Donald squawked in protest, only to be thrown down the hall with the force of a bullet and soared through the stairwell entrance and beyond.

Riku stood for a second completely frozen in terror at what Kairi had just done. Without any second thoughts he took off down the hallway and disappeared from sight. The farther away he got, the better.

Goofy watched Riku and then looked from the dizzy-eyed Sora to Kairi, who was eyeing him evilly. With a loud ˜Woop!" he ran down the hall and through the stairwell door as fast as his legs could carry him before Kairi decided he would be an even better weapon to use on her deranged boyfriend.

Sora shook the stars out of his eyes feeling the large bump that had welled up on his head. He growled in annoyance and looked up at Kairi with flames in his eyes.

Now, Kairi's smarter then she lets on. When she's mad, flames erupt from the earth and she screams and creates damage until she calms down. Now when Sora's mad, the flames of HELL erupt and consume the earth and stay there until he's succeeded in killing half the society. Or at least, that's how she describes it. But she knows that when Sora got that look in his eyes there's nothing left to do but-

The brunette struggled to his feet and his eyes pierced into Kairi's. making her take a small step back. Even though his lip no longer hurt, he was determined more then ever to make her suffer as badly as he had. And kissing her gave him a fair advantage cause he felt no shame in doing so.

"Come here Kairi," he smirked.

"RUN!" The red head took off as fast as her legs could carry her with Sora on her tail. He had expected her to pull some kind of stunt like this and if she wanted to play his little game that way, then so be it.

Kairi rounded the corner and was met with a glimmer of hope. Two elevators stood waiting for her one leading down to the lower level, another to the upper level.

˜YES!" she screamed, hopping in through the automatic doors and pushing the down button frantically. Her heart skipped a beat as she heard footsteps.

˜Come on! CLOSE!" She whacked the button with her fist and slowly the door began to shut. Sora appeared outside the elevator and his eyes narrowed as they fell on Kairi. He made a grab for it but the door shut with a click and headed down for the lower level.

But then why did she feel like she was going up?

Her heart pounded in her chest and she convinced herself it was just her imagination. Se might have taken the wrong elevator, no big, it was just a game anyway, right?

But the thought of screaming in pain every time she took a bite of her food made her think twice.

After what seemed like an eternity, the elevator came to a stop and the doors opened slowly.

Only to reveal a smirking brunette leaning casually against the opposite wall. Kairi screamed.

"Hey, what took you so long?" he asked casually.

"Um...well...err. I thought.." she stuttered, realizing she had been cornered.
Sora laughed at her child-ness and pushed himself off the wall, feeling slightly disappointed that the game had been so short. But he had gotten what he wanted.

A small chime from above signaled that the elevator doors were about to close and head down to the bottom floor. Without warning Sora pounced on Kairi, pinning her onto the floor of the elevator and causing a blush to rise in her cheeks.

He leaned over slowly, pressing his lips against hers and feeling her hesitate then kiss back ever so slightly. Stars danced in front of Kairi's eyes at the feeling and for a moment she actually considered the fact that getting a cold sore was worth it if it meant having Sora kiss her.

After a few moment they broke apart and Kairi glared at him stubbornly but with a smile playing on her lips.

Sora flashed his cheesy grin and punched his fist in the air. "I win!"

˜'Cause you cheated!" Kairi protested. "You used the stairs!"

"YOU'RE the one that took the wrong elevator."

She couldn't find anything to say about that so, she chose to stay silent instead. The game had been shorter then she expected.

˜Ah, screw it." She mumbled pulling Sora back down and kissing him once again. The brunettes eyes widened and he kissed back feeling his heart soar in triumph.

˜Hm. I like this game..."

But then he remembered.

Slowly he pulled away. ˜Kairi?"

She blinked. ˜What?"

Sora's lips formed into his usual childish pout and he took care in making his eyes as big and pleading as possible so he looked cuter then ever.

˜Can I kiss Riku?"

Kairi sweat dropped. "What?"

"Plleeaassse? He needs to suffer too."

Kairi closed her eyes trying to avoid looking at her boyfriends face but her heart had already melted on the spot.

She sighed. ˜Fine, do whatever."

"YES!"

And with that settled, the elevators doors shut with a click.

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Main Floor

Riku had taken the elevator to the main floor and met a very pissed off looking Donald and a scared Goofy sitting in the lobby. Donald had an ice pack against his head and was grumbling under his breath.

"Hey guys," Riku called out, plopping down in a arm chair next to Goofy.
Donald looked up and nodded still grumbling. Goofy glanced wearily toward the stairs every few seconds and as time passed Riku joined in to see if Sora was coming with death at his heels.

"I'm going back up," he announced after several minutes of silence. "I feel guilty leaving Kairi up there, no matter how angry she was."
"I don't" Donald mumbled.

"You reckon Sora got to her?" Goofy asked.

Riku didn't say anything but decided it was a high possibility. I mean, she was his girlfriend. Getting a kiss from your boyfriend isn't exactly something girlfriends are supposed to run from. Cold sore or no cold sore.

"Let's take the elevator just in case,˜ he suggested. Both nodded in agreement and headed for the silver doors and pushed the up button.

After several seconds the door gave a small ring and the doors opened slowly.
"RIKU-SAMA!"

Riku's eyes widened in horror. "SORA? The he- HEY!" The smiling brunette had pounced upon him pinning his body beneath his weight. In one quick motion he pressed his lips hard against his friends in a forceful kiss, making Riku's eyes widen to there fullest extent and leave Donald and Goofy gapping in shock and Kairi rolling on the floor laughing.

Sora pulled away smiling and ruffled Riku's hair who had gone into a state of shock. "Wow Riku, you're a pretty good kisser," he praised hugging him close to his body like a doll.

Kairi was having trouble breathing from the amount of laughter issuing from her throat. It would take days for Riku to recover and the cold sore wouldn't be helping much.

Sora dropped Riku and laid in the middle of the floor staring up at the ceiling in triumph. Passerby's glanced with raised eyebrows at the nutty group but Sora seemed to care less.

˜Maybe I should eat Aerith's cookies more often."

And with that thought in mind, he smiled.

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Me: Yeah, it's nutty, insane, and weird. But BELIEVE me cold sores hurt!

Sora: She gets them a lot.

Me: And I began writing this when I had one on my lip and everything I ate made me cry in pain.

Riku: Anyway, review! And read her new one shot ˜Dear Sora," it's really good.